Heath Ledger

Beautifully Broken

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are no longer making greasy, hipster love together reports UsWeekly . They claim the couple took the scissors to their relationship weeks ago. The two share a Brooklyn townhouse as well as a daughter they call Mathilda.

A source said, "The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart."

Finally! Heath wised up and realized the hotness was being sucked from him by that bag of marshmallows! Heath never learns though. He always shacks up with blonde bores. My guess is he'll take Julia Stiles next. GROSS.

Oh Michelle! I'll be that shoulder you need to cry on. After that I'll stick a twig up your ass, roast you up and spread you on a delicious graham cracker topped with a Hershey square!

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Heath Ledger • Splits

Just Because: Heath Ledger

Everytime I see pictures of Heath Ledger something stirs inside me and no it's not that KFC Popcorn chicken I had for lunch. Don't judge me.

Maybe it's because my ex-boyfriend was waaaaay hard up for Heath. I mean this idiot would jack off to Heath movies in front of me. Not joking. He would whip it out and do it to like "Monster's Ball." Monster's fucking ball! Yes, that Halle Berry movie! When I asked him why he was doing that shit, he said because he felt like it and Heath makes him horny. RUDE! At least ask me to go get the milk or something. Damn! MONSTER'S BALL! Who the hell jacks off to that?!

Here's Heath being Heath after having coffee with friends at Urth Cafe in West Hollywood today.

Splash

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Heath Ledger

I Wish I Could Love You

Is Heath Ledger hot or not? I never know what to think about him. Everytime I see him I picture that pasty-assed Michelle Williams jiggling her flour sacks in his face and it leaves me sour. He's sort of hot....I guess...even with that douche hat.

Here's Heather (I like call him that) at the premiere of "Rescue Dawn" in NYC last night.

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Heath Ledger

The Joker?

The Dark Knight doesn't come out until July 2008, but Warner Brothers is already turning on the marketing magic. The launch a site they called IBELIEVEINHARVEYDENT.COM which is a fake site for one of the film's characters. In addition to that site they have launched a second site from The Joker called IBELIEVEINHARVEYDENTTOO.COM That website features a closer look at what Heath Ledger may look like in the movie.

I actually think it looks pretty awesome. He sort of looks a little glam rock. I'm into it. They should consult Pete Wentz about applying guyliner the perfect way .

VIA ONTD

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Heath Ledger

The Joker's a Fake

The first shot of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the new Batman movie that hit the internet yesterday is a fake. A poster at the Superhero Hype message boards decoded the puzzle. The faker used a picture of Heath Ledger from the "Candy" premiere and also a make-up test shot from "Lord of the Rings" featuring Orlando Bloom to create the fake.

Ugh, how am I going to sleep tonight?!

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Cinema • Film • Heath Ledger

The Joker

Apparently, this is the first clear look at Heath Ledger as The Joker in Batman. Rumor is that this is just a make-up test and concept. I hope so, because the resident drag queen at my local MAC store can do a better job than that.

I still can't wait for this movie and I don't know why. I wish Catwoman was in it and I wish Lewis the cat was playing her.

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Film • Heath Ledger

Are Heath and Michelle Secretly Married?

Last November, a trusty Dlisted reader spotted Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams applying for a marriage license in Brooklyn. Their rep later denied they were planning to get married. The marriage rumors have heated up after Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring. Michelle was also spotted with a bauble on her wedding finger.

The couple live in Brooklyn and have a 1-year-old daughter together. Their rep has not yet confirmed or denied the story.

Yeah, that's basically it. Exciting, right? So what's for lunch?

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Heath Ledger • Weddings

Heath Ledger Meets Sharon!

Heath Ledger met one of the characters from my favorite shows ever, Kath & Kim, yesterday at the AFI Awards in Australia. Sharon (the character) gave Heath a big kiss along with Danni Minogue. Heath brought his sister (in the black) and posed with Hairy Potter and that skank that slept with Ryan Phillippe.

Is Heath on the sauce? He's looking greasy and beat down. That being said, I'd hit it.