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This is the trailer of the piece of shit movie that Katie Holmes decided to do instead of returning for Batman. Katie co-stars along with Diana Keaton and Queen Latifah. They play women who work at the Federal Reserve plot and decide to rob it.

Didn't Queen already make this movie? Set It Off anyone? Damn, that was some good shit.

Besides Mad Money looks like it was made in the 80s. If only! If it was made in the 80s it would've starred Shelley Long, Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin.

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Bill O'Reilly sent a producer and camera to a Rosie O'Donnell book signing this past weekend in Long Island. They ambushed Rosie and started asking her if she regrets "saying 9/11 was an inside job." Rosie tells them she didn't say that. Rosie's brother tries to throw the dudes out, but Rosie tells him not to because then Billy is going to put it on his show. He did anyway, but put a totally edited version making Rosie look like she wouldn't answer his question. She did answer it by saying she didn't say that.

Um....Rosie said that if Bill wanted her on his show he should ask her himself.

Why didn't Bill go down there himself and confront Rosie? Because he's a damn pussy. He sends some producer to do his dirty work.

Visit Rosie's site to see the entire and uncut video

Danielle Fishell aka Topanga from "Boy Meets World" when on the Tyra Show with Lance Bass and talked about how she almost lost her virginity to him. They went out back in the day when Lance was still undercover. Topanga wanted to get all into Lance's bass, but he wasn't having it. He told her it wasn't the right time, because she didn't have a dick and low hangers. No! He didn't say that.

It was nice of him not to pop her cherry. Now they can laugh about it over cosmos and the latest issue of Vogue.

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This is the trailer for "REPO! The Genetic Opera" starring Paris Hilton. Paris plays some singing slut in a cheap brown wig or something. This movie looks as entertaining as a root canal. I mean the sounds from the root canal are more pleasant than the sounds from this trailer.

Skip to about 39 seconds to see Paris in action and by action I mean humiliating herself once again. The least they could do is dub her ass. Any one of her dogs can howl better than her.

The movie also stars Paul Sorvino, Sarah Brightman and Alexa Vega.

Straight to the $1 movie theaters!

New York getting her toes sucked by The Entertainer on last night's "I Love New York 2 has ruined me for lunch. I'm bringing you down with me!

Imagine the cheese, peanut butter and jelly that comes from those toes! That's like some Smucker's Goober shit!

The Spice Girls have a new single out. It's called Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) and it's boring. I'm sure it will be successful in elevators around the world. Actually, what did it sound like again? I totally forgot about it. That boring.

Excuse me while I go listen to "Spice Up Your Life!" Now that's some good shit.

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In case you missed it, Marie Osmond went doooown on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night. She was being judged and all of a sudden hit the ground. The audience sort of laughed thinking Marie was just trying to be funny. No, she didn't die. She was fine and that was that. She later said backstage that it happens to her sometimes. Hey! Old ladies pass out every now and again. The judges didn't seem to give a fuck and only gave her dance a 21 out of 30.

Sorry Marie, passing out is not going to work! Thank Mormon Godhead I wasn't in the audience, because I would've kept laughing way into commercial break. Old people fainting is funny! I'm sure I'm going to faint a lot when I get that old and all of you have my permission to laugh away!

Kerry Katona had an interview with GMTV and bitch was coked out of her mind! She talked about being bi-polar, turning to drugs 3 years ago and how she dealt with being held at knife point! Drama. No wonder she's sniffing it up.

I didn't listen to a thing this bitch said. I couldn't stop staring at her jaw shifting from side to side. I thought it was going to slide right off and it should've! It would've saved her from looking more like a rambling idiot!

Being coked up in the AM? Mother of the year!

Bill Maher got out of his seat and pushed a man out of his theater during a live taping of his show on Friday. Bill and his panel were talking about boring science shit when a man started shouting about 9/11 being a cover-up fraud.

The man kept shouting and finally Bill said, "Do we have some security in this building or do I have to come down there and kick his ass?"

After he kicked the bitch out Bill told his panel, "It's the only time I defend Bush. I'm thinking about firing my audience department."

That wasn't a 9/11 crackpot, that was probably Karrine "Superhead" Steffans trying to get back with Bill's pasty ass.

Thanks Jennifer

If you so choose to watch this video do yourself a favor and turn the volume down to about 1. This chick blows her own (and hotter) rendition of I'm Telling You I'm Not Going from Dreamgirls. Theatrical.

I also don't know what the hell she's doing to that dog, but somebody needs to call the Mutts & Moms adoption agency STAT! That can't be legal and no I don't want to suck your dog's balls. Well, not today anyway.

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