Denise Richards
Tuesday, January 22nd 2008
Charlie Won't Let Denise Whore Their Kids Out
PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.
Poor Denise. Shouldn't she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading...late night Skinemax flicks! Shannon Tweed isn't getting any younger and she needs a successor. Denise is that bitch.
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Friday, October 26th 2007
Call Girl From The 70s Or Denise Richards?
That's a trick question, because wasn't Denise Richards a call girl in the 90s? That's the word on the internet! Anyway, I loooove this hair. All she needs is some terry cloth shorty shorts and a tube top and her look would be complete!
Here's Denise at Dr. Rey's shit product launch yesterday. I'm guessing she also visited Dr. Rey earlier for a little plump in the lips.
Thursday, October 4th 2007
Charlie's Love Letters To Denise
Charlie Sheen recently sent some lovely and touching e-mails to his ex, Denise Richards. Denise included these beautiful sentiments in documents she filed last week in the couple's custody battle.
These words are just so beautiful. Charlie is truly an eloquent man. If he wasn't an actor, he should've been a poet. The next Shakespeare if you will.
"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig."
Thoughtful!
"You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved."
Lovely! And that's just some of it! I really hope Charlie puts all these e-mails together one day for a book about love. It will be a Valentine's Day best seller!
Oh and Denise also claims Charlie used to visit gay porn sites featuring underaged boys. Oh Denise it was just research! Research for a very special episode of "Two and a Half Men" featuring Chris Hansen from Dateline.
Source: Page Six
Thursday, September 20th 2007
Give It A Bone!
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still fighting. Denise's call girl ass asked a judge to protect her kiddies from Charlie. He fought back by saying Denise doesn't own their children. Good comeback.
Denise's attorney said, "She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children. This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."
The filed papers indicate that Denise is concerned about Charlie's attraction to underaged girls as well as his "illicit behavior" on the internet including showing his dick and bits to people he's chatting with.
Um...why haven't we seen these pictures? I wouldn't be opposed to seeing some Charlie Sheen peen. I'm sure it's heavily damaged due to all the action it's gotten with skanky hookers. A peen's a peen though.
Charlie denied her accusations and said, "The truth will prevail. It always does."
They need to learn a thing or two from Brit and KFed about how to put together a truly theatrical and dramatic custody battle. This shit is boring.
Tuesday, August 7th 2007
Too Much Information
Yesterday, it was rumored that Denise Richards asked Charlie Sheen for some of his baby batter to make a third brat. Ewww...I just said baby batter. Denise denied this claim.
Charlie confirmed to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider that she wanted some of his stuff. "There was a request for a donation. Without getting into it here. There is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."
When asked if he would ever do it, he responded, "I would sooner, in exactly what I'm wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"
I don't get it. What was he wearing. Does that make any sense? I would like to walk on the moon. That's not every very unpleasant really. Now if he said "I'd rather fuck my urethra with a knife"...then that would make sense. But walking on the moon is cool.
Ewww....I still can't get over the baby batter. Nast.
Monday, August 6th 2007
No More Mr. Nice Twat
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are no longer playing nice when it comes to custody and visitation rights of their daughters. Charlie wants to see Denise's call-girl ass in a court to try and get his visitation rights loosened. He no longer wants supervised visits. Denise has demanded that her nanny is at all the visits and friends of Charlie said this is so she can spy on him.
Another source said that Denise is jealous of Charlie's new fiancee and that Denise has even asked Charlie to father another child for her. They also claim that Denise loves the spotlight and claimed she sent flowers to Charlie's fiancee after learning about their engagement, but never did.
"Denise set it up. Brooke never got the flowers, but she did get a call from Denise saying, 'It's an emergency, come meet me now.' When Brooke met her, there were four paparazzi waiting to take their picture. After the pictures were done, Denise told Brooke, 'It's been taken care of.' "
Denise told Page Six that the problem is Charlie and he's trying to mess up the custody agreement. "My mom is going through chemotherapy and I asked Charlie if my mom could see the kids before she got really sick. That's a valid request. He doesn't stick to the schedule he has with the kids - that's not my fault."
"I don't want another child right now. I have my hands full and am focusing on my children, my mother and my career. I thought I was past all this stuff."
Who do I trust?! I'll go with Denise. Her performance in "Wild Things" moves me to tears everytime.
Wednesday, July 11th 2007
She's Lying
Charlie Sheen is engaged to his girlfriend of more than a year, real estate investor, Brooke Mueller. He's 41 and she's 29. Denise Richards was asked about the engagement and she had nothing but nice things to say. She was probably clenching her jaw the entire time.
She said, "I am genuinely happy for the two of them. In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I've spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That's all that matters to me."
Denise was recently dumped by Richie Sambora in Hawaii. She also denies that she paid a match maker $50k to help her find a man. Poor Denise!
She may be unlucky in love, but she says hot things. I watched some red carpet interview with her on Access Hollywood or something where they asked her about love advice and she said "I'm the wrong person to give advice. I stole my best friend's husband!"
That bitch is hot.
Saturday, June 23rd 2007
Sam Doesn't Look Happy
Denise Richards brought daughter, Sam Sheen, out to the opening of "Ratatouille" in Hollywood yesterday. First of all "Ratatouille" is like the dumbest movie title ever, second of all I love the major wonk Sam's sporting. Gives a girl some character. Homegirl doesn't look happy.
Tuesday, June 12th 2007
The Photoshop Awards: The Blonde And Blonder Poster
WTF?! They look like bobbleheads and I'm not sure that's intentional. They seriously took their heads and put it on somebody else's body!
Thanks Zaire
Monday, June 4th 2007
Downgrade
What the hell Denise??!! Richie Sambora may have been old and a little creepy looking, but compared to him this is a serious downgrade! She probably doesn't want him cheating on her ass. She does look like she's in complete control of this one though.
Here's Denise out with a mystery fug having lunch at the The Ivy in Santa Monica, CA and shopping with her daughters in Malibu.
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