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Parasite Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously grilled her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is insane. For most of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she finally said she didn't want to talk about it anymore, because she's moved on. Dave then basically tells her it's the most interesting thing about her. At that point an audience member shouts "I Love You Paris!" and she blows a kiss to him. Without skipping a beat Dave responds with, "Did you meet him in prison?"

Paris then whines and does a stupid pout and tells David not to not make her regret coming on.

On Wednesday I posted about how Paris apparently burst into tears after the show (it taped on Tuesday). Her people told Dave's people she will never do his show again.

Dave is fucking right. The most interesting thing about this skank is her whole jail saga. Nobody cares about her perfume, clothing line or stupid movie! Even when she talks about her new movie the audience starts laughing at her ass! This bitch needs to check herself and realize she's a joke and always will be. She's made a lot of money being the joke and there's nothing wrong with that.

Dave forever!!!!

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Brit Brit back to back! Can you believe the damn police are helping Britney get to Starbucks?! People this is what your tax dollars is going towards. That police officer is one fine man though.

I mean can't Starbucks do this bitch a favor and build a store INSIDE her house. They would seriously make a killing. That would be the most successful Starbucks in California if not the world! She would still go out and get it herself though. She loooooves the attention. She loves, loves, loves it! She's already perfecting the act of trying to look like she hates it.

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Warning! This video contains vomit. If you don't like seeing vomit coming out of a person's mouth do not watch this!

If you do like seeing vomit coming out of a person's mouth then watch it! This is video shows Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson suddenly throwing up out of nowhere! Then in the blink of an eye she's back on camera and back to doing her job!

She tells her viewers that she's on her period and anything can happen. Yeah, right! Homegirl is knocked up.

But she's soooo hot! She can vomit with the best of em!

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Alejandro Valencio of Evansville, Indiana said he was drunk when he climbed into his ex-girlfriend's chimney at 3:30 am. Dumb bitch got stuck. Firefighters had to tear open her wall in order to release him.

His girlfriend, Connie Deweese, is one of the most glamorous women in America right now. You have to see her on the clip above. She's wearing a FUBU shirt! She told police "to leave him in the chimney and let him die."

Connie seriously needs her own TV show right now. Look at her! She is the epitome of entertainment. Towards the end of the clip Connie throws an empty beer bottle at Alejandro not once, but twice! Why doesn't his stupid ass move?!

Connie is a true American icon.

This shit looks like 1988! I love Indiana!

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Patti LaBelle flipped out on a fan during a concert in Kansas City, MO last Friday night. It all started when Patti brought up an audience member and the two started dirty dancing a little bit. Patti then said to the audience "Oooooh, he was coming so close." The dude (who is clearly homo) responded with, "I think you wanted it more than I did."

Wrong move. Patti stops the music and immediately chews the bitch out. She tells him "You're rude! You are very frickin' rude! I don't play that! This is not Lil' Kim! Do you know who I am?!"

They work it out in the end, but Patti was pissed. Give me more Patti! I love it when you go off.

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Amy Wino left everyone dry at the MOBO Awards last night in London when she took the stage and performed "Tears Dry On Their Own" and "Me And Mr Jones." Wino stumbled through most of her performance, forgetting lyrics, twitching, fumbling with her dress and towards the end sounded like she trying to spit out a basketball-sized loogie. Thankfully she didn't do that or Pete Doherty and Lindsay Lohan would have immediately checked themselves out of rehab, flown to London, cooked that loogie up and smoked it.

Wino was having troubles all night sources told The Sun “In her dressing room she was really on edge, then flipped. She was screaming and chucking anything she could get her hands on at the people around her. She wasn’t in a good way.”

Judge for yourself below! Nope, her voice isn't in its top form. Sort of sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. My favorite parts are the shots of the audience members trying so hard to get into it. They should've saved their energy for somebody else.

File this under: I saw this coming a mile away! The most famous Britaloonie in the world, Chrissy Crocker, has inked a deal to possibly star in his own reality TV show. 44 Blue Productions will develop a docusoap around the 19-year-old Tennessee native who lives with his grandparents.

Chrissy shot to International fame for his LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE youtube which already has 8 million hits.

44 Blue said, "It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience. We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star."

If this isn't reason to cancel TV altogether I don't what is. From Drew Barrymore in Grey Gardens to this, the time has come to bid farewell to our beloved tube. It's been a good run and I'll miss you, but you shouldn't humiliate yourself anymore.

You know I'm still going to watch this show. Yeah, I hate myself that much.

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Kentucky Weather man Chris Allen let the 16-year-old douche inside him come out when his weather graphic was accidentally switched with a giant breast from a segment that aired earlier.

They should promote his ass! Now that's entertainment. Eff the weather, they get it wrong anyway. I want to see more of Chris Allen licking computerized nipples.

Somebody get these two together STAT. Britney Spears really does need the tough love of Tyra Banks. Shit, we all do! If anybody can save her, it's Ty Ty!

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Mary-Kate Olsen makes her debut on Showtime's Weeds next week and the Emmy voters better take note. MK plays some Christian chick who smokes weed.

It's weird seeing MK speak! That's like a trip in itself. Talking dolls!

I also love how bitch isn't even trying. She doesn't give a fuck! For the win!