Kathy Griffin

Barbara Walters Needs To Lighten Up

Kathy Griffin said that she's been banned AGAIN by Barbara Walters and isn't allowed on "The View" anymore. Kathy told Page Six that she was banned for making fun of Babs. She said, "I was supposed to be on 'The View' today. But then I get a call from [producer] Bill Geddie, and he says, 'You were too mean to Barbara [Walters] on your last special, so you can't come on.' Can you believe it? I've been banned before but never re-banned!"

As Babs gets older, she's becoming more of a baby. Hand her a bottle of warm milk. Babs should know better. What she should have done is bring Kathy on the show, confront her, tell her to "go to hell", slap her and then kick her off the show. YouTube gold! Babs missed a perfect opportunity.

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Kathy Griffin

It's Almost There....

Kathy Griffin went out in Hollywood last night with new hair. Her hair usually looks like it was constructed out of cardboard, so this is an upgrade. It's still not there. The color is every shade of orange. She looks like a ginger tabby! Kathy, please take some of your boyfriend's money and get your shit done proper. Don't go to Ken Paves, though.

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Kathy Griffin

Kathy Has Found Love And Now She Needs To Find A New Hairdresser

Kathy Griffin is effin a zillionaire which means homegirl should hook her hair up! Kathy! You look like you're wearing a Beyonce cast-off wig that's been in the dryer way too long. Take some your pepaw's black Amex and do good things to your mop.

Here's that hot bitch Kathy with that hotter bitch Steve Wozniak at The Paley Center honors last night.

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Kathy Griffin

Get That Money Kathy!

Kathy Griffin is still dating Apple co-founder and billionaire Steve Wozniak. Get that money Kathy! The two showed up to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas this past weekend. Las Vegas you say?

If I was Kathy I would've drugged that bitch, dragged him to the chapel and married him before he came out of his coma. Billionaire by morning!

I'm happy for her, but I'd suck anything that was worth a billion dollars. If a piece of turd on the street was worth billions dollars you better believe I'd suck that turd's dick!

Awww...young love!

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Hotness • Kathy Griffin

It's Getting There!

Whenever I watch Kathy Griffin on My Life On The D-List I just want to jump through the screen, call Ken Paves and fix that mop on her head. It's usually just an acid-red mess sitting on top of her head. Now that she's dating a billionaire it looks like she's giving her hair the love it deserves. It's not there yet, but it's getting there.....

I just IMed my friend a picture of it and said she's looking better and she told me, "Hurry up and die, she still looks like shit." RUDE!

Here's Kathy G at UsWeekly's Hot Hollywood party last night.

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Kathy Griffin

Waste of Dough

Kathy Griffin's Emmy speech is still pissing Christians off two weeks after she made it. When Kathy won her award she said, "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The Miracle Theater in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. felt so strongly about Kathy's speech that they dropped $90,000 of their own money to take out a full page spread in USA Today. The spread ran last Monday. It read:

"We at The Miracle Theater consider it an honor to stand for Jesus today. We may never win a national award. We may never be household names. We may never be seen in Hollywood. Although others may choose to use their national platform to slander our God, we are honored as professional entertainers to stand for Christ."

First of all, Pigeon Forge is a lovely town. A pancake house on every corner and Dollywood! What's not to love? Second of all, they should've used that $90,000 to throw themselves a 3-day long sex orgy, because they need to loosen up a bit! Disagree with her statement yes, but don't waste your money on it!

Source: Associated Press

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Kathy Griffin

Bitching About Nothing

Kathy Griffin took home an Emmy this past weekend for her show "My Life On The D-List." Well, when they air her speech this Saturday on E! they plan to censor her ass. The main Emmys are this Sunday.

Kathy's speech went a little something like this: "A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus."

"This award is my god now!"

Of course the Catholic League bitched and moaned about it and now E! is planning to trim her speech down. The league called it, "vulgar, in-your-face brand of hate speech."

The Catholic League needs to spend less time watching the Emmys worrying about comics and more time worrying about their priests touching little kids. Seriously! Mind your own business! Jesus and God probably had a laugh over that joke over a cold beer. It's a joooke!

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Kathy Griffin

The Split-Screen Sent Rosie Running

Kathy Griffin spent the entire day with Rosie O'Donnell on Friday and learned that the split-screen of her fight with Elisabeth is the reason she left. Kathy told an audience during her comedy act last night.

Kathy said, "And that's what it was. I said, 'What was really it?' And she said, 'The split-screen.' She said, 'I don't want to do Hannity and Colmes. ' " Kathy said that Rosie doesn't hate Elisabeth.

Rosie took to her blog again yesterday with a video where she says she hasn't talked to Elisabeth and probably never will. She's still going on and on about it and I'd wish she'd just move on already. Rosie's last appearance on the show will be Monday which was pre-taped.

Click here to see Rosie's video blog. Hopefully this will be the last time she talks about it.

Source: People

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Kathy Griffin • Rosie O'Donnell

Did the 80s Really Look Like This?!

The "Kickin It Old Skool" premiere was 80s themed last night, so it was the perfect time for H.A.Ms to be extra hammey. I love Kathy Griffin, but that whole thing burns tiny holes into my eyes. That can't be healthy. At least she's having funny.

The winner of the night goes to Mary Carey, because she looks like a whore in everything and I love that.