Rosie O'Donnell

 

Rosie O'Donnell's fat mouth cost her a show. Rosie said on her blog yesterday that she was in talks with MSNBC for her own show, but when she "let it slip" at a book signing the network got nervous and dumped her ass.

 

She wrote:

 

msnbc

one hour

live

following keith olbermann

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

well
what can u do

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert - as we say

and on we go

 

 

The NY Times reports that Rosie O'Donnell is in talks with MSNBC for her own show. NBC executives tell the Times that Rosie may take over the 9pm hour competing against Larry King on CNN. Dan Abrams currently has the 9pm slot on MSNBC.

 

NBC has been trying to woo Rosie for a few months including having her host a game show. There's no deal in place, but talks are continuing.

 

I'm into it. "The View" has been boring as hell lately, because there's no Rosie on it to start shit.  Rosie is crazy as hell and crazy people need to be on TV. That's just a fact.

 

You know and I never pictured Rosie O tickling the cat's armpit before I saw this picture. Ugh, I think I'll skip dinner. 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday night Rosie O'Donnell was invited up to the stage by Roseanne Barr who was performing at Comix in NYC. Rosie told the audience that she was "fired by Barbara Walters."

 

She went on to say she used to be so close to Barbara early on that Barbara recommended Astroglide to Rosie.

 

Rosie also revealed that all the co-hosts have earpieces, so that the producers can tell them what to say. Rosie refused to do this.

 

We all knew about the earpiece thing, but ASTROGLIDE?! I totally figured Barbara for an old fashioned Vaseline kind of gal. Actually, not even Vaseline. I pictured her for a spit and shine type. I mean that's how they did it in the prairie times, right? Wait or did they use cow lard? 

 

Source: Rush & Molloy

 

 

 

 

Barry Manilow cancelled his appearance on "The View" yesterday because he didn't want to be on the same stage as ultra conservative Elisabeth Hasselcrack. He later said that he told the producers he would appear if Hasselcrack was not part of his interview. The producers declined his request. Barry said that as a friend of Rosie O'Donnell's ,and a friend of Dorothy's I'm sure, he couldn't share the stage with Elisabeth.

 

Barbara Walters said on her Sirirus radio show that it was too bad Barry wouldn't be on.

 

The show's co-executive producer Bill Geddie said, "We don't do that ... we support everybody ... he's not going to call the shots."

 

TMZ also got a shot of Barry with Elisabeth last November having a GAY ole' time!

 

Elisabeth and Barry need to learn from that hot ass monkey and his love for that pigeon. It's possible for all of us to love and share despite our differences! You know that monkey is going to eat that bird in 2 years.

 

 

 

Rosie O'Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies "Celebrity Detox." Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. SCANDAL! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I'm sure Diane can't wait to dish about Barbara Walters.

 

Rosie's rep said, "Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah's offer. I'm sure Rosie will do Oprah's show another time."

 

When asked to comment Oprah said, "Rosie who?" No she didn't say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!

 

Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She's probably calling every book store in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie's book. Naw, homegirl don't care.

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

In her new book "Celebrity Detox" Rosie O'Donnell admits to hurting herself as a child. I've heard of cutting, but I've never heard of "batting." Crazy bitch.

 

The Insider reports:

She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with "a baseball bat" or a "wooden hanger."

 

On page 186, it reads: "My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret." Why? "Proof," she writes, "that I had some value, enough to be fixed." And later, Rosie cryptically adds, "There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon."

I'm guessing she needed a "weapon" because she abused? I could be wrong.

She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn't go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vom. It tasted so nasty. They didn't have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know, Rosie and I need the crazy house.

 

 

In her new book, Celebrity Detox, Rosie O'Donnell tells 77-year-old Barbara Walters to retire already. 

 

She writes, "And Barbara. At some point, a person gets tired. It's inevitable. Barbara Walters is almost twice my age. At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig."

"I would be less-than-honest if I were to say that there is no trouble between Barbara and I. I mean, our differences are obvious."

 

Rosie also seems to suggest her new book that Barbara might have been jealous of her success on "The View." Rosie said when audience members would shout "I love you Rosie" Barbara would say to them, "It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here."

 

Some who have read Rosie's book which is due out in October said it's a "rambling mess" not unlike her blog. As long as Rosie spills the beans, I'm reading.

 

If Barbara retires I would seriously shed a tear. The TV world needs as many crazy, old ladies as possible!

 

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You just know Donald Trump is already saving his comment on this pic for "The Insider" or "Access Hollywood" tonight. Let me guess Donald, Rosie is a fat pig.

 

Anyway, Rosie spent a lovely day on the water with her kids this past weekend. I'm a little disappointed that she's taking the fat way out and wearing a t-shirt. I want to see the goods! Gummi Bear still has bigger tits than her. 

 

I can't wait for the comments on this one. I can see them now!

 

THAR SHE BLOWS

FREE WILLY 3!!

MOBY DYKE!

 

Oh wait, that last one was actually pretty good!

 

Source VIA TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

Not all dykes like bikes! Rosie O'Donnell wrote on her blog about her weekend encounter in Florida with a dude on his Harley. Rosie and her girlfriend, Kelly, were leaving a restaurant and while Kelly was backing the car out, the dude apparently flipped out.

 

Here's what Rosie wrote. This shit is like art:

 

along
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it's always a man
i tell ya …

as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
"MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!"

"chill dude -
we didn't touch it"

 

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCK LESBIANS
he screamed

the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight

i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

he stormed back to his table
right there in the lincoln mall

 

Rosie is one angry bitch! She eats too much sugar. If she laid off the sugar, she'd be more content. That's what my mother told me anyway. She said I'm a mean, nasty cunt, because I eat too much sugar. Makes sense.

Rosie is all bark, no bite. 

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