Jennifer Aniston

Boooring! Months ago we were promised a lesbian kiss between Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston the season finale of "Dirt."

Not only did we get a lot of bad acting, but we also got a kiss that would've even make a Catholic granny blush.

Seriously, Angelina Jolie kisses her brother with more passion.

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Yoga is the reason Jennifer Aniston has quit smoking and is completely off caffeine. She claims that twisting herself into a fugly pretzel is the reason she doesn't need to fill her lungs with smoke anymore.

A source said, "Jen was doing a total cleansing. I had a Diet Coke on-set and she was really jonesing for it!"

Jen was spotted in NYC this past week and still looks like an annoying bitch. It's going to take more than Smart water to banish the whinyness from her blood stream.

Ugh, the way she wears her jeans bother me so much. Does she look at fashion magazines? It's not 1996 anymore and you aren't playing Rachel Green anymore!

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Jennifer Aniston confirmed that she had a little nose work to fix a past problem last year. She had the work in December and debuted her now schnoze at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. Jen was in town to promote her directorial debut on "Room 10." The movie stars Robin Wright Penn and Kris Kristofferson.

Below is Jen's nose in October (on the right) and her nose yesterday. I can't tell the different. She still looks an Afghan dog!

People Magazine got a quick interview with Jennifer Aniston to allow her ass to tell her side of the nose job rumors and if she's going to play tonsil hockey with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt.

People: You guest-star on the season finale of Dirt as a lesbian. What was it like working with Courteney again?
Aniston: We had a ball. It was completely fun. I forgot just how much fun we have together in the work world.

People: So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
Aniston: It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

People: Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?
Aniston: Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, "How many days will it take to come out? 'Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!' " It was a record: about a week.

People: Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery – your nose, your boobs. What's going on?
Aniston: (Laughs) It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine.

People: They're still gonna run before and after pictures ...
Aniston: Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

People: What gives you the most joy right now?
Aniston: Beginning a new day. When you see what else is going on on the planet, it's pretty hard not to go, "Wow, thank you."

Lies! Lies! Lies! Yeaaaah! Why doesn't Aniston just come clean about having her schnoze fixed. She should've just pulled a Cameron Diaz and broke it in a "surfing accident" and then go get it fixed. Voila!

I'm also happy to hear she's not going down on Monica anytime soon. I don't think my DVR is capable of being reduced to record that.

Jennifer Aniston got herself a little nose job and isn't happy that the story got leaked the tabs. It was reported that Aniston sought the help of Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia. It seems someone in his office leaked that Jennifer was there a few weekends ago to get her schnoze in check. Jennifer wasn't happy that Dr. Raj spoke to UsWeekly about nose jobs. He told the weekly that he cannot confirm or deny that he performed on Jen, but he did describe the surgery.

Jen's rep won't confirm or deny.

Can she just admit it, so we can move on. She probably brought in a picture of Angelina Jolie and told him she wants to look like that.

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Life & Style is reporting that on Saturday, Januardy 23rd, Jennifer Aniston arrived at the office of plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia. She didn't leave until four hours later with her bodyguard in tow. The magazine reported that she had a consultation with the surgeon months ago.

Jennifer left his office hiding her face from everyone. A source says that she indeed had her nose done, “They discussed a little reshaping, done from inside the nostrils so the recovery would be quick. The doctor concluded that she needed a reworking of her previous rhinoplasty. But Jen was firm that she didn’t want anything too drastic.”

She apparently had the nose job, because she's been having breathing issues since a nose job she had back in the 90s. Jen hasn't been seen since the reported operation.

Her nose is fine. She needed to have that chin worked on. It's painful to look at!

Jennifer Aniston has agreed to slum it at FX by guest starring on the series season finale of Courtney Cox's Dirt. Jennifer will play an editor from another magazine that is Courtney's arch rival. Page Six reports that not only will Jennifer play a lesbo, but she will share a kiss with Courtney. The finale is set to air this March.

Unnecessary and inhumane! It's bad enough that we have to see Cox pleasure herself, but now we have to see her lock lips with a prune mouth! The FCC needs to do something! Lives are in danger here!

UsWeekly is reporting that Courtney Cox and Brad Pitt buried the hatchet at the Golden Globes. Courtney has said in the past that she has Jennifer Aniston's hairy back and disagreed with the way Bradley handled things. Courtney approached Brad to say hello and he responded, “Hello, sweetheart. It is SO great to see you.” They hugged and talked about their kids, blah blah blah... Angelina Jolie was standing a few steps away and greeted Courtney and David Arquette from afar.

Please, Courtney just wants Brad to guest-star on her sinking ship of a show! She should try and get him on the same episode as Aniston. Ratings gold!

Is Jennifer Aniston making plans to adopt a little baby? Sources are saying that Jen has asked her lawyers to investigate several adoption agencies in Los Angeles. She has apparently been thinking about it for a while and now wants to move ahead. She has also decided to adopt an American baby even though her friend Oprah has urged her to consider adopting from Africa.

A source said, "Jen has thrown herself into adopting and wants it to happen straight away. She toyed with the idea while she was with Vince but began looking in December after they split."

Hey, at least she's buying American. HA. I say she's doing a good thing. At least a poor, innocent child won't have to face the humiliation of sharing the mug as this ho!

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Jennifer Aniston has agreed to reunite with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt. Jen will play Tina Harrod, a rival editor of Cox's character. The show will air March 27th and will be the first time the two shared screen time together since Friends ended in 2004.

Dirt is about a ruthless tabloid editor that will do anything to get the story.

A season finale? You mean to tell me this show is going to get a second season? Jennifer Aniston is going to play a bitchy, magazine editor? Ugh, they should've had her just play herself. She's going to do that anyway. Let me know when Lisa Kudrow will make a stop in.

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