George Michael

Tuesday, January 2nd 2007

Russian Billionaires are Crazy!

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A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year's Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests.

A source said, "The businessman contacted George directly and asked him to perform. He has a vast private estate just outside Moscow and had turned his sports hall into a nightclub especially for the party.

"It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning."

This makes George the highest paid entertainer in Russian history. Christina Aguilera previously received $2 million to perform at the wedding of some rich Russian.

$3 million for George Michael?! What is that crazy Russian smoking? I mean if I'm going to pay that kind of dough, I at least want someone with a little more talent. The Captain & Tennille weren't avaible. Their rate is probably much higher anyway.

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Friday, December 15th 2006

Just Don't Let Him Drive

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UK driver of the year and pop star, George Michael, is bringing his drunk ass to the United States! Georgie will start his first US tour in over 15 years this coming Spring. He has had several run-ins with the law and is trying to clean up his image.

He currently just finished a successful European tour. I love his ass, but just don't let him drive and keep him away from the public toilets. I still laugh picturing his ass getting caught trying to do sex in a park bathroom!

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