Christina Aguilera

Stand up straight Christina! You look like an old lady! Bitch is getting really thin again that her skin is sucking her tight around her bones. She couldn't stand up straight if she tried! She's still hot though. Memo to Brit, this is how you dress down!

Here's XTina and her bobble head walking around New York.

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YES! I love it when Xtina drops that "retro" crap and gets dirty. She showed up to her "Back to Basics" trou after-party at Marquee in NYC last night looking like a straight-up lady of the night. Specifically a hooka from the 90s and I love it. She should keep this look.

Xtina and Jordan BATman (I know it's Bratman, but he looks like a bat) celebrated her Nylon Magazine cover last night at The Gansevoort in NYC. She's hot, but I'd wish she'd stop trying to force the sexy.

Xtina finally got herself a new look besides that tired 1950s trash. She looks like she actually belongs in this decade and I love it. I'm sure her husband is happy that he doesn't have red lipstick all over his dick anymore. Well, that night anyway. Here's Xtina at a concert this past weekend at Pure in the LV.

This is the video of Christina Aguilera's newest single "Candyman." She plays three versions of herself. Of course, Xtina had to keep the retro vibe and the red lipstick. That shit is a little played out, but whatever. I will admit that the song kills me. It sounds like it was only made to sound good in commercials.

Xtina has shot down claims she's pregnant with her first child with husband, Jordan Bratman. Xtina reportedly went shopping at Bellini, a children's clothing store in Beverly Hills, where an employee claims she heard Xtina tell a total stranger she was expecting. The employee said, "They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby." Her rep denied it all! She said she wasn't shopping there and isn't knocked up. I mean, why the hell would this ho tell a total stranger?! Source

Xtina and her husband Jordan Bratman spent their Valentine's Day at Disneyland. How romantic. I always find it strange when Disney takes pics of celebrities and release it. Anyway, Xtina is a huge Disneyland fan and so it's not surprising she wanted to spend this special day there. I mean, what's more romantic than $10 sodas and screaming kids? Jordy also looks hot in those red pants and yellow bow tie!

Above is the cover art for Xtina's new single "Candyman." Is that a photo or a cartoon? That looks hand drawn, for real. I don't mind the cover, but the song kills me. Everytime that damn Verizon commercial plays, I want to scream. Source: ONTD