Kim Kardashian | Dlisted

I Smell Something Fishy And It Isn't Kim's Coochie

Brandy's mommy, Sonya Norwood, has filed a lawsuit against the Kardashians. It all started when Kim Kardashian was Brandy's stylist in 2004. Sonja gave Kim a credit card to make one purchase. Kim allegedly gave the AMEX number to her brother and her sisters. Sonjya claims they charged $62,793.83 in 2006, and $57,841.82 2007 in 2007 for a total of $120,635.82. The lawsuit claims that charges were even made at "Dash" and "Smooch." Both of those stores are owned by the Kardashians.

This makes no fucking sense. If I see a charge for even $1 on my credit card that I don't recognize, I pick up the damn phone and yell at a bitch. How the hell could Sonya keep the same credit number going after those bitches charged $62k on her shit? The best part is that then Kim K goes around and fucks her son too! Kim took her money and fucked her son. That bitch is ruthless.

I wouldn't mess with the Kardashians. The big one looks mean. She would bop you on the head with her giant fists and then steal your AMEX and use it to buy steak dinners.

Something in the milk ain't clean! This story just doesn't make sense. Sonya has some explaining to do.

And who the hell would hire Kim K as their stylist?! A tranny maybe. That was Sonya's first mistake.

Source: Page Six

Posted by: Michael K

196 comments •

Kim Kardashian

The Skanks Of Sundance

If you didn't tell me this was the Sundance Film Festival, I would've figured it was the AVN Awards with all the skanks, whores, sluts and prostitutes running around. I mean, what the hell is Kim Kardashian doing there? This shit has turned into Vegas for the weekend. All those whores are mostly there to get free shit and eff each other.

Reggie Bush can stay, Kim can leave. I am still having a hard time dealing with the fact that he's playing with her. Do you think he pisses on her tits? Bitch is into that! Fuck, I'd let Reggie Bush do dookie times on my titties if that's what he was into.

Here's the rest of the skanks of Sundance including Paris Hilton who thinks she's the sexiest thing since candy apple nail polish. Bitch is about as sexy as Reggie doing dookie times on my titties. I didn't include pictures of people that actually belong at Sundance, because they are all boring.

Posted by: Michael K

161 comments •

The Denials

Deny! Deny! Deny! Ashlee Simpson and Kim Kardashian have both denied they are engaged to UsWeekly . Ashlee was spotted yesterday wearing some ring on her engagement finger, but her rep says that she is not promised to Pete Wentz.

Kim Kardashian was rumored to have gotten engaged to Reggie Bush, but she told UsWeekly, "Like he would marry me?! I'm a whore!." No...she said, "It's not true. Not yet!"

I love the "not yet" part. She's optimistic. NOT EVER, I hope.

Again, I don't believe when celebrities deny this crap. They are all liars! They are lie tellers! I think Ass and Pete might be engaged, because I can see those two nerds getting married. I don't see Reggie proposing to Kim K anytime soon though.

Posted by: Michael K

47 comments •

Ashlee Simpson • Engagements • Kim Kardashian • Queen Of Denials

Why Buy The Cow.....

Please don't tell me Reggie Bush proposed that slut Kim Kardashian. Why marry the cow when you can get the booty for free or something like that? OK! Magazine reports that 22-year-old Reggie popped the question to 27-year-old Kim in Miami during the New Year holiday.

Kim didn't wear a rock on New Year's Eve, but she did tell OK! that she was keeping her private life...private. Yeah, that's why you're in a reality show then? Dumb slut! She said, "One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love."

Reggie is only 22! He needs to get that booty, get it out of his system and move on. Kim is cute and all that, but she's a slut! She can't help it. She wants as many dicks as possible and there's nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Michael K

55 comments •

Engagements • Kim Kardashian

Fart Moves

Reggie Bush is too fucking fine to be messing with Kim Kardashian. I don't mind Kim so much, but Reggie is too good for her. Reggie if you want to piss on someone you can piss on me. You don't need Kim K for that. Seriously, I'd let him piss-jizz in my ear.

These two were all affectionate-like at Mansion in Miami last night where Kim K hosted their New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Michael K

83 comments •

Kim Kardashian

Slut Bag Stare!

If Kim Kardashian was a Care Bear, she'd be Slut Bag Bear and her powers would be shooting used up jizz from her belly to destroy evil. Seriously, that belt is no joke. She probably keeps condoms in there. Yeah, I made a funny. Like she uses condoms. Actually, I think Kim K is pretty hot, but she's such a damn slut!

Here's Kim with some other K sister and JR Rotem at the Hollywood Life Awards last night. Below that is KKK in Cabo this past weekend.

Posted by: Michael K

79 comments •

Kim Kardashian

Lindsay Lohan Is The Dumbest Person In Hollywood

In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men." Their Top 10 looks like this:

1. Lindsay Lohan

2. Kim Kardashian

3. Spencer Pratt

4. Jeff Kwatinetz

5. Shia LaBeouf

6. Heidi Montag

7. Jessica Simpson

8. Kiefer Sutherland

9. Tori Spelling

10. Rumer Willis

Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.

1. Britney Spears

2. Britney Spears

3. Britney Spears

4. Britney Spears

5. Britney Spears

The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

120 comments •

Britney Spears • Dumbasses • Jennifer Love Hewitt • Jessica Simpson • Kim Kardashian • Lindsay Lohan • Michael Jackson • Rumorz • Tori Spelling

That's One Lame Publicity Stunt

Kim Kardashian claimed that someone stole a Cartier watch, jewels, a laptop and a camera from one of her bags while she was at JFK airport. However, the cops as well as airport security told Page Six that a complaint was never filed. They think it was one big ass publicity stunt.

Kim thinks she was "set up" by airport employees.

That's the best she can do? I think her fake ass is coming up with the "publicity stunts," because that shit was a fail. Kim go get pissed on and leave the fake stunts to the pros!

Posted by: Michael K

55 comments •

Fake Asses • Girlfriend Please • Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Needs A Better Hiding Place

Kim Kardashian claims someone stole $50,000 worth of jewelry and other crap at JFK airport so says TMZ . A source said that Kim and her sister, Kourtney, were at the airport when some paps and Delta employees asked for her autograph. While she was signing shit and posing for pictures she claims someone went into her luggage and stole a bunch of her stuff.

Get this shit. She said someone stole jewels, a Cartier watch, a laptop and camera. What kind of dumb bitch is this?! Someone is taking all that crap out of your bag and you don't even know? Methinks her brains are in her ass. You deserve that shit. Kim thinks she was set up.

Next time Kim, hide that shit in your fat ass. Nobody wants to get near that rump. Used and stinky goods.

Posted by: Michael K

110 comments •

Kim Kardashian

Hey Kim, Get A Job!

Eva Longoria, is that you? Here's Kim and her bubble ass out shopping at 'Intermix' on Robertson Boulevard in LA. For someone who 'dressed down" to go shopping she sure goes through a lot of trouble to make it look like she's not wearing any make-up.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

108 comments •

Kim Kardashian