SCANDAL

This story right here would make an awesome Lifetime original movie starring Rob Lowe as himself, Tori Spelling and Tracey Gould. The premise? Rob has accused a former babysitter of trying to extort money from him and his wife, Sheryl. Is it just me or does Sheryl sort of look like Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit in Shallow Hal?

Anuway, Rob wrote a blog post for The Huffington Post called "Household Betrayal." And there's our title! In the post, Rob said this woman wants $1.5 million by the end of the week or she will spread a bunch of vicious lies about them. What kind of lies? It couldn't be any worse than a sex tape with a 16-year-old girl.

Rob writes, "My family is devastated at this betrayal; this woman worked in our home and traveled with us off and on for seven years, without complaint." Rob went on to post two friendly text messages they received from the woman after she quit proving that they split on good terms.

He said the girl had several personal problems and they tried to help her, "During her time in our home my wife tried to mentor this young woman. She took her into her confidence. We took her into our hearts. Having 18 years of sobriety, both my wife and I tried to be supportive as she struggled with personal issues. But we never saw this coming. Apparently, she wanted more. Recently, a colleague of hers has come forward to reveal that this young woman had 'a crush' on me and told her on many occasions, 'I wish he would get a divorce.'"

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world! Rob should rent that movie reference and for the hot scene where Becky DeMornay tells Annabella Sciorra, "When your husband makes love to you, it's MY face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's MY breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!"

VIA People

A talent booker on Wendy Williams' radio show filed papers with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission claiming Wendy's husband tried to have sex with her several times. 27-year-old Nicole Spence also claims Wendy's husband, Kevin Hunter, also regularly beat the fuck out of Wendy. Beating Wendy Williams? That's an oxymoron.

Nicole says in the complaint, "Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to 'fuck' me. I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio. In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head."

Wendy told the New York Post yesterday, "Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind."

Wendy's getting her ass kicked? Wendy could rip off a bitch's head in just one swipe.

I don't know what to believe, but I do know that Wendy gets crazy with her staff. Have you heard the way she talks to them on air? I'm surprised one of them hasn't said to her live on air, "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

Wendy is also not talking about this shit on her show today.

Dancing with the Stars sex scandal! Funny shit! It's definitely the most exciting thing that has happened to that show. Well this and Marie Osmond fake fainting. Star Magazine claims Drew Lachey has been cheating on his wife with his former dance partner and mop head, Cheryl Burke. A source claims Cheryl and Drew were fucking during the show's National tour which ended last month.

The source said, "They didn't go very far to cover it up, Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately."

The affair was brought out into the open when Cheryl's then-boyfriend, Matthew Lawrence, caught them having oral sex in her dressing room in Jacksonville, FL. The next day Drew threatened Matthew and his brother Joey "Woah" Lawrence. He screamed at them, "If you talk about this, I'll bury you Matt. I'll bury you Joey. I'm serious I will hurt you." Scary. Drew is all of 3 feet tall. I'm sure Matthew and Joey were pissing in their panties. Drew wants to keep the affair quiet to save his marriage. He also has a 2-year-old daughter.

Matthew told Star, "There are too many things going on. I can't talk about it." Lawyers for Cheryl and Drew deny the affair.

Cheryl has fucked Matthew Lawrence and now Drew Lachey? She's really fucking her way through the Z-list. There's enough Z-list jizz in her to create the next cast of "The Surreal Life."

Mop head is currently partnered with that hot piece Cristian de la Fuente on the new season of the show. She better not even think of putting her muppet ass in his crotch. He's off limits.

And since we're on the topic of Dancing with the Stars, let's talk about Marissa Jaret Winokur's performance on the show last night. I couldn't focus on the dancing, because I spent the entire time trying to find ways to jump through the TV and shut her mouth. She has the "Jessica Simpson curse." She won't close her fucking mouth!

An elegant meal at T.G.I. Friday's followed by hot three-way action? That is definitely my idea of a classy time. A former driver and aide of former NJ governor Jim McGreevey has come forward to dispute the claim from Dina McGreevey that she was a victim in the whole scandal. In an interview with The Star-Ledger, Theodore Pedersen, said he had weekly Friday romps with the couple from 1999 to 2001. The night usually started with dinner at T.G.I. Friday's followed by a hot threesome at Jim's condo in Woodbridge. They called it the "Friday Night Special."

What nasty bitches! Fucking is last thing I want to do after eating fried mac & cheese and crispy green bean fries. That must have been some shitty sex. LITERALLY. It probably was a fart orchestra in that bedroom. Your system needs at least 24-hours to completely dispose of all the toxic shit T.G.I. Friday's puts in your system. Trust.

29-year-old Teddy, who currently lives with his girlfriend, is sick of seeing Dina play the victim during TV interviews about the Spitzer scandal, "I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim. She's trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us. She started talking about us three. She should have continued it. She should have told the truth about the three of us. I am Dina's Silent Partner."

Teddy said the threesome quickly became more than just a Friday night thing and he would regularly join the couple on trips. He told the New York Post, "He liked watching me, and she would watch me while she was [performing sex acts] with Jim. In my opinion, me being a part of their sexual relationship enhanced it for both of them. It's frustrating to hear her call Gov. Spitzer a hypocrite while she's out there being as dishonest as anyone could be about her own life.""

I still can't get over the T.G.I. Friday's crap! They could've at least went to Olive Garden. At least that shit shack is slightly romantic. Oh and you can get soup, salad and breadsticks for $5.95! That's a real Friday Night Special if you ask me.

I don't blame Dina. The driver is pretty hot and she needed to get hers in some way or another.

The National Enquirer reports that Mandy Moore's mommy, Stacy Moore, has left her daddy for a little chocha action. Stacy is clit fighting with tennis pro Claudette Laliberte. The two hot chicks set up a home together shortly after Stacy left Mandy's daddy. They are living in lesbian bliss. I'm sure they have like 10 cats and a ceramic duck collection. Lesbians love ducks. Stacy told the Enquirer, "It's nobody's business why we're together."

They started dating in 2006, but their relationship was found out when Claudette's lover discovered some e-mails between the two women. It's called "changing your password frequently." Claudette needs to learn about that.

This is the most exciting thing to happen to Mandy every since she got her period. Wait, has she even gotten her period? The jury's still out on that one.

Thanks Elle

According to the Daily Mail, Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard questioned America for making up the 9/11 attacks. This is what said to a French website called Marianne2:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."

Actually, it took more than just a "few minutes."

She thinks that the buildings were destroyed on purpose, because it would have cost too much money to modernize them. "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

Marion made the comments a year ago, but because her star is rising her comments have been re-published by the French media and now it has been picked up the British media. She also isn't sure a man really walked on the moon. She said, "Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Marion is quickly becoming a household name in America and she's already lined up a few American films. I think she's just questioning things. That's fine and everything, but bitch needs to learn how to keep certain things to herself. It could come back to bite her in the ass. These are the types of conversations you have with your friends over onion rings, a blunt and a 40 oz. It's not something you say to a journalist.

40-year-old Gary Coleman has revealed to Inside Edition that he's secretly married to 22-year-old Shannon Price. OMG! She's Phoebe Price's long-lost sister!

If nobody cares, is it still considered a secret? In an interview airing today and tomorrow Gary said the two married in Nevada on August 28, 2007. They met on the set of one of his movies. STOP RIGHT THERE. I think it's more shocking that Gary was in an actual movie.

Gary said that he's 4'8" and she's 5'7" and it doesn't matter. Shannon said, “He was ten feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality. That doesn’t really matter to me.”

Get this shit. Shannon said they kept their marriage a secret, because she didn't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife. Gary said, “I wouldn’t want that in a million years. I wouldn’t want you to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife. I hope you do get successful. She’s a great e-Bayer. She’s a fabulous e-Bayer. I hope she gets famous for that.” Oh shit! So she's the one that's making him put his autographed Gap Kids sweat pants on Ebay. I knew she had ulterior motives.

The two have also confessed that the honeymoon stage of their marriage has passed. Shannon said their relationship is on-and-off and they fight all the time. Gary said they even got into a fight the morning of their Inside Edition interview. He said, “I threw the printer because my agent wanted to send me a fax, and it wouldn’t fax, and she [Price] was upset at me over something that I had done. And I just took that printer and said, ‘You know what, you just need to die.’” He can pick up a printer? Shannon said she has had to call the police on his small ass several times.

She said, “He actually got a disorderly conduct ticket one time because we had gotten into an argument, just a minor argument in Provo. The guy gave him a ticket and he freaked out and he was on six months probation…He had to go take an anger management course.” Why is Shannon so freaked out? If he gets out of check, she just has to kick him and he'll go flying.

Shannon is an eBay digger! She's going to eBay him out of house and home. Since he doesn't have any money, she's gotta get hers somehow. She's going to put him on eBay next. That's if she doesn't accidentally eat him with those huge chompers of hers.

Aren't they a sweet couple? They will be divorced by March.

No Sunday is complete without a little tale from the News of the World. They make my day. Today's tale is about our beloved Britney Spears and her pap lover, Adnan Ghalib. NOTW claims that Adnan is trying to sell several videos of Brit Brit being a total mess for around $2 million. Here's a brief description of each clip that was seen by a NOTW source:

Clip 1: BS sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She's mumbling to herself and talking in the third person. She says, "When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

Clip 2: BS wrapped in a towel, sitting on her bed and again talking to herself. She says, "Britney has an angel looking out for her, don't you, angel?"

Clip 3: BS talking to Adnan who is filming her. She calls him Bubba. "I'm really happy. Bubba's here for me now. It's all good."

Adnan is reportedly keeping the other 3 clips which show Britney having a hysterical breakdown and talking in third person. She screams, "Britney wants to live. I'm not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin."

The source said, "Adnan's sunk lower than ever. He's proved himself to be a manipulative rat by making these tapes and he's convinced they're worth at least £1 million."

Oh and just so you know. The NOTW issued an apology to Kate Moss for that little Birthday orgy story they printed last week. They issued this statement:

Here's a video of some crazy drunkards trying to hug Brit while she's out. She runs away from them like they are her kids!

These beauty queen whores need to calm the hell down. It's just a stupid contest. It's not that serious. First there was the Miss Puerto Rico getting doused in pepper spray and now there's this chick. Jessica Wittenbrink (that last name is so annoying and she's probably really particular about how it's pronounced) was crowned Miss South Florida Fair this past weekend. Her victory did not come without heartache. Jessica claims someone vandalized a $3,500 gown with lipstick. The sheriff was called in and decided there was not enough evidence to name a suspect.

Jessica's 13 opponents were all questioned. I'm sure they did it with a creepy fake smile.

Jessica wore the dress anyway and won the crown and a $4,000 scholarship. She was on "Today" this morning bitching about it. That's totally why I think the bitch did it herself. She knew her stupid ass would end up on the morning shows. I mean Miss South Florida Fair?! Look at her. She's totally thinking "I'll see you on Tuesday, Matt Lauer!"

Source: ABC News

It's News of the World time! They always make me laugh. This week they bring us the filthy tale of Kate Moss' birthday orgy! They claim Kate had sexy times with 2 chicks and 1 dude during her birthday blowout. Kate apparently snogged the chicks and dude in her $5,000 a night hotel suite at the Dorchester in front of a crowd of cocaine snorting sickos! Kate's fug ass boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was in the next room while this was going on.

A source said, "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only. They were all over each other but it was her night." The source also said that the cocaine and champagne was flowing.

Unfortunately, the orgy didn't include any hardcore sex. BORING!!! What the hell kind of orgy is that? Try again. The source went on to say, "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

Kate's party at her hotel suite rang up a bar bill of $70,000. Chump change to Kate.

Oh that Katie! No morals on that girl. Dreamboat Pete Dohery would've never let this happen. He was probably at home, sipping Earl Grey and reading bibles passages while listening to old Donny & Marie records.