Kim Kardashian

 

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have a reality show coming out called Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E! Too many damn Ks! I need to change my shit to Michael E or Michael L or something. They celebrated last night with their stepfather Bruce Jenner and their mother.

 

Do they have different daddies or something? They all look like different variations of the same girl. Kim is one of those "Real Dolls" come alive. I just know it.  

 

 

 

Last week the New York Daily News broke the story that some dude was trying to sell pictures of Kim KardASSIAN and her sister Kourtney (the amazon one in the picture above) nude and underaged. The pictures were rumored to have been taken when the girls were under 18. Eric Ford the man trying to sell the pictures was questioned and the FBI took his laptop, but did not arrest him pending an investigation.

 

Eric said that the pictures were of Kim and Kourtney having sex with some man, but the NYDN reports this is not the case. They were just "posing" with him and the series of photos were taken a year apart.  

 

Blah...blah...blah...how is that Kourtney is so different looking than her two sisters?! Above is Kim with one sister Khloe and the other one is Kourtney. First of all, their names are fucking annoying. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney? KKK!!!!!! That should be the name of their girl pop group.

 

Second of all, Kourtney is like towering over them. What they got in the booty she got in height.

 

 

It was reported earlier that Terrence Howard and Kim Kardashian were making out at Butter in NYC last week. Kim denies all of this to UsWeekly and thinks the witnesses confused her with Terrence's girlfriend, Miss USA Rachel Smith. Rachel's the hotness that fell on her ass during the Miss Universe contest.

 

Kim said, "They must have me mixed up with his new girlfriend, [Miss USA Rachel Smith]! I was never at the places they said... I've met [Howard] a few times but we're not even friends."

 

Somebody confusing your rump for Kim Kardashian's is not a compliment. Rachel is probably shitting herself. No, she probably is literally shitting herself hoping that her ass deflates a little and it won't be confused with Kim's juicy butt in the future.

 

 

 

Terrence Howard infamously said a few weeks ago that he would only date a woman that uses baby wipes on her a-hole and gina. He said toilet paper does not get the area clean enough. Obviously, he has issues with cleanliness or so he says! 

 

Page Six is reporting that Kim Kardashian may be stepping out on Reggie Bush with Terrence Howard! COME ON TERRENCE! That tramp is as clean as a truck stop urinal in the summertimes!

 

A source said the two were making out at Butter in NYC last week. "They were all over each other. She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt." 

 

He was trying to make a wish!

 

Terrence obviously doesn't care about hygiene if he's hooking up with that whore of whores. Ugh, Terrence all the baby wipes in the Universe can't help that girl. I'm sorry.

 

 

 

Kim Kardashian will be on the cover of Playboy's December issue. Kim said in the past that she didn't get naked for the shoot and it was really tasteful. UsWeekly reports that Kim will show a little more than was planned. She's showing one titty and baring her fat ass.

 

A source said that Kim's 12-page spread is one of the largest Hef has ever done. Yeah, because her ass alone takes up 8 of those pages.

 

Why is this bitch suddenly all shy? We have seen a dick in her vagina! A crooked dick at that! She should have no problem with spreading it and shit. The world has seen her clit! The only thing left to see of this girl is her uterus and you know that looks beat.

 

 

 

 

Kim Kardassian claims that she didn't get pissed on in the sex tape she made with Ray J. When the tape leaked it was rumored that Kim got golden showered, but she denies it. When the tape was finally released, the scene in question was apparently cut out. The tape was later pulled off shelves and the internet after Kim threatened to sue aka struck a deal.

 

Kim said, "People were saying derogatory things... I'm not knocking anyone else, but I've never personally participated in that.

"I think it's degrading."

Degrading? This coming from a chick who pops the ass out every chance she gets? Bitch wouldn't know degrading if it pissed in her face! 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Kim Kardassian denies that she's had butt implants and blamed her fat, juicy ass on her ethnicity.

 

Kim said, "I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body. I'm not against [plastic surgery]."

 

I don't think Kim had ass implants, but I do think she wears some kind of butt-lifting undies to make her ass "protrude" more. If you've got it, flaunt it. I mean what else does she have to offer to the world?

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart have been dumped for Kim KardASSian! The two shot a reality show, but sources tell InTouch that E! wasn't into it. Kelly and Kimbo were said to be the next Nicole and Paris, but it looks like this isn't going to happen.

 

The network will instead  air a reality show featuring Kim Kardashian and her huge family instead. Oh and her huge ass. Kim's stepfather is Bruce Jenner and her stepbrother is Brody Jenner, so the show will be like a Hollywood "Brady Bunch."

 

They really will give a reality show to just about anyone! A show about Kim's fucking fat ass would be more interesting than a show about her family. Her ass has more personality than she does!

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Kardashian attended the H.E.R. Benefit yesterday at the Playboy Mansion. The event was to benefit the Nicole Brown Foundation. Kim's late father, Robert Kardashian, represented O.J. Simpson during his murder trial.

 

I know this skank is going to be in Playboy and everything, but isn't it a little tacky for her to be there? What am I saying? This ho put the T and A in Tacky!

 

 

 

 

This is Kim Kardashian in Miami yesterday. The good thing about having an ass like that is it probably keep her from drowning. I mean, those are implants....right? 

 

Also, where's a shark when you need one? Dumb ho was wearing shiny jewelery and sharks love that shit! She put an invitation out there and not one took the bait. Dumb ass sharks!