Donald Trump
Friday, December 7th 2007
Donald Trump Is Not A Big Tipper
Yesterday, I posted a little bit about Donald Trump tipping $10,000 on a $82 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA. Well, it was a big fat lie according to Donald. He said he wasn't even in California at the time.
He told Page Six , "This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity. It's not my signature."
If it was true, the Donald would admit to it and require a full parade to honor his generosity. He's still an a-hole and a cheap ass. Phew. Carry on! I can continue my hate for him.
Thursday, December 6th 2007
The Trump's $10,000 Tip
Donald Trump tipped a waiter $10,000. Derober has a copy of the receipt from The Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA where the Trump left a hefty tip on a $82 bill.
Here's Billy (the waiter's) story:
I finally brought them out the check. Trump grabbed it and actually spoke to me from the first time. "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?”
“Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot. He tipped me $500 on a $1000 check once.” Trump nodded his head. “You’re very good at your job.” “Thanks.”
Trump then got up and left. Billy went to pick-up the check and noticed the tip. He tried to contact Trump to thank him, but hasn't had any luck.
Hmmm...isn't The Apprentice coming back soon? Perfect publicity. I can't wait to hear what Trump has to say about this on The Insider, Access Hollywood, ET, TMZ, Rachael Ray, Regis & Kelly, The Dog Whisperer, Dr. G: Medical Examiner and every local news station in the country.
He'll probably follow it with, "I'm sure that fat, ugly, slob Rosie O'Donnell never gave a tip like that. She's a pathetic, dumb woman."
VIA Defamer
Wednesday, October 17th 2007
The Trump Knows Beauty
Donald Trump doesn't understand why Angelina Jolie is called one of the world's most beautiful women. He told Larry King that he knows beauty and Angelina is no beauty.
"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not -- I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."
That makes sense. Angie doesn't have plastic breasts or shit for brains and that's what Trump likes in a woman. Angie's shit is more beautiful than The Trump.
Source: Connie Talk
Friday, September 21st 2007
Trump's Ladies
Why is Donald Trump in some of these pictures! There is so much exquisite beauty here and he ruins it! Ivanka and Melania Trump are two of my favorites. Ivanka is a diamond, hideous nose job and all. Seriously, her nose looks like an oversized clitoris now, but I won't hold that against her.
There are no words to explain how stunning Melania is. And if there were words she couldn't say them herself anyway! So why bother thinking up any!
Here's two beauties and a beast at the launch of Ivanka's fine jewelry collection last night in NYC.
Monday, August 20th 2007
In His Dreams!
Listen to this crap. Donald Trump actually thinks he can land what he calls "The Bimbo Trio" to appear on the celebrity version of his show "The Apprentice." The Trump wants to save Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. He thinks his show can do it and he seems to think he can book them.
Delusional party of one! He said, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" Trump told Page Six . "We're not sure what will happen. She's a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Paris Hilton "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it."
He went on to say that he's going to call Lindsay this week to see if she'll do it. He also claims HUNDREDS of A and B listers wanted to do the show.
According to him the cast already includes Joan Rivers, Kimora Lee Simmons, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omorosa, Jeff Gordon, Tony Hawk and Dana Patrick.
Where is the A Lister in this list?!!!! Carmen is probably the biggest star and she's maybe barely a B. BARELY. Omorosa?! That bitch ain't even on the alphabet!
Trump needs to wake up and smell the Rogaine!
Wednesday, August 1st 2007
It Would've Been Great TV
Producer Mark Burnett reportedly offered Rosie O'Donnell $2 Million for 12 days work on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition." Rosie would've come face to face with the Donald.
A source claims Rosie turned it down FLAT and said she wouldn't do it for "$200 Million." What about 200 donuts? Did Donald think of that? I bet not!
Rosie's rep said, “It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond.”
They should ask her again in 6-months. Her number's coming up!
Tuesday, July 31st 2007
White Oprah Really Wants A Trump Fued
For once in his life Donald Trump had some wise advice for Lindsay Lohan. He simply said, “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents — then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon — I'll keep you straight!”
Makes sense! Well, White Oprah fought back at Donald for absolutely no reason. She issued this statement:
"I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them. Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!"
When does this dumb ho find the time to issue all these statements? I thought she was healing her family or something. It's so apparent that WO simply wants to be in the public eye. You can tell that she's using her daughter's drama to try and woo producers into giving her a show. I bet this skank thinks that if she issues "smart and witty" statements, that maybe someone will give her a show. Yeah, she's in talks for a reality show on E!, but what this bitch really wants is a talk show. They don't call her White Oprah for nothing!
Monday, July 16th 2007
Ugh, Him Again
The Apprentice will be back on NBC and this time it's an all-celebrity edition. The celebs will battle it out for their favorite charity. The cast has not yet been announced.
The show will be the exact same premise. Celebs will break up into two teams and compete in tasks. The losing team will report to the board room and one celeb will be fired. Ivanka and Donald Jr. will return as Trump's advisors.
Donald also said that he would love Rosie O'Donnell to be invovled. Ben Silverman of NBC said, "I think it would be great to have Rosie on The Apprentice. Donald personally asked me to extend an invite to her."
Anything for ratings! Donald most likely wouldn't say the things he says to Rosie behind her back. He's a pussy and she likes pussy....wait...they are a match made in heaven!
I'm guessing that by "celebrities" they mean F-listers and reality TV people.
Wednesday, June 13th 2007
Lady And The Trump
Donald Trump will steal yet another idea from the British and produce and make appearances in an American version of "Ladette to Lady" called "Lady or a Tramp." The show will follow pieces of trash as they try and become ladies. Think Flavor of Love's Charm School goes primetime which means it's going to be boring as hell.
Producers are currently searching for “younger women who are 18-30, love to party and full of attitude,” and who are “rude and crude party girls.”
Why do producers have to search? I have a few named Lindsay, Paris and Britney!
Thanks ChicC
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Can't Wait to Hear Trump's Response
Rosie O'Donnell left a room full of powerful women speechless last night at the Matrix Awards where she hosted. The awards honor women in media and included a room filled with Barbara Walters, Hilary Clinton, Arianna Huffington, Rupert Murdoch and Meredith Viera.
Rosie decided to use her time onstage to once again talk crap about Donald Trump. She threw FuckBombs left and right and also grabbed her crotch telling him to "Eat Me" and that's an all-you-can-eat buffet times two!!!
She said that when Trump called her "disgusting" and "fat" she was sad because, "it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner."
Some people in the room were left completely offended, because also in attendance were a group of high-school girls who won scholarships to pursue a career in media.
Oh please! Those girls have probably heard and done worse. Yeah it's gross, but this is the reality of life! I just wish Trump and Rosie would move on already. We're all over it, why aren't they?
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