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Teri Snatcher Gives The Greatest Advice

In the October issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine, Teri Snatcher aka The Botox Grinch has a little advice for her 10-year-old daughter Emerson.

Snatcher said: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life's too short to stress; you'll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable."

Snatcher must have read Lynne Spears' inspirational parenting book. The pedos of the world are bowing down to her.

And isn't having great sex and eating chocolate the same thing in certain circles? Gross. Snatcher forgot to tell her daughter NOT to ever mix flossing with oral sex. Click here if you have no idea what I'm blabbing about.

Snatcher went on to say that she also keeps a "goal board" with inspirational notes and images on it. She said: "It's basically a collage of images of things you want to achieve in your life – all written, glued or drawn onto a big piece of paper." Some of the messages on the board include "Don't eat after 7 p.m." and "Dance like a teenager."

Has she seen the way teenagers dance nowadays? The last thing I need to see is Snatcher wiggling her snatch like a video ho.

Snatcher's Glamour interview is just further proof that excessive botox use isn't good for the brains.

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Snatcher Sings!

The American Idol producers really hate us. Not only are they keeping Kristy Lee on the show, but they are bringing Teri Snatcher on to sing! Rush & Molly reports that Teri will sing with the Band From TV during Idol Gives Back next week. The band includes James Denton (Desperate Housewives), Hugh Laurie (House), Greg Grunberg (Heroes) and Bonnie Somerville (Cashmere Mafia).

Why didn't they just take it to the next level and initiate a mass National suicide by having Snatchers duet with Kristy Lee?

I've had the displeasure of hearing Snatcher's singing voice before. I saw the bitch in "Cabaret" a few years ago. Below is a clip. Yes, Snatcher sang and did a horrific British accent. Her accent made Britney Spears sound like Julie Andrews. I don't know how I survived that performance. Drugs. Snatcher drove me to a life of drugs (see Bobby B story below).

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Bride Of Fugenstein

Teri Hatcher portrays 8 different kind of brides in an issue of The New York Times Magazine. She's a lesbo bride, an Indian bride, an old bride, a hippie bride, a trophy wife and it goes on. All these brides have one thing in common: BEING FUG!

Actually, she doesn't look that bad. She usually looks like she's about to attack Ripley on the Nostromo mining ship and she doesn't look like that here. Slight upgrade.

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Look! It's Me!

That's not Michael Jackson in a red dress at the premiere of Broadway's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" last night. Something tells me he wasn't invited. It's that gorgeous Teri Hatcher.

Here's Teri last night with her daughter. What a Christmas ham she is!

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The Queen Of Farts

I'm going to give Teri Snatcher an A for effort! I like her costume, but it's on the wrong slag. Teri really should've went as The Joker or Michael Jackson. No costume required and she would've won top prize for sure. You know Michael Jackson wears that Queen of Hearts costume for his slumber parties. The boys dress as bunnies...I better stop.

Here's Teri bringin' on the fug with her daughter at the Dream Halloweenie thing yesterday.

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The Snatcher Must Pay!

Some Filipino medical professionals are still majorly pissed off at ABC for the "joke" Teri Snatcher's character made on Desperate Housewives a couple of weeks ago. Teri's dumb dumb character told a doctor that she needed to check his diplomas just in case they didn't come "from some med school in the Philippines." Some believe this was a racial slur against Filipinos.

ABC issued a statement of apology after the Philippine embassy sent a letter of protest to the network. The embassy claims they still have not received an official apology from ABC. In their statement ABC said they didn't mean to offend and blah...blah...blah...blah...

Well, that isn't enough for some Filipino organization. A U.S.-based national organization of Filipinos and Filipino Americans will file a $500 Million class action lawsuit against ABC in California. They claim that Filipino medical professionals are losing money and patients due to the "slur" made by Snatcher's character.

A Filipino lawyer said, “What’s important here is that this is sending a message to the other producers, the other stations that if you do this, this is what’s going to happen."

ABC is apparently in talks with the organization about creating more jobs for Filipino Americans and how to take action regarding the grievances of the Filipino American community.

Fire TERI and get it over with! I blame her!

Seriously, a fictional character said. Not only a fictional character, but a ditzy, stupid bitch of a fictional character. My doctor is Filipino and after watching Teri's dumb ass, I didn't suddenly pick up the phone and cancel my appointments with him. Well, I can't anyway because he knows a lot of nasty shit about me.

Fictional characters make cracks about that shit all the time. I mean Karen Walker on Will & Grace was offensive to just about every group out there and we all knew it was a joke!

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Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos

The country of the Philippines is pissed off after Teri Snatcher's character told a lame joke on the season premiere of Desperate Housewives this past Sunday.

The dumbass joke was told to a doctor that suggested Teri had menopause. She said to him, "OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren't, like, from some med school in the Philippines?"

Apparently this made headlines news in the Philippines and medical professionals there have demanded an apology from ABC and the producers.

ABC issued this statement, "The producers of `Desperate Housewives' and ABC Studios offer our sincere apologies for any offense caused by the brief reference in the season premiere. There was no intent to disparage the integrity of any aspect of the medical community in the Philippines."

"As leaders in broadcast diversity, we are committed to presenting sensitive and respectful images of all communities featured in our programs."

One Filipino-American was quoted as saying, "I had to rewind it over and over again to make sure I heard it right. .I was immediately offended and, really, just hurt. These days, people are supposed to be more sensitive or more aware of what's considered appropriate."

GET OVER IT! The joke wasn't even funny to begin with. It's effin Desperate Housewives!!!!! Nobody takes that shit seriously. I think their boring ass storylines are more offensive than that stupid joke!

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MUTE

Snatchers just because you look like Michael Jackson doesn't mean you have the same talents as he does. Snatchers performed with the "Band from TV" at the TV Guide Emmy after party last night. The band consists of a bunch of TV actors. Thankfully, I just have pictures and not video. It's too early to hear that crow call.

Bitch also forgot her dress. If you're going to wear a negligee make sure it doesn't look like you fished it out of the bottom of the clearance bin at TJ Maxx.

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Teri Snatcher Still Scares Me

It's not breaking news that Teri Snatcher's face is busted. Homegirl used to be so beautiful back in the day. I really don't think she's busting out the Botox anymore, but that's the problem. We don't know the long-term effects of that crap. That skin poison has seeped in and is staying there. If you stare at her long enough she starts to look like Carol Channing. Oh, I want to love her.

Here's Teri at the premiere of her movie (yes, she's in those) "Resurrecting the Champ" last night.

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Teri Hatcher Had Lunch with George Bush....Yeah

RANDOOMMMM!!! Why the hell did Teri Snatchers break bread with George Bush Sr. in Beverly Hills this afternoon? What is going on? Does Barbara know? Is Barbara still alive? This is very weird and unsettling. The thought of them screwing makes my genitals become part of my gallbladder.

Maybe he's making sonny boy give her a job in the White House?