Teri Hatcher

RANDOOMMMM!!! Why the hell did Teri Snatchers break bread with George Bush Sr. in Beverly Hills this afternoon? What is going on? Does Barbara know? Is Barbara still alive? This is very weird and unsettling. The thought of them screwing makes my genitals become part of my gallbladder.

Maybe he's making sonny boy give her a job in the White House?

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Teri Snatcher is denying rumors that she's a fan of the botox and resylane. It has been widely reported that Teri's taut face has been caused by several visits to the needle. She denies this claim.

She said, "I don't use Botox or Restylane and I've never had any surgery, no matter what you've read." That's the one downside to fame – on any one day you can find loads of hideously mean things said about you online. [My friend] keeps threatening to put these computer child locks on my computer so I can't torture myself. It hurts, you know?"

If she's not using botox or anything like that then she must be using something really exotic. I'm thinking cobra sperm or skunk spit. She's obviously doing something with that mug. Here's Snatchers celebrating Felicity Huffman's new book, "A Practical Handbook For Your Boyfriend."

Did producers of the red carpet portion of the SAG Awards offer a million dollars to any couple that kissed? I mean, keep it in the limo or the bathroom! Anyway, Teri Snatcher brought her new boyfriend, Stephen Kay to the event. As Cher from Clueless would say "She's a full on Monet."

Teri Hatcher doesn't drink wine, but that hasn't stopped her from pouring a glass of it into her bath each day to smoothe her skin. Apparently, many swear that a little glass of the grape can make your skin like a baby's ass.

An expert said, "In 1993, Joseph Vercauterem, of Bordeaux University, discovered vinotherapy. Research has revealed grape seeds' priceless benefits for the skin."

So what does her skin still look like a white, leather bag? Please, you know she's like drinking up her bath water like a thirsty german shepard.

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Teri Snatchers has a hot body for a woman almost approaching 75. Too bad her face didn't look that hot. Teri and her daughter are seen here enjoying a little beach time in Cabo a couple of days ago.

Who knew they had Desperate Housewives dolls? I couldn't tell which what which except for Bree. They all basically have the same face, but with different wigs. Which ever one is the Teri Snatchers doll, her face is pulled far enough.

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Teri Snatchers: Um...well...err...why..ok..um...her eyeshadow is sparkly!

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