Sharon Osbourne

 

Sharon Stone cannot go one day without wearing some sort of fur. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some crazy anti-fur activist, but this woman cannot live without fur. She probably wears fur panties, because she can't spend a minute without dead flesh on her skin.

 

As Harry Connick Jr. in "Copycat" said, "Send me a pair of your panties. Your squirrel coveeers." Sharon's squirrel covers are totally made out of squirrels.

 

Here's Sharon in Paris. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Courtney Love and Sharon Osbourne's old bitch brawl may be headed to court. Sharon blamed Court for introducing her son, Jack, to Oxycontin. He quickly became addicted to the drug and Shar will never forgive Court. Courtney denied her claims told Sharon to "fuck off."

 

Shar told The New York Daily News, "I'm glad she doesn't like me. I only pity her. She's a virus. I don't want her anywhere near people I love. The cold, hard fact is she's a has-been." A never-was calling someone a has-been, now that's rich!

 

What the hell is Sharon going to sue Courtney for? These oldies need to stop the fighting and hug it out over a plate of Werther's originals and a Ben-Gay back rub.

 

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This is not a crazy ostrich who's escaped from the zoo, attacked a family of mink and is now running wild in the streets looking for a fresh batch of botox. It's Sharon Stone and she's offending my eyes. Fur, feathers and leather? She wore this to dinner at Mr. Chow's last night. Was she a dinner guest or the main course? Hideous. 

 

 

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54-year-old Sharon Osbourne has had gastric bypass, her breasts done, face work and who knows what else, but she says she's done with going under the knife.

 

She said, "My body's tired. I've put it through too much, abused it and my body is knackered. I am content with how I look at my age and I'm really scared of ending up looking like those people whose faces are ironed and foreheads don't move.

"I regret having my breasts done because I'm never happy with them. But the most painful was having my legs lifted. They literally cut all the way around the top of your thigh, pull up the skin like a stocking, then cut the excess away and sew it back on. When I came round I thought they'd sewn my legs together the swelling was so bad.

"So right now, I've really, really had it with surgery."

Why did she have to detail her leg lift? I feel queasy. The Osbournes love grossing people out. Chicken skins for lunch it is!

Here's Sharon at the Frosted Pink Cancer awareness event yesterday. That's totally the face she makes when Ozzy is tickling her with his tongue. I mean he's probably good at it, because he has the natural shake. 

 

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Sharon Osbourne recently said that she would never ever forgive Courtney Love for introducing OxyContin to her son, Jack. Jack had to check himself into rehab in 2003 due to his addiction to OxyContin.

 

Courtney is firing back at Sharon. She claims "it wasn't me!"

 

Court said, "I never did that. I would never give drugs to a teenager. Fuck you Sharon - as if I would ever give drugs to a teenager."

She also insists she never even heard of OxyContin before she met Jack. So basically Court is saying Jack introduced that shit to her!

 

How would Courtney even remember? Wasn't she basically in a walking blackout from like 1995 to 2006?

 

Fuck you Sharon! If it wasn't for Jack, Court would never be the crackhead she is today! Because Courtney was such an innocent before him. Thanks a lot Jack.  

 

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Why did Sharon Osbourne say this? WHY?!!!

“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

Images have been created in my head that can never be taken back. Not even the strongest of acid can erase the thought of Ozzy nailing Sharon like a woodpecker going to town on a rotten tree. 

I'm surprised his thing even works. They probably have to get it up using a bicycle pump.  

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When Sharon Osbourne was spotted in tears after Kelly Osbourne's "Chicago" opening night as Mama Marton in in London, many thought she was crying tears of joy for Kelly. It looks like the tears were actually for another bitch, Minnie. Just hours before Kelly's performance Sharon found out her main pooch, Minnie, had pneumonia.

 

A source said, "Sharon felt that after being told Minnie is on her last legs, she should return the favour and stay by Minnie's side.

 

"But of course she couldn't miss Kelly's stage debut and in the end, torn though she was, Sharon soldiered on and went to the theatre. It was only when she got there and saw Kelly, that the stress and emotion of the past 24 hours overcame her and she burst into tears."

This is so ridiculous it's funny. I love the Daily Mail so much! The shit they put together, I swear! Please Sharon was crying, because she couldn't believe her no-talent daughter actually got a gig on the musical stage!  

Minnie was always my favorite Osbourne hound and I've asked my dumb ass dog, Elvie, to say a prayer for her, but he's too busy sniffing his own ass so that's not going to happen. Save Minnie!

And I don't know what the hell Kelly does to her skin, but it looks like porcelain. She must own stock in baby powder or bone dust. 

 

 

 

 

Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne's drug problems. Sharon said she will never EVER talk to Court again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15.

 

"I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.

"I'm not saying Jack wouldn't have taken it if she hadn't given it to him, but I'm appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else's child? I haven't had a row with her, but I will never talk to her."

In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He's been drug-free ever since.  Um.....how did Sharon let Jack hang out with Courtney knowing she was a crackhead? Yeah, Sharon's always quick to blame!

 

Below is Courtney with Marc Jacobs' rent-boy at the MJ show last night and shopping in SoHo during the day.

 

Lady from Lady and the Tramp reallly has seen better days, right?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jack Osbourne is looking mighty hot these days, but he needs to shave the pubes from his face. This trend is not working for me. Beard rubbing against the ass cheeks isn't a good feeling. It's like sand paper on the derriere. I'm sure it doesn't feel good on your thighs either.  Especially since some dudes face hair is like wiry and shit. Jack is so hairy he probably has stubble on the tongue. 

 

Here's Jack and his mother Sharon buying a dog yesterday. Why people still buy dogs from pet stores is beyond me. Isn't that something we shouldn't do?