Rosie O'Donnell

Wednesday, August 1st 2007

It Would've Been Great TV

 
Producer Mark Burnett reportedly offered Rosie O'Donnell $2 Million for 12 days work on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition." Rosie would've come face to face with the Donald.
 
A source claims Rosie turned it down FLAT and said she wouldn't do it for "$200 Million." What about 200 donuts? Did Donald think of that? I bet not!
 
Rosie's rep said, “It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond.
 
They should ask her again in 6-months. Her number's coming up!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 31st 2007

Oh No She Didn't!!!

 
Why can't Rosie O'Donnell keep her fingers SHUT! She's gone off again and this time she's gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well....angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here's what that Rosie had to say on her blog:
 

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains
eventually

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

an interior designer
top of her game
home maker of the stars
a hairdresser arrives

and nods
yes yes
i know her so
money wasted - time - talent

no no no
she cries
did u know u were creating for me?
she asks the insulted artist

and blah blah blah
good god
the worst of us
all

It's called entertainment!!!!! Yes, Paula is all sorts of crazy, but I like her that way! It's not like she's driving around smashing into poles or getting arrested. She's keeping her crazy indoors! Rosie needs to lighten the EFF up. 
 
She needs to get that coochie cat released every now and again. Damn, it's not that serious.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, July 10th 2007

Rosie Attacks Elisabeth!


Rosie O'Donnell unveiled a beautiful photo of Elisabeth Hasselbeck with devil horns drawn on her while on the Rosie Gay Cruise according to Us Weekly. She went on to say that Elisabeth's “only fucking credit was ‘Survivor!’ Come on!”

She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Wow. Rosie is moving on isn't she? She should have her girlfriend play the top for awhile, because Rosie needs to get fucked bad! She's all tense and shit.

Watch the video above to see Rosie's little drawing.

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 26th 2007

Controversy

 
Rosie O'Donnell posted the above picture of her daughter, Vivi, with bullets around her neck and it's caused quite a stir on her blog . Here's some of the gems people are leaving:
RO, I AGREE WITH U ON MOSTLY EVERYTHING. BUT SOMEHOW I FOUND THE PICTURE OF VIVI DISTURBING. I DON’T EVEN LET MY CHILDREN PLAY WITH ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT. IT’S JUST A COMMENT. BUT OH WELL!!!!!!
 
wow Ro that photo of Vivi with the bullets made me cry-it’s scary to think that there are precious little ones really walking around like that in our world “for real”. Come on people! Help our babies
 
that picture is gross! I am distrubed…leaving your site for a clearing of my mind as to what you are up to!
Ro- So dissapointed to see your little ones with
 
bullets…where are the guns? I thought for sure you would protect them more from such things…The internet is NOT OK…but bullets ARE?? Why Why??

Damn! People are fucking mad. I know what Rosie's trying to say and personally I didn't even go there when I first saw the pic. I just thought it was her daughter playing "war" or something and yes kids play that shit.
 
I can't wait to hear what Donald Trump is going to say! "That stupid fat cow Rosie is selling her kids to war that fat hog bitch slut skank hog Rosie."
 
UPDATE - Oh! I didn't realize those were real bullets on Vivi. Rosie has done gone and lost her mind! Please tell me those things aren't real!
 
UPDATE II - Rosie said in her "answer portion" that the bullets are not real. (Thanks John)
 
Thanks Cath
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 25th 2007

Thankfully, Rosie Won't Be Doing The Price Is Right

 
Rosie O'Donnell posted a video on her blog answering questions from readers like she normally does. When reader asked her about "The Price is Right" and why she isn't considering moving her family to Los Angeles in order to do it.
 
Rosie said, : "Here's the thing. I don't really need a job. I'm in a weird position. I don't need the money. But I'm just saying I don't. So to get my entire family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgence job just doesn't seem fair."

"If they were able to do it in New York it would be a different story. But it looks like it ain't gonna happen."

 
CBS apparently offered her the moon, but Rosie doesn't want to relocate. She told producers she could shoot several shows a day that way she can still spend the most of the week with her family, CBS didn't bite.
 
So the job is up for grabs!
 
Even though I love Rosie, I think CBS probably passed on her ass. Didn't she say she was sick of being around the heteros? The Price is Right is nothing but heteros! Floor to ceiling!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 19th 2007

Not Rosie

 
Rosie O'Donnell said in so many words on her blog that she's meeting with producers on the possibility of taking over for Bob Barker on The Price is Right come fall. Rosie's name has come up the most as a possible host. She's also been quite vocal about it and even Bob Barker said Rosie has his vote.
 
Well, he does like dogs. I'm sorry!
 
Rosie said, "If they asked me, I sure would ... I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT."
 
NOT ROSIE! I do love her and thinks she makes good TV, but not for a game show. Rosie needs a platform to talk about all the things that matter to her. She also bitched about being around heteros so much and The Price is Right is nothing but straight-up, Midwestern heteros!
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 18th 2007

STFU ROSIE!

 
Rosie O'Donnell just won't keep her lips shut about the whole "View" incident. People are finally moving past it, but she's not. Rosie is currently on tour with Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour and she once again talked shit during a Columbia, MD gig.
 
Rosie told the audience, "I got to tell you, I've been hanging around with those heteros for a full year and it's not fun! Turn around one minute and they'll stab you in the back with a high heel. They will."
 
Elisabeth Hasselcrack was singing a different tune at the Daytime Emmys. She said, "With Rosie, the conversation is always fun, real and true."
 
Rosie also talked about the whole Roe VS Wade thing by saying, "I don't want anyone to have control over my body besides me and Angelina Jolie. Just a little joke, Kelli. She's out sick. She'll never hear it. Don't you YouTube it, or it'll be two more years of counseling." 
 
Hmmm....Rosie and Angie....? Not a bad idea! Both love buying kids, both are pretty annoying and Rosie needs to eat less while Angie needs to eat more. This is perfect!  
 
Source: People
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, June 3rd 2007

Rosie's View On 'The View'

Is either a giant hamburger or a hairy vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell attended the Sunday Book & Author Breakfast at a 2007 Book Expo. She was there to promote her new book titled 'Celebrity Detox.'

The book refers to her attempt at leaving her talk show in 2002, where going from "speaking to 6 million people a day to being at home and speaking to six." In the book, O'Donnell says that it asks, "if celebrity and fame are truly a drug, can one go back to drinking and sip instead of taking a slug?" Huh???

She should have just titled her book "Ten Easy Steps To Make The World Hate You" and called it a day. Is she wearing a Kabbalah bracelet??

Anyway she goes on to say "I don't know if you've heard, but I won't be back on The View. Instead I'm going to be auditioning for The Apprentice."  Damn Rosie! Get over it already!!! Now Donald will call her fat again and she'll insult him on her blog... here we go all over again. It's a vicious cycle.

 USA Today, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, May 29th 2007

Barbara Walters Speaks!


Barbara Walters and Hasselcrack spoke out finally about "The View" brawl that went down last week. Their responses were pretty much boring. Barbara didn't seem to buy Rosie's excuse that she left the show early, because of the "split-screen."

Hasselcrack is also pretending that things between her and Rosie will be good. Think again bitch! She can't stand your ass!

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, May 28th 2007

I'm Guessing This is Never Going to Happen


Rosie O'Donnell's final "The View" appearance aired today. It was previously recorded and I'm guess it was filmed way before the "big fight." It's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Birthday today and Rosie tells her that her pressie to her is a full week at her Florida home.

I'm guessing that invitation was taken back. Aww.......they used to be so "fake" in love!

Posted by: Michael K


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