Jessica Alba

It's Alba Bump Watch! It's on. Watch her! Watch Her! Jessica Alba may have been shy about showing her face, but she wasn't so shy about showing her little bump. We got you Alba! You can't escape the Bump Watch.

Jess was caught while leaving a gym yesterday. She's so dedicated. I would be on the sofa eating frozen Mars Bars. Yeah, I do that anyway, so nothing would change.

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Jessica Alba has it all and wants you to know it. At yesterday's Glamour Magazine event she told People, "It's the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything." Some fiance. I wouldn't exactly call Cash Warren a major catch. This chick should be one of Tom Cruise's concubine. She's just as delusional as Katie Holmes.

She also said that she's taking a break from acting. "I don't know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I'm] six months pregnant. I'll get the fire and I'll want to work again, but right now it's a time to relax and sit back."

Alba please join JLo and retire forever. Alba ruins movies. She has the acting skills of a wet turd.

Here's Alba on a photo shoot yesterday and later attending that Glamour event. Mia Farrow she is not. Those kitty in wigs look better than she does.

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Jessica Alba shouldn't expect an invitation to go makeup shopping with Zac Efron anytime soon. Jessica met Zac at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and told Elle Magazine:

“Zac looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.”

While we're on the subject of men in makeup here's a blind item from Gatecrasher. Hmm....I wonder who could it be?

Jessica's gonna pay for this! Zac was going to send her his favorite shade of Dior lip gloss and now he's totally not. That'll show her!