Sacha Baron Cohen

Monday, November 3rd 2008

Bruno Takes On The Gay Marriage Haters

Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno is done terrorizing the runways of Paris and now he's creating chaos in California for his movie with the really long time. Yesterday at a Yes on Prop 8 rally, the infamous homosexual known as Bruno joined the protesters, waving his banner like a proud queen. When the jig was up and dumb whores started to realize who this blonde flamer really was, he was quickly taken away by his production team.

Wait. The flaming troll in the green is against ze gays marrying?! I mean, you can tell that leprechaun's manpussy puckers every time he sees a big dick. Even the dude in the black shirt knows that some homo activity is about to go down between Bruno and the homo-elf.

Don't these dumb bitches have something better to do on a Sunday afternoon? I don't know... like partake in a little gay sex?

And any of you that vote NO on Prop 8, will automatically get an invitation to one of my weddings. I'm sure I'll get hitched several times in my life, so there's a seat waiting for you at one of them. I promise to put a dildo, a bong and an In-N-Out gift certificate in all my gift bags.

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, September 26th 2008

Bruno Hits Milan

During Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's fashion show in Milan, Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno hijacked the catwalk wearing something out of Solange's basement wardrobe trunk. Bruno walked the runway like he was part of the show. It didn't take long for security to take him down while one ho shouted "Sacha!" Bruno was led away by a couple of officers with tiny moustaches.

Sacha is in Milan to film "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male."

I love this bitch's tomfoolery. I just hope he plays one on Anna Wintour and leaves her bob in a fucking twist.

Below is the video. I love that the chick model doesn't even blink an eye. That is one professional 15-year-old.


VIA Huffington Post

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 7th 2008

Shenanigans!

Sacha Baron Cohen is currently filming a movie based on his gayer than gay character "Bruno" and he's definitely not holding back. Sacha tricked a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian smartie into an interview where he made them discuss the difference between Hamas and hummus.

The two dudes had no idea they were being duped. The Telegraph reports:

In the interview, which took place in Jerusalem, Bruno asked: "What's the connection between a political movement and food? Why hummus?"

One of the guests politely explained: "Hamas is a Palestinian Islamist political movement. Hummus is a food."

But Bruno went on: "Ya, but why hummus? Yesterday I threw away my pitta bread because it was dripping hummus. And it's too high in carbohydrates."

He told them: "Your confict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse."

And he baffled the pair with a string of questions including: "Why don't you settle the conflict with a time share on the land?", "When will you Jews return the pyramids?" and "Why can't Jews and Hindus get along?"

One of the dudes wasn't that happy when he found out he was tricked by The Cohen. He felt Sacha was "exploiting their tragic conflict," but he knows the movie will probably be funnier "Showgirls." He said, "We'll try to be good sports about it."

Yeah, I'm sure the movie will be a fucking laugh orgy, but the multiple lawsuits that follow will be even funnier.

Thanks MisterStanfield

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, October 25th 2007

Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue!

 
The Borat movie came out ages ago and bitches are still filing lawsuits. The diners during that Alabama dinner party have filed a lawsuit claiming they were depicted "racially intolerant" in the mockumentary. These people were told they were part of a documentary for Belarus TV when in fact they were making the Borat movie.
 
The Smoking Gun reports:
 
In the movie, the quintet is seen dining with comedian Sacha Baron Cohen in an Alabama home in October 2005. During the meal, Cohen, in his guise as the clueless Borat, refers to one man as a "retard," wonders whether his hosts own slaves, and, following a bathroom trip, returns to the dinner table with a plastic bag containing what appears to be feces.
 
According to a complaint filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Birmingham, Cohen and his codefendants sought to portray the Alabamans as "racially intolerant" and distributed a film "memorializing the mockery, humiliation, and degradation of unsuspecting participants." The plaintiffs charge that Cohen's film, which has grossed hundreds of million of dollars, caused them emotional distress, placed them in a false light, and resulted in an invasion of privacy. The lawsuit, which does not specify monetary damages, seeks an injunction barring further use of the embarrassing "dinner scene" from "Borat."

 
The truth hurts! That was the funniest scene in the movie though. Sacha Baron Cohen should countersue them for being dumb ass whores!
 
Here's that hot man shopping yesterday. Yes, he has a face full of pubes, but this hot piece can do no wrong by me.  
 
 
Splash
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 11th 2007

She's Not Pregnant

 
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher still won't confirm that she's knocked up, but this pretty much confirms it. The two were spotted at the L.A. Gay Pride Parade over the weekend and it's evident her ass is expecting a baby Borat.
 
Damn, he's hot. I bet he has long schlong.  Hairy schlong, but long schlong.
 
 
Source: ONTD
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 4th 2007

Queen Sacha

 
Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat has signed on to play late Freddie Mercury in a biopic about the Queen lead singer. Reportedly, Sacha beat out Johnny Depp for the role. The film will chronicle Freddie's rise to fame and his hard partying up to his death in 1991 due to complications from AIDS.
 
A source said, "Film makers are working flat out to get the best possible script. Sacha loves the idea he can get away with playing Freddie after modeling Borat's look on him." 
 
Sacha does have the body hair for the role, that's for sure. This mess could possibly work out.
 
Richard Simmons could play Brian May and Chloe Sevigny has just enough busted gay face to play Roger Taylor.  
 
Source: Spin
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 30th 2007

Baby Borat!

 
Isla Fisher is reportedly knocked up with Borat's baby! An inside source said that Isla announced she's expecting Sacha Baron Cohen's baby at the Cat and the Fiddle pub in Los Angeles.
 
"Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "
 
The couple are currently engaged and her rep won't confirm or deny the pregnancy.
 
Am I the only one that thinks he's really? He looks like he's all nuts and dick. He probably has a hairy penis, but a little Nair for Men will fix that issue. 
 
Source
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, January 16th 2007

Yes, I'd Hit It

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Sacha Baron Cohen won Best Actor in a Film Comedy at last night's Golden Globes. He also gave the best speech like ever. He is also way hot without that beard and Borat getup. He's probably hung like an elephant too. Do elephants have ding-a-lings? Anyway, here he is with his fiance Isla Fisher and Reese Witherspoon, who looked 20 years old!

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Thursday, December 14th 2006

Borat is Kind Of Hot

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Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat made a rare appearance as himself with fiancee Isla Fisher to the British Comedy Awards last night. Sacha was introduced by Madonna for some kind of award. In a weird way, I'd hit it.

Click here to see the video of Madge giving Borat his award. She lost her accent!

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Source: ICYDK
Thanks Youri

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