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During L.A. Fashion Week some poor model fell through a hole in the catwalk! BUNK ASS catwalk!

You see before the show, performers took the stage and one fell hard creating the hole. The dumb dumb producers didn't do anything about it! I'm sure they told the models, but come on! Models have goldfish memory.

The best part of the video is seeing the model rush off in a huff. Bitch was pissed!

America's favorite tap dancer, Larry Craig, was interviewed by Matt Lauer last night with his wife, Suzanne Craig. Homegirl is trying hard to make us believe he never went toe tapping in that bathroom. I see the twinkle in his toes. I know he can toe tap with the best of them! Savion Glover watch it now!

Larry denies he's a homo and he denies he's bi-sexual. Please! I see the way he's looking at Matt. He's only thinking one thing during that entire interview "Damn, I wanna toss some Lauer salad."

Towleroad has a transcript and a blow-by-blow (pun intended) of the interview. I was too busy staring at Suzanne Craig to really pay attention. If you told me that was Larry Craig in drag, I would believe your ass. You know Larry wears the shit out of her dresses!

Little Jakey G was on "The Today Show" this morning. He was left speechless when Meredith Vieria asked him in regards to "Brokeback Mountain" if he "knew what he was sitting on?"

Of course he knew! That was some GRADE A Australian beef! He answers with "That was very well put...I...uh...I...I..."

Peen got your tongue, Jakey?

Thanks Mimi

Yesterday was the premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on E! It stars uber-slut Kim Kardashian and her family as they show us why Hollywood families are all sorts of fucked up.

In this clip above Robin Antin of the Pussycat Dolls shows Kim how to work the stripper pole. The stripper pole is in Kim's parent's room. How romantic.

The clip gets creepy when Kim's little half-sister, Kylie, strolls into the room wearing high heels and works the pole like Nomi Malone in Showgirls. That girl has to be like 10-years-old! I didn't start the hooker moves until I was at least 11!

Bruce Jenner comes in as the "voice of reason" and tells his daughter he doesn't think it's funny. Um....this is what you get when you have a stripper pole in your damn room!

Jon Bon Jovi hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend and during his opening monologue his bandmate, Richie Sambora, only had to utter two lines. He forgot em and JonBo had to help him out. Poor Richie! He no longer has Jack Daniels thinking for him, so it's hard!

Sadly that was the funniest part of the entire night!

Breaking news! Ann Coulter tries to shock us again. Anything that comes out of that robot horse's mouth does not surprise me anymore. It doesn't even offend me, because it's coming from her. This time Ann Coulter told Donny Deutsch, who is Jewish, that "Jews needs to be perfected."

She said, “Yeah. Well, it’s a lot easier. It’s kind of a fast track. But you have to obey. We just want the Jews to be perfected. That’s what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws. We know that we’re all sinners.”

Donny responded by saying he was offended and that if Ann Coulter had any brains she wouldn't say that.

She said, “No, I’m sorry it is not intended to be offensive. I don’t think you should take it that way. But that is what Christians consider themselves – perfected Jews.”

When Donny then called her comment "hateful and anti-Semetic" she said, “That’s not hateful at all!”

Of course it's meant to offend! Ann Coulter is probably Jewish! She's just saying that crap to get more attention and it's working. It's laughable. Every time I see the word "Coulter" in a headline I think to myself "here that cunt goes again, what the hell has she been programmed to say this time?"

In the genius words of God Warrior Perrin, "SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIAAAANNNN! Dark sided!"

Stacy Hedger has got to be the hottest contestant in pageant history. Stacy played the theme from "Star Wars" on a trumpet for the talent portion of some beauty pageant somewhere in America, sometime in the 80s. Stacy is a true musical legend, but I'm pretty sure she didn't hit one note correctly.

Fuck, I can blow the theme from "Star Wars" on a dick better than Stacy can play it on a trumpet!

The little dance at the end is probably the best part. I'm sure THAT right there was the inspiration for the movie Happy Feet.

I really hope Stacy won. She deserved it.

Thanks to Karen and the millions of you who sent me this

Here's the official video for Brit Brit's "Gimme More" and it officially SUCKS! Paris Hilton's night vision porn video had better production value than this crap.

The rumor is that a different video will be premiering on MTV's TRL this Monday and that this is just a preview of the video that was available on iTunes starting last night.

Hopefully, the "REAL" video is more than just Brit's dumbass trying to be sexy near a stripper pole. Honestly, this is some Friday-afternoon-tweens-fucking-around-with-their-new-camcorder-bullshit!

Start over!

If you can't see the video above Click here to download it

Who knew SNL was still sort of funny? Andy Samberg, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Adam Levine make beautiful music together for the SNL Digital Short "Iran So Far." Jakey G at the end seals the deal.

Oh and welcome to Monday!

Thanks Henrii