Hilary Swank

Boy In A Dress

Hilary Swank is my favorite pony. I love her and everything she does. Her portrayal of Brandon Teena changed my life. I mean the scene where she's stuffing her crotch....amazing. Anyway, it looks like she's still playing Brandon Teena. Who the hell told her this dress looked hot? Kill that bitch, Hils! They lied to you. My titties would look bigger in that dress.

Here's Hils with Giorgio Armani at the Armani Prive show in Paris yesterday.

Brandon Teena forever!



Hot Dude

 
Hilary Swank is one hot looking dude. I'm not even joking. If she had a dick, I'd be all up on that. She'll always be Brandon Teena to me. Wank to Swank!
 
Here's Hilary Swank on January's W Magazine.
 
Photo: Steven Klein
 
 


Use The Finger!

 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan had his hand all over Gerald Butler's ass at the "P.S. I Love You" premiere last night. Gerry returned the favor by grabbing Jeffrey's ass. If you're going to grab it, GRAB IT. Use the knuckle. Damn. I'd be bouncing on that shit. Gerry later joked to People Magazine, "Jeffrey Dean Morgan rubbing my ass, yeah that's about as good as it gets!"
 
Better than Hilary rubbing your ass, I'm sure. Oh those straight men. Easily amused. Me too.
 
 
Wireimage , Wenn
 
Thanks Lola
 
 


Horsey Swank Looking Gorgeous In Paper Mache

 
Hilary Swank looked like a singed swan at the premiere of "P.S. I Love You" in Los Angeles last night. It looks like a little Goth kid's paper mache project.
 
I still like her though. I mean, she's the next Karate Kid? How can you hate her? I just want to feed her sugar cubes and ride off with her into the sunset.
 
P.S. - Your dress sucks, Hils. 
 
 
 
 


Don't Pose With Demi

 
Hilary Swank made the mistake of posing next to Demi Moore at the Miss Sixty show today in NYC. Beauty and the Beast! Seriously. I don't know what's going on with Demi Moore, but bitch is glowing. She can't act worth shit, but who cares when you look that hot. She made a pact with the devil, I swear.
 
Below are Maggie GyllenHAG, Hilary and Demi. You know Demi's telling Hilary, "Did you see GyllenHAG's lingerie photos? She's even fuglier than you! IMAGINE THAT!" 
 
 
 
 


Hilary Swank Isn't Proud of Being a Drop-Out

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Hilary Swank plays a High School teacher in her new movie Freedom Writers which is ironic since the Oscar winner never got her diploma. Hilary said that she couldn't follow the rules and left to pursue an acting career.

She said, “I’m not proud to say I’m a high-school dropout. I’m not proud that that’s something that happened, but it happened. I think school is really, really important and we have an education problem in this country and it’s a shame. It’s a shame for any kid to feel hopeless about their future.”

Hilary never went back to get her GED. That's weird. I figured Hilary for the smart type that like was top of her class and went to like Yale. That being said, is it gross that I think she's sort of attractive and no I'm not into beastiality!

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Oh Really?

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Old people alert! Billy Corrigan of Smashing Pumpkins and Courtney Love attended the L.A. premiere of Freedomwriters aka Dangerous Minds 2 with Hilary Swank and McDreamy last night. Billy and Court are a match made in bloated heaven! I mean they should fart into my car. It would provide gas for days. They are puffy! Hills is horse hot as usual.

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Spot the Dog

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