Julia Roberts

And His Name Is Henry!

Julia Roberts had a baby boy today in Los Angeles. They have named him Henry Daniel Moder. He weighed in at 8.5lbs. Henry's twin brother and sister, twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, turned 2 in November.

Henry?! How boring! Ugh! I was really hoping for Nicodemus!

Source: People

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Julia Roberts

Julia Is Ready To Drop

I completely forgot Julia Roberts was pregnant. She's in her 9th month and will pop out a baby in the next few weeks. She was spotted yesterday arriving at a party in Long Beach. No word yet on what she's having. Well, she's having a human baby, but I mean what sex. I just hope she doesn't give it another church mouse name. I mean...Hazel and Phinnaeus?! Phinnaeus is sort of cute, but Hazel?!

To keep with the theme she should name the new one: Nicodemus, Fievel or Gus.

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Julia Roberts

This Hot Ho Is In Bed With The Aliens?!?

What the hell? I did not know Juliette Lewis was a Scientologist?! Why? What is the reason for this. Ugh, I've heard nothing but good things about this ho, but this is sad.

Maybe she's been keeping it undercover. Well, Juliette let the crazy talk slip when she talked about how she conquered her fears.

She said, "Ever since I became famous I used to get panic attacks, especially when I was in big crowds. I found a saying: 'Be there and confronting.' L Ron Hubbard wrote many things I have found helpful."

I can deal with this as long as she's never EVER seen with Travolta or Cruise. Those two are the king of the crazies! Who the hell else is an undercover alien lover?!

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It's a Boy for Julia!

Star Magazine is reporting that Julia Roberts is going to add a boy brat to her family tree. Her due date is apparently June 22nd. Several sources are saying that Julia is giving birth to another set of twins, because she uses in-vitro or something.

The boy brat will join Hazel and Phinnaeus. I wonder what they will name this one. I'm thinking Fievel or Nicodemus .

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Brats • Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts is Knocked Up

Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is knocked up with child number 3. Julia has two twins with her husband, Danny Moder. Julia had a lot of trouble with her first pregnancy back in 2004. After several tests and lots of heartache she finally gave birth to two countrymice named Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia.

Julia has a busy working schedule ahead of her and it is unclear whether or not she will take some time off. Julia's spokespeople would not comment.

Julia, please do not name them folktale character names this time. Phinnaeus and Hazel? It still pains me to hear those names. I automatically think of two little mice living in a mushroom cottage.

UPDATE - It's true, her rep confirms it. Homegirl is due this Summer.

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Brats • Julia Roberts • Knocked Up

Fugly Sunglasses

Did Julia Roberts wear Blue Blockers to the Charlotte's Web premiere this past weekend? I know she probably doesn't care about this movie, but couldn't homegirl dress up a little bit? Those ARE straight-up Blue Blockers, I know it. You know ho browses the swap meet on the weekend. She probably has every chopper known to man too.