SCANDAL

 

Hugh Grant reportedly pissed off a few diners at a fancy restaurant by getting all sexy and shit with a mystery woman for about 20 minutes. Diners say Hugh was making out with the woman while another man was groping her thigh in front of everyone. Kinky. The witness told The Mirror that Hugh seemed drunk. Well, duh!

 

She said, "They sat on the sofa next to us with the girl in the middle. Soon, Hugh started snogging her full-on. Meanwhile the other guy was touching the girl's thigh. It was like Hugh accepted it." The woman then put her arms around both men and started stroking their heads. The head on their neck I presume.

 

"Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers. Hugh looked intoxicated." They left together at about 1:30 in the morning.

"It was disgusting. Hugh and the girl were completely going for it. It was brazen. But he didn't seem to care."

 

People are such prudes! It's not like their genitals were out or anything. I probably would've taken more pictures besides the grainy one above. It's no secret that Hugh is a total horn dog. I've seen and done worse in public.

 

The Mirror tried to get a comment from Hugh and when they rang his intercom, he said, "FUCK OFF!!!"

 

Exactly!

 

 

Could the Hogan divorce be one, big ugly ruse? A ruse! The attorney of John Graziano's family believes it might be reports The SP Times . John Graziano is the man who remains in the hospital and is suffering from brain damage due to a car accident involving Nick Hogan.

 

Kimberley Kohn, the Graziano attorney, thinks it's a way for them to protect their assets. Linda Hogan has asked for half of everything including a Bel Air mansion and a Florida home. Kimberly said if Linda gets half that would also cut Hulk's assets in half. If the car involved in the accident is not registered to both Linda and Hulk it could be hard to go after her, so they would have to go after Hulk only giving them less money.

 

She said they are planning to file a civil suit against the Hogans in 2008. They will file as if Linda and Hulk are still married.

 

They wouldn't.....would they? I wouldn't put it past them. You can't trust a man with a mullet or a wealthy woman who dresses like a $3 hooker.

 

 

 

You know that girl that won Miss Puerto Rico, but claimed someone poured pepper spray all over her make-up and clothes? Well, homegirl could've made it up reports People . Apparently, investigators are looking into the possibility. They find it strange that Ingrid Marie Rivera was able to stop crying when she got onstage.

 

Meredith Viera spoke to a reporter on "Today" this morning and asked if Ingrid made it all up. The reporter said, "They're looking into it. They're curious." 

 

Ingrid is expected to be on "Today" tomorrow and Matt Lauer will grill her. Yeah, I'm sure he will. After he does sex to her with his eyes.  

 

If homegirl made it up, her hotness factor will go up in my book. I love a crazy bitch who believes her own lies aka Tommy Girl Cruise.

 

Actually, who the hell cares?! I'm ashamed at my own homoness for caring so much about this stupid ass story.  

 

What she needs to do is stop this nonsense and go change her hair color STAT! It's offensive.

 

 

Ingrid Marie Rivera won Miss Puerto Rico Universe 2007 on Friday even though someone poured pepper spray all over her clothes and in her make-up. The 24-year-old kept going even though she was breaking into hives and her body was swelling during the show. They kept ice on her backstage when she wasn't onstage.

 

Pageant officials are conducting an investigation to see who it was, but they suspect one of her competitors. DUH! You think?

 

Ingrid said, "It was a lot of sacrifice, and my tears were genuine. At one point, I asked, 'Am I a masochist?' But I said regardless of the results, this is my goal. The more rocks there are in my path, the more thanks I will give to God for sustaining me."

Ingrid's bags containing clothes, credit cards and other stuff was also stolen. A bomb threat was also called before the pageant shutting down some of the preliminary events.

 

Whoever did that shit is an amateur! Pepper spray? They should've put laxatives in her water. Nobody will ever vote for a shitty ass, LITERALLY, beauty queen. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bill Nye the Science Guy is such a hot beast in bed that he drives women to do crazy things! Bill has taken a restraining order against Blair Tindall. The two used to be involved in the romantic sense.

 

Bill claims that Blair snuck into his garden at 11:30pm on Labor Day dressed all in black to pour weed killer on his garden. He said he called her name, but she took off like a thief in the night!

 

Blair dropped some of the poison while she was running away. Bill said it was some sort of toxic poison that she was using to cover his garden in. Bill eats produce from that garden. He said she could've squirted him in the eyes with that stuff if he got closer to her.

 

Blair regrets the whole thing and said it was a "foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment."  She said she did it, because of the emotional pain Bill had caused her. They were engaged after only 3-months of meeting. They got married soon after, but quickly found out their marriage license was invalid. That's when Bill dumped her ass leaving her "heartbroken."

 

Who knew Bill was such a heartbreaker! Those nerds are so weird. Dressing up like a nerdy ninja to poison his veggie garden? Blair! Have some dignity! 

 

Call him 80 times a day, stalk him at the bar, send him dog poop in the mail, cause a scene at his job.....you know, normal stuff! Jeez Blair!

 

Source: The Smoking Gun

 

 

 

73-year-old Velma Warren Brown from Georgia married James Brown in 1953. Velma filed court papers in South Carolina claiming they never got a divorce. The couple had 3 kids and lived together for 17 years. She is the first Mrs. James Brown. 

 

Velma wants a piece of James Brown's estate.

 

James' fourth wife, Tomi Rae Hynie (above with James), has also been in battle for his estate. Tomi was infamously locked out of James Brown's mansion when he died.

 

Velma meet Tomi. Now battle it out! Velma better watch her ass, because Tomi is this close to completely losing her mind.

 

I bet you at least 2 more women will come forward claiming to be James Brown's wife before the year is up. Ladies man.  

 

Source: Associated Press

 

 

 

Gay scandals involving Republican politicians never get old.

 

Republican State Rep. Richard Curtis confessed to police that he had gay sex with hooker, Cody Castagna. Richie first went to the police claiming Cody was trying to blackmail him for $1,000. He denied ever having sex with him. Well, he CAME clean and the police report was leaked. Damn, that was a sexy sentence.

 

The two first met at a Spokane, WA porn store. It all seems normal, oh but it isn't! Richie took Cody back to his hotel room and gave him $100, but told him he was not paying for sex. Cody did Richie in the butt.

 

When Cody was interviewed by the coppers he said that Richie was a "freak" and liked to wear women's clothes. Cody said Richie actually wore red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top to the sex tore underneath his normal clothes. Red stockings with black lingerie?! TACKY! That's a pet peeve of mine. Match your stockings! Damn!

 

The police report also claims Richie wanted to perform bareback butt sex on Cody.

 

After all of the grodiness went down Cody saw Richie's legislative ID in his wallet. Richie claims Cody then threatened to tell his wife if he didn't give him $1,000. Richie refused and instead went to the cops. SMART! It got out anyway. So he went to the police and gave a detailed account. Too much information.

 

Cody denies he ever did doody sex with Richie. How confusing!

That's not even the kicker. The kicker is what the detective later told Richie. Ya see, Richie wanted to keep all of this quiet.

 

Detective Tim Madsen told him, "the toothpaste was already out of the tube. Curtis told me he was just trying to put the cap back on the tube!"

What's toothpaste got to do with it?!

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Gala Talbott told The Sun that she's Lily Allen's secret sister! Gala claims that Lily's father, Keith Allen, knocked up her mother 16 years ago and has since been cut off from the family. Gala said she invited Lily to her 16th Birthday, but she's never met her.

 

Gala's mother, Angela, said, “Keith was with me because he wanted something exotic. But he probably never wanted a baby with a black woman."

 

Keith paid for Gala only after her mother took him to court. He has since cut her off.

 

Gala said, "My dad is nothing to me. He’s never been there for me as a father. I’ve seen him perhaps only three or four times in my whole life. I don’t know him and I don’t ever want to see him again.

“The only thing I expect is for him to provide for me because I’m his child — and that’s the decent thing for him to do."

SCANDAL! 

Angela said she's speaking out now, because she wants Keith to keep paying for his daughter. She said whenever she calls him for money he tells her to "fuck off" and hangs up. Do you blame him? That's exactly what I do when someone calls asking for money (the bill collectors). I hang up on those skanks! 

Lily better watch her ass, because Gala looks rough! Bitch looks like she hides razors in her hair just in case a fight should go down. I wouldn't mess with that bitch. 

You can visit The Sun if you want to read the entire article. It's long as hell.

 

 

 

Barely 13-year-old Maddison Gabriel has caused controversy in Australia after she was chosen as the official ambassador of Gold Coast Fashion Week in Australia. Many believe that she's way too young to be modeling around in slutty and revealing outfits.

 

The Prime Minster himself said, "Catapulting girls as young as 12 into something like that is outrageous. There should be age limits, I mean there has to be, we do have to preserve some notion of innocence in our society."

Maddison's mother thinks the PM should apologize to her daughter.

"I believe the Prime Minister is getting very doddery! He does not know exactly what 13 and 14-year-old girls are like. I used to vote for him. We're trying to get our teenage daughters to act older. I am so happy that I've got a daughter who has got a good head on her shoulders."

Doddery! I love that word. Yeah, a good head on her shoulders that you're making money off of!

Maddison herself said, "I believe that I can fit into women's clothes. I can model women's clothes, so I should be able to do it."

Um....I can fit into women's clothes too....I mean.....I think I can fit into women's clothes too and that doesn't mean I should be a damn model! My titties are too big.

A spokeswhore for Australia's Fashion Week said she would not be modeling lingerie or swimsuits, but she will be nude. Just kidding!

This is my two cents. Someone's got to put food the table it might as well be Maddison! She should hide her hands on the catwalk though. Man hands!

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That nude picture going around of Disney HO, Vanessa Hudgens, was reportedly taken a couple of years ago. People Magazine reports that Vanessa took nude pictures of herself before she was famous for Nickelodeon star Drake Bell. That means 18-year-old Vanessa was probably 15 or 16 when the photos were taken. You are all pedos!!!

 

No wonder the bush wasn't cared for.

 

Drake is on the Nickelodeon show "Drake and Josh." A rep for Drake said, "Drake says he never received those photos."

 

She sent nude pics to that fugly fug?! Her slutiness knows no bounds! No wonder she's dating a fag! Drake Bell is fugly enough to turn any girl on to the gays.

 

All these child stars can teach hookers from around the way a thing or two.