Kim Kardashian

Saturday, November 24th 2007

Hey Kim, Get A Job!

Eva Longoria, is that you? Here's Kim and her bubble ass out shopping at 'Intermix' on Robertson Boulevard in LA. For someone who 'dressed down"  to go shopping she sure goes through a lot of trouble to make it look like she's not wearing any make-up.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, November 2nd 2007

Britney Thinks Kim Kardashian Is A Horny Beast

 
The Sun claims Britney Spears told friends that Kim Kardashian really turns her on. SUCIO! 
 
A friend claims Britney said, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real women. A real horny beast."  
 
The scary thing is Brit could probably get with Kim if she really wanted to.
 
Brit probably only thinks Kim is so hot, because girl looks like she can eat and has the ass to prove it. A girl with a mouthful of Pintos 'N Cheese from Taco Bell probably turns Britney on.
 
I bet you she's into sploshing too! Rubbing gallons of frappuccino while she gets into it. Yeah, that's Brit's fetish.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, October 29th 2007

Somebody Take Away These Girls Already!


First Kim Kardashian's little sister worked the stripper pole on an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and now she's reenacting "Girls Gone Wild."

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother headed down to Joe Francis' house in Mexico to shoot some sort of sleazy ad campaign for the Girls Gone Wild bikini line. While they were gone Kim's stepbrother, Brody Jenner and his manager Frankie, babysat the younger Kardashian girls. Frankie pulls out a camera and videotapes the girls pretending they are on GGW. Not even joking. Send this girl to a monastery before it's too late.

Spotted at Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, October 27th 2007

Pushing Out A Wet One

 
 
*cover removed per request*
 
In the post below I posted some pictures from Kim Kardashian's December Playboy spread. It wouldn't be Christmas without our favorite STD baked ham! HO...yeah just a HO....no need for three.
 
Here's the cover and bitch looks like she's trying to push out a doody bubble and you know her shit is rancid. Let it out girl. Let it out.
 
Source: ONTD
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, October 27th 2007

Fake Ass

 
That big Kardashian beast is trying to eat those little ones! Run for your butts! Here's KKK at Kim's second Birthday party at Jet in Las Vegas. Is she having a Bday party for each fake butt cheek?
 
Speaking of which. Kim's December Playboy spread is starting to leak and that ass has to be fake. I think I can see the implant. Her ass also looks like it used to be hairy, but they waxed it. Hairy asshole Kardashian!
 
Obviously these pics are NSFW! Click here , here , here , here , here and here to see em!
  
 
Thanks Butter Legs
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, October 22nd 2007

Porn Star Moves

 
Kim Kardashian celebrated her 27th Birthday at Les Deux in Hollywood last night. She may be 27, but her tits are and ass are definitely not any older than 3. They are toddlers! Tits and ass toddlers.
Is she trying to lick her armpit in that pic above? Amateur! Her implants are getting in the way.
 
Such a natural beauty that Kim. She should really put on a little more make-up. It might hide the fact that she's completely lost any dignity she had left.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, October 15th 2007

I'm Not Surprised


Yesterday was the premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on E! It stars uber-slut Kim Kardashian and her family as they show us why Hollywood families are all sorts of fucked up.

In this clip above Robin Antin of the Pussycat Dolls shows Kim how to work the stripper pole. The stripper pole is in Kim's parent's room. How romantic.

The clip gets creepy when Kim's little half-sister, Kylie, strolls into the room wearing high heels and works the pole like Nomi Malone in Showgirls. That girl has to be like 10-years-old! I didn't start the hooker moves until I was at least 11!

Bruce Jenner comes in as the "voice of reason" and tells his daughter he doesn't think it's funny. Um....this is what you get when you have a stripper pole in your damn room!

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 10th 2007

KKK's Reality Show

 
Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have a reality show coming out called Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E! Too many damn Ks! I need to change my shit to Michael E or Michael L or something. They celebrated last night with their stepfather Bruce Jenner and their mother.
 
Do they have different daddies or something? They all look like different variations of the same girl. Kim is one of those "Real Dolls" come alive. I just know it.  
 
 
 



 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, October 8th 2007

KKK!!!!

 
Last week the New York Daily News broke the story that some dude was trying to sell pictures of Kim KardASSIAN and her sister Kourtney (the amazon one in the picture above) nude and underaged. The pictures were rumored to have been taken when the girls were under 18. Eric Ford the man trying to sell the pictures was questioned and the FBI took his laptop, but did not arrest him pending an investigation.
 
Eric said that the pictures were of Kim and Kourtney having sex with some man, but the NYDN reports this is not the case. They were just "posing" with him and the series of photos were taken a year apart.  
 
Blah...blah...blah...how is that Kourtney is so different looking than her two sisters?! Above is Kim with one sister Khloe and the other one is Kourtney. First of all, their names are fucking annoying. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney? KKK!!!!!! That should be the name of their girl pop group.
 
Second of all, Kourtney is like towering over them. What they got in the booty she got in height.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, September 21st 2007

Terrence Howard Is NOT Teaching Kim Kardashian The Beauty Of Baby Wipes

 
It was reported earlier that Terrence Howard and Kim Kardashian were making out at Butter in NYC last week. Kim denies all of this to UsWeekly and thinks the witnesses confused her with Terrence's girlfriend, Miss USA Rachel Smith. Rachel's the hotness that fell on her ass during the Miss Universe contest.
 
Kim said, "They must have me mixed up with his new girlfriend, [Miss USA Rachel Smith]! I was never at the places they said... I've met [Howard] a few times but we're not even friends."
 
Somebody confusing your rump for Kim Kardashian's is not a compliment. Rachel is probably shitting herself. No, she probably is literally shitting herself hoping that her ass deflates a little and it won't be confused with Kim's juicy butt in the future.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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