First Jennifer whored herself out to smartwater with her own limited-edition label... but according to Life & Style Weekly, an insider told them that that she is:
also in talks to pocket a cool $10 million as the new spokeswoman for L'Oréal in a series of hair commercials she'll film this summer and that will air overseas, though her rep denies this. "Jen's reinventing her image," says the insider. "She's going to look more dangerous and alluring than ever before."The commercials will be like mini action movies," says the insider, who adds that Jen will play the hero. "She's been dying to do an action film, and this will show she can pull it off. People are going to have to look twice to recognize her!"
Fuck that! Her image is about as dangerous as a wet waffle. Nobody is ever gonna know her from anything but Friends. Bitch needs to get over it.
Jennifer Aniston has whored herself out for smartwater.
Senior vice president Rohan Oza released this statement saying, “We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle. To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”
The company also issued a statement stating that, “Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.”
You'll be able to purchase her signature smartwater bottles in July. Chin not included.
Source: Us Weekly