Teri Hatcher
Teri Snatcher Gives The Greatest Advice
In the October issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine, Teri Snatcher aka The Botox Grinch has a little advice for her 10-year-old daughter Emerson.
Snatcher said: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life's too short to stress; you'll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable."
Snatcher must have read Lynne Spears' inspirational parenting book. The pedos of the world are bowing down to her.
And isn't having great sex and eating chocolate the same thing in certain circles? Gross. Snatcher forgot to tell her daughter NOT to ever mix flossing with oral sex. Click here if you have no idea what I'm blabbing about.
Snatcher went on to say that she also keeps a "goal board" with inspirational notes and images on it. She said: "It's basically a collage of images of things you want to achieve in your life – all written, glued or drawn onto a big piece of paper." Some of the messages on the board include "Don't eat after 7 p.m." and "Dance like a teenager."
Has she seen the way teenagers dance nowadays? The last thing I need to see is Snatcher wiggling her snatch like a video ho.
Snatcher's Glamour interview is just further proof that excessive botox use isn't good for the brains.
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Snatcher Sings!
The American Idol producers really hate us. Not only are they keeping Kristy Lee on the show, but they are bringing Teri Snatcher on to sing! Rush & Molly reports that Teri will sing with the Band From TV during Idol Gives Back next week. The band includes James Denton (Desperate Housewives), Hugh Laurie (House), Greg Grunberg (Heroes) and Bonnie Somerville (Cashmere Mafia).
Why didn't they just take it to the next level and initiate a mass National suicide by having Snatchers duet with Kristy Lee?
I've had the displeasure of hearing Snatcher's singing voice before. I saw the bitch in "Cabaret" a few years ago. Below is a clip. Yes, Snatcher sang and did a horrific British accent. Her accent made Britney Spears sound like Julie Andrews. I don't know how I survived that performance. Drugs. Snatcher drove me to a life of drugs (see Bobby B story below).
Bride Of Fugenstein
Look! It's Me!
The Queen Of Farts
The Snatcher Must Pay!
Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos
MUTE
Teri Snatcher Still Scares Me
Teri Hatcher Had Lunch with George Bush....Yeah

RANDOOMMMM!!! Why the hell did Teri Snatchers break bread with George Bush Sr. in Beverly Hills this afternoon? What is going on? Does Barbara know? Is Barbara still alive? This is very weird and unsettling. The thought of them screwing makes my genitals become part of my gallbladder.
Maybe he's making sonny boy give her a job in the White House?

Source: Flynet


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