Matthew McConagay

Monday, January 14th 2008

He's Country!

In an interview with Playboy Magazine, Matthew McConaughey was asked why he never covers up his chi-chis. He said, "Well, I grew up in the country and didn't wear shirts or shoes. My mom didn't even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine."

Country club my ass! Don't try to act all fancy and shit, Matthew. He was totally playing with the hose at the county jail, because his family's water got turned off. Stop lie telling! There's nothing wrong with the truth. He's country. I shouldn't talk. I'm not even country and we used to make our own slip-n-slide. We would wet down Hefty garbage bags and lay them out. Talk about ghetto. Ok they weren't Hefty brand, they were the generic brand. Hefty would've been fancy.

Matthew also confessed to losing his virginity at the age of 15. Late bloomer!

Source: Us Weekly

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, January 9th 2008

Goldie?

No, this isn't a shoot for Drakkar Noir. It looks like a setup for a cheesy 90s men's cologne. It's some shoot for that new movie Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are in. At least Matthew bathed and covered himself for the occasion.

It's so hard to hate Kate when she looks like Goldie Hawn circa 1975. I love '75 Goldie.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, September 14th 2007

It's Just Not Hot Anymore

 
In the past shirtless pictures of Matthew McConaughey in action would've sent signals to my loins. It's just not the same anymore after a few of you alerted me to the fact that his arms barely fall past his waist. How the hell is he supposed to hit it from the back if he can't even hold on? I guess I could give him a fucking balancing pole. That's some circus shit.
 
Here's McConagay looking like a T-Rex chasing a Stegosaurus in Malibu yesterday.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, August 16th 2007

Draw Up The Contract! There's An Official Beard On Board!

 
Matthew McConagay might have popped the big question to his girlfriend, Camilla Alves. Bitch won the lottery! Star Magazine reports that 37-year-old Mattey has found the woman of his dreams in Brazilian model Camilla and hopes to spend the rest of his life with her or something. Matt recently met her parents.
 
The two are hoping to get married in the Spring.
 
A source said, "Matthew has never been so in love with a woman and would do anything within his means to make Camilla happy Both Camilla and Matthew are extremely close to their families and want to make sure everyone they love will be able to celebrate with them."
 
I'm happy for that lil' monkey! May their WEEDing day be filled with many bowls and many Funions!  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, August 7th 2007

I Hope That's What I Think It Is

 
What possibly could Matthew McConagay have in his pants?! It either is a banana, tube socks, a dump or...maybe...just...maybe....naw...that bitch is hung like a mouse! A gay can dream, though!
 
 
Thanks D
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 26th 2007

Alanis Has Body!

 
Alanis Morissette has a face like Mr. Ed's long-lost girlfriend, but who knew she had body. Is that what keeps the boys coming around? Alanis and her pal Matthew McConagay are seen here strolling the beach. Shocking, Mattey isn't wearing a shirt.
 
I doubt they are a couple. Alanis may have a hypnotic vagina (she did nab Ryan Reynolds after all), but it's not that hypnotic. Now if she had a hypnotic dick that would be a different story!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 20th 2007

Wipe Out

 
Matthew McConagay looks like he's trying to impress his new beard, Camila Alves, by showing off his surf moves. It's cute! Look at those little arms flail up!
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 24th 2007

McConagay Gets Kissy

 
What the hell is "Surfer Dude" about?! A douche running around like a maniac? Anyway, Matthew McConagay is shooting the film in Malibu right now and got caught "canoodling" with his co-star during a scene. I'm not sure who the chick is, but she probably got a mouthful of grease.
 
It paaaainnns me that I don't think McConagay is hot anymore. I want to believe he is. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, May 21st 2007

I Think It's In His Contract That He Won't Work With a Shirt On

 
Dude, Matthew McConagay never has a shirt on. NEVER. I bet he doesn't even own one. First he did that crap movie with Kate Hudson called "Fool's Gold" and now he's filming something called "Surfer Dude" in Malibu. Is he allergic to clothes or something?
 
McConagay it's time to step up your game! No more of this shirtless crap. We want to see the package now. Hard! None of this soft shit. It's probably gone from all the working out he does. It probably sticks out of his asshole.
 
Oh and I guess in this scene filmed today he's supposed to be angry or something.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, January 17th 2007

Gay

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Matthew McConagay performs moves from Dreamgirls on the beaches of Australia on 1/15/07

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