SCANDAL

Barbara Walters had an affair with a married Senator in the 70s. That common skank! Barbara opened up to Oprah in an episode that airs this Tuesday about her relationship with Senator Edward Brooke, the first black person to be elected to the Senate by popular vote.

Babs said the affair went on for several years. She said they both knew that it would ruin their careers if the public found out. Babs said she didn't know if she was in love with him at the time, but she knows she was "infatuated" with him. She went on to tell O, "He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington."

The affair ended in 1978. Edward Brooke later divorced his wife, but never remarried. The Associated Press tried to contact him for comment, but their calls were not returned.

Wouldn't that have been sooo hot if Babs told Oprah, "Oprah, we had a secret love child too. A daughter. We named her Opra-" Oh wait, this was the 70s? Oprah's too old then. FUCK! There goes my scandal.

Babs is a slut and I've always known it! You know, I need proof of this or it didn't happen. Show us a sex tape, Babs! Oh shit. What did I just say?

What the hell is going on at Rob Lowe's house? It's a house of sluts and sin! A second former nanny has filed a lawsuit accusing Rob's wife, Sheryl Lowe, claiming sexual harassment.

Laura Boyce worked for the Lowes for 7 months last year. She claims Sheryl walked around naked, asked how big her boyfriend's dick was and talked about her sex life. Laura also claims Sheryl used the "n" word to describe who boyfriend, who was an NBA player. Laura also said Sheryl once told her over the phone to not "got strep throat from sucking ni***r dick. I mean black dick." AND...if that isn't enough, Laura said Sheryl would take about her children's penises too.

Sheryl still looks like Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit to me, so this is all very strange. I picture Fishsticks saying all of this nastiness.

Earlier this month, the Lowes filed lawsuits against Laura and two other former employees for allegedly trying to extort $1.5 million from them.

The Lowes' lawyer issued a statement to People Magazine saying that Gloria Allred (Laura's attorney) wants to drag Sheryl and the children into this mess to try and strengthen their already shitty case.. "Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson's claims against Rob."

The God Warrior needs to get into the Lowes home and rid that joint of dark-sidedness and unholiness. Everything's ungodly in the Lowes household!

And where is the video or audio proof?! It wouldn't have been hard for Laura to record Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit saying this shit! Something in the milk ain't clean.

Brazilian footballer Ronaldo was questioned by the fuzz after an argument with three tranny hookers he met in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday night. The AC Milan star met three call girls at a nightclub. He told police he knew they were hookers, but didn't know they were dudes. He took the three trannies to a motel where he discovered the truth. He offered them around $600 each to leave. Two of the trannies accepted, but the other tranny, Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino (above), demanded $30,000 or else.

Andre, who likes to be called Andrea, claims Ronaldo took drugs. She also has a receipt from Ronaldo's purchase of the three hos. Receipt?! Is that shit tax-deductible? For the record, prostitution is illegal in Brazil. Andrea posted a shitty video on YouTube featuring Ronaldo. She also posed with his car documents in the picture above.

The Sun reports that Ronaldo went to the cops after Andrea blackmailed his ass. Ronaldo denies Andrea's claim that he took drugs. The police chief said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine. He was very excited and wanted to go out and have fun, without the press knowing. Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent surgery. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Even Stevie Wonder can tell you that hooker has a dick. She looks more like a dude than Ronaldo does! I hope there's more to this story, because I love a juicy tranny hooker scandal!

Below is the shitty clip of Ronaldo and Andrea telling his story:

Rob Lowe's former nanny, Jessica Gibson, went on "Today" this morning with her lawyer, Gloria Allred, to discuss the lawsuit she filed yesterday again Rob and his wife. First of all, is there only one fucking lawyer in this country? All these chicks hire Gloria Allred! Gloria looks like my third grade teacher that called me fat for eating too much candy. I'm not fucking with Gloria, because I like eating candy without being told I'm a fat fuck.

Jessica's lawsuit claims Rob exposed his no-no parts to Jessica, fondled himself, stuck his hands down her pants, talked about his sex life and also grabbed her ass. Jessica said she never blackmailed the family for $1.5 million even though Rob claimed that Jessica demanding the cash or she would release a bunch of scandalous things about the family to the public. Rob's lawyer claims Jessica is a lie-teller.

All I have to say about this mess is why the hell did Rob's wife hire her!? There's no way I would hire a semi-attractive nanny or housekeeper to work in my house. You better believe I would find an obese hag with two hairs on her head and three teeth in her mouth. She would have bad breath and fart when she laughs. There's no way I'm bringing in some fresh meat to work around my man.

Visit People to see Jessica's appearance on Today this morning

This story right here would make an awesome Lifetime original movie starring Rob Lowe as himself, Tori Spelling and Tracey Gould. The premise? Rob has accused a former babysitter of trying to extort money from him and his wife, Sheryl. Is it just me or does Sheryl sort of look like Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit in Shallow Hal?

Anuway, Rob wrote a blog post for The Huffington Post called "Household Betrayal." And there's our title! In the post, Rob said this woman wants $1.5 million by the end of the week or she will spread a bunch of vicious lies about them. What kind of lies? It couldn't be any worse than a sex tape with a 16-year-old girl.

Rob writes, "My family is devastated at this betrayal; this woman worked in our home and traveled with us off and on for seven years, without complaint." Rob went on to post two friendly text messages they received from the woman after she quit proving that they split on good terms.

He said the girl had several personal problems and they tried to help her, "During her time in our home my wife tried to mentor this young woman. She took her into her confidence. We took her into our hearts. Having 18 years of sobriety, both my wife and I tried to be supportive as she struggled with personal issues. But we never saw this coming. Apparently, she wanted more. Recently, a colleague of hers has come forward to reveal that this young woman had 'a crush' on me and told her on many occasions, 'I wish he would get a divorce.'"

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world! Rob should rent that movie reference and for the hot scene where Becky DeMornay tells Annabella Sciorra, "When your husband makes love to you, it's MY face he sees. When your baby's hungry, it's MY breast that feeds him. Look at you! When push comes to shove... you can't even breathe!"

VIA People

A talent booker on Wendy Williams' radio show filed papers with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission claiming Wendy's husband tried to have sex with her several times. 27-year-old Nicole Spence also claims Wendy's husband, Kevin Hunter, also regularly beat the fuck out of Wendy. Beating Wendy Williams? That's an oxymoron.

Nicole says in the complaint, "Mr. Hunter repeatedly sexually propositioned me at work in the most crude and vulgar ways, telling me over and over that he wanted to 'fuck' me. I also feared Mr. Hunter because he repeatedly physically assaulted Ms. Williams at or near the WBLS studio. In one instance, Mr. Hunter stormed into the studio, demanded that other employees leave and openly physically abused Ms. Williams, pinning her against the wall with his hand around her neck, choking her while repeatedly pounding his fist into the wall directly by her head."

Wendy told the New York Post yesterday, "Her allegations are totally false. This bitch is out of her mind."

Wendy's getting her ass kicked? Wendy could rip off a bitch's head in just one swipe.

I don't know what to believe, but I do know that Wendy gets crazy with her staff. Have you heard the way she talks to them on air? I'm surprised one of them hasn't said to her live on air, "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

Wendy is also not talking about this shit on her show today.

Dancing with the Stars sex scandal! Funny shit! It's definitely the most exciting thing that has happened to that show. Well this and Marie Osmond fake fainting. Star Magazine claims Drew Lachey has been cheating on his wife with his former dance partner and mop head, Cheryl Burke. A source claims Cheryl and Drew were fucking during the show's National tour which ended last month.

The source said, "They didn't go very far to cover it up, Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately."

The affair was brought out into the open when Cheryl's then-boyfriend, Matthew Lawrence, caught them having oral sex in her dressing room in Jacksonville, FL. The next day Drew threatened Matthew and his brother Joey "Woah" Lawrence. He screamed at them, "If you talk about this, I'll bury you Matt. I'll bury you Joey. I'm serious I will hurt you." Scary. Drew is all of 3 feet tall. I'm sure Matthew and Joey were pissing in their panties. Drew wants to keep the affair quiet to save his marriage. He also has a 2-year-old daughter.

Matthew told Star, "There are too many things going on. I can't talk about it." Lawyers for Cheryl and Drew deny the affair.

Cheryl has fucked Matthew Lawrence and now Drew Lachey? She's really fucking her way through the Z-list. There's enough Z-list jizz in her to create the next cast of "The Surreal Life."

Mop head is currently partnered with that hot piece Cristian de la Fuente on the new season of the show. She better not even think of putting her muppet ass in his crotch. He's off limits.

And since we're on the topic of Dancing with the Stars, let's talk about Marissa Jaret Winokur's performance on the show last night. I couldn't focus on the dancing, because I spent the entire time trying to find ways to jump through the TV and shut her mouth. She has the "Jessica Simpson curse." She won't close her fucking mouth!

An elegant meal at T.G.I. Friday's followed by hot three-way action? That is definitely my idea of a classy time. A former driver and aide of former NJ governor Jim McGreevey has come forward to dispute the claim from Dina McGreevey that she was a victim in the whole scandal. In an interview with The Star-Ledger, Theodore Pedersen, said he had weekly Friday romps with the couple from 1999 to 2001. The night usually started with dinner at T.G.I. Friday's followed by a hot threesome at Jim's condo in Woodbridge. They called it the "Friday Night Special."

What nasty bitches! Fucking is last thing I want to do after eating fried mac & cheese and crispy green bean fries. That must have been some shitty sex. LITERALLY. It probably was a fart orchestra in that bedroom. Your system needs at least 24-hours to completely dispose of all the toxic shit T.G.I. Friday's puts in your system. Trust.

29-year-old Teddy, who currently lives with his girlfriend, is sick of seeing Dina play the victim during TV interviews about the Spitzer scandal, "I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim. She's trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us. She started talking about us three. She should have continued it. She should have told the truth about the three of us. I am Dina's Silent Partner."

Teddy said the threesome quickly became more than just a Friday night thing and he would regularly join the couple on trips. He told the New York Post, "He liked watching me, and she would watch me while she was [performing sex acts] with Jim. In my opinion, me being a part of their sexual relationship enhanced it for both of them. It's frustrating to hear her call Gov. Spitzer a hypocrite while she's out there being as dishonest as anyone could be about her own life.""

I still can't get over the T.G.I. Friday's crap! They could've at least went to Olive Garden. At least that shit shack is slightly romantic. Oh and you can get soup, salad and breadsticks for $5.95! That's a real Friday Night Special if you ask me.

I don't blame Dina. The driver is pretty hot and she needed to get hers in some way or another.

The National Enquirer reports that Mandy Moore's mommy, Stacy Moore, has left her daddy for a little chocha action. Stacy is clit fighting with tennis pro Claudette Laliberte. The two hot chicks set up a home together shortly after Stacy left Mandy's daddy. They are living in lesbian bliss. I'm sure they have like 10 cats and a ceramic duck collection. Lesbians love ducks. Stacy told the Enquirer, "It's nobody's business why we're together."

They started dating in 2006, but their relationship was found out when Claudette's lover discovered some e-mails between the two women. It's called "changing your password frequently." Claudette needs to learn about that.

This is the most exciting thing to happen to Mandy every since she got her period. Wait, has she even gotten her period? The jury's still out on that one.

Thanks Elle

According to the Daily Mail, Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard questioned America for making up the 9/11 attacks. This is what said to a French website called Marianne2:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."

Actually, it took more than just a "few minutes."

She thinks that the buildings were destroyed on purpose, because it would have cost too much money to modernize them. "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

Marion made the comments a year ago, but because her star is rising her comments have been re-published by the French media and now it has been picked up the British media. She also isn't sure a man really walked on the moon. She said, "Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Marion is quickly becoming a household name in America and she's already lined up a few American films. I think she's just questioning things. That's fine and everything, but bitch needs to learn how to keep certain things to herself. It could come back to bite her in the ass. These are the types of conversations you have with your friends over onion rings, a blunt and a 40 oz. It's not something you say to a journalist.