Sharon Osbourne

Save Minnie!

When Sharon Osbourne was spotted in tears after Kelly Osbourne's "Chicago" opening night as Mama Marton in in London, many thought she was crying tears of joy for Kelly. It looks like the tears were actually for another bitch, Minnie. Just hours before Kelly's performance Sharon found out her main pooch, Minnie, had pneumonia.

A source said, "Sharon felt that after being told Minnie is on her last legs, she should return the favour and stay by Minnie's side.

"But of course she couldn't miss Kelly's stage debut and in the end, torn though she was, Sharon soldiered on and went to the theatre. It was only when she got there and saw Kelly, that the stress and emotion of the past 24 hours overcame her and she burst into tears."

This is so ridiculous it's funny. I love the Daily Mail so much! The shit they put together, I swear! Please Sharon was crying, because she couldn't believe her no-talent daughter actually got a gig on the musical stage!

Minnie was always my favorite Osbourne hound and I've asked my dumb ass dog, Elvie, to say a prayer for her, but he's too busy sniffing his own ass so that's not going to happen. Save Minnie!

And I don't know what the hell Kelly does to her skin, but it looks like porcelain. She must own stock in baby powder or bone dust.

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Sharon Osbourne

Dare To Keep Kids Off Courtney

Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne's drug problems. Sharon said she will never EVER talk to Court again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15.

"I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.

"I'm not saying Jack wouldn't have taken it if she hadn't given it to him, but I'm appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else's child? I haven't had a row with her, but I will never talk to her."

In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He's been drug-free ever since. Um.....how did Sharon let Jack hang out with Courtney knowing she was a crackhead? Yeah, Sharon's always quick to blame!

Below is Courtney with Marc Jacobs' rent-boy at the MJ show last night and shopping in SoHo during the day.

Lady from Lady and the Tramp reallly has seen better days, right?

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Grizzly

Jack Osbourne is looking mighty hot these days, but he needs to shave the pubes from his face. This trend is not working for me. Beard rubbing against the ass cheeks isn't a good feeling. It's like sand paper on the derriere. I'm sure it doesn't feel good on your thighs either. Especially since some dudes face hair is like wiry and shit. Jack is so hairy he probably has stubble on the tongue.

Here's Jack and his mother Sharon buying a dog yesterday. Why people still buy dogs from pet stores is beyond me. Isn't that something we shouldn't do?

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Hotness • Sharon Osbourne

I Want Sharon Osbourne's Quotes on a T-Shirt

I'm not really a fan of Sharon Osbourne, but bitch says hot things. She went off on Gene Simmons, because I guess he talked bad about her kids. Who doesn't, right?

She had this to say about his chick, Shannon Tweed, "His wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt!"

That shit is hot.

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Hotness • Sharon Osbourne

I Don't Think That's the Reason They Were Asked to Move

Kelly Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne's vacation was ruined when they were asked to move off of a beach in Spain. The reason they claim is that it was a nude beach and they refused to show their melons.

Kelly said, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday."

Come clean Kelly. You know they asked you to leave, because you GOT naked. Better yet, they were driving sunbathers away because they thought a beached whale was trying to attack their asses.

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Gross • Kelly Osbourne • Sharon Osbourne

What Does Sharon Osbourne Send to Her Enemies for Christmas?

Sharon Osbourne said that she sends her enemies a very special pressie for Christmas:

"I must have a thing, not about shitting, but about sending it to people. I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny. I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad. The last turd? Three ... No, four years ago: when the first review came out of The Osbournes. And it was from a newspaper in America, a very legit one, not the American version of the Mirror or The Sun. The journalist said something about my kids being fat, and how unappealing that was. And I thought any journalist worth their salt would never write that about children in the society that we live in today. I said: 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'"

Isn't that illegal. She is full of caca anyway, so methinks she has a lot leftover.

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Dumbasses • Gross • Sharon Osbourne