Rihanna

Now This Is Perfection

Rihanna was the Queen of the BET Awards last night. She showed those nasty heifers how it's really done. You don't need all that glitter and shit to make you look hot. Look at Beyonce! She looks like she's about to eat poor little Rihanna! Rihanna should've told her ass "I can have your man if I wanted it."

Posted by: Michael K

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Award Shows • Rihanna

Rihanna In The Morning

WTF?! #59?! How the hell did Rihanna get #59 on EW's Ultimate List. Shouldn't that bitch be #1?! Fuck even #0! I am over their shit. Breathe Michael...breathe....

I need help. I need Rihanna detoxing. Everyone tells me I have a problem and it's not natural to be obsessed with fugliness, but I can't help it. It must be that shiny five-head that's doing something to my one brain cell.

Please...don't tell me those are implants.

Posted by: Michael K

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Rihanna

Jay-Z Wants This

Rihanna said that her mentor, Jay-Z, pre-screens dudes before they can date her ass.

She said, "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind. If it's a good guy I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be like, 'No, no, no.' "

He wants all that goodness to himself. Beyonce better watch herself. Someone younger and hotter is coming after her man.

Ok, she's hot for a lego person, but you know she's hot. Actually, the pirate lego bitch is hotter. I loved his ass.

Rihanna just had her legs insured for like 10 million or something, because she's been named the hottest legs by Venus razor.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Rihanna

Legoland Is Looking For Help

The hotness that is Rihanna at a signing for her new CD 'Good Girl Gone Bad.' She seriously looks like one of those Lego People! She should really get a job at Legoland. Do you think she has many different sets of Lego People hair?

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Rihanna

My Favorite Mannequin

Why do I think Rihanna is one of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet? I have no effin idea! I am truly, truly obsessed with her. I mean...is this girl even human? And why hasn't Jay-Z dumped Beyonce's ass for this hot piece yet?

Anyhow, alien Rihanna beamed down from her planet to perform at the MTV Movie Awards last night. She did that Umbrella-ella-ella song thing. Not my favorite jam, but anything that comes out of her lips (the ones in her head) is golden to me.

That's totally Britney's MTV Music Award outfit, but in black!

Posted by: Michael K

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Rihanna

Rihanna is the Hottest Alien Ever

My favorite alien, Rihanna, heated up TRL yesterday. She was also recently announced to sing that "Umbrella" song with Jay-Z at the MTV Movie Awards on June 3rd. I'm not digging the new "Posh cut" but I will always love Rihanna.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Rihanna

Rihanna is Pure Sex

Rihanna's new video "Umbrella" has landed and this ho is so hot, I can't take it! The song isn't terrible, but it's all about the video. I'd totally go lesbo over and over again for this snatch. We'd bump cats all day and all night.

Oh yeah and Jay-Z is in it. Didn't he retire a thousand times? Over him.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Rihanna • YouTubes

I Can't Deal with Rihanna's Hotness

Here's some shots from the making of Rihanna's new video "Umbrella" which I'm guessing is about an umbrella or something. It's lame, but she can do no wrong in my book.

However, I hope she gives Frosta her outfit back when she's done. Frosta needs that to like fight Catra and shit.

Source: Concrete Loop

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Rihanna

Yes

Yes Rihanna is hot, Yes I know some of you disagree and yes I don't give a hell! Rihanna showed that she's way hotter than Beyonce at Vibe magazine's pre-Oscar party last night. Um, does everyone have an Oscar party? Where's IHOP's pre-Oscary party, because I need some pancakes.

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Rihanna

The Freaks Come Out at Night

Tyra, Tyra, Tyra....now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it's because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis' party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there's more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.

Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she's going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie....it isn't hard!

Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno's look like an ant farm. That being said, she's slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There's something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.