Melanie B

Friday, June 22nd 2007

Eddie's The Daddy

 
People Magazine is reporting that the DNA results for Murphy Brown came back and Eddie Murphy is indeed the father. Sources close to Melanie Brown say that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is definitely Eddie's.
 
They said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along." 
 
Eddie hasn't seen Murphy Brown yet and wouldn't comment on the latest results.
 
It's going to get ugly!
 
Above is Eddie shooting a movie near KFC yesterday. Pamela Anderson isn't going to love that either. 
 
Image: Splash
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 11th 2007

Why Didn't They Just Go On Maury?

Today Eddie Murphy has been ordered to submit a DNA test to see if he's the baby daddy of Angel Iris, daughter of spice girl Melanie B. Here they are at the facility to get tested.

According to The Sun a source claims, “At least this way they will know officially whether Eddie is the daddy or not and move on from there. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”

Why did it take so long? Of course it's about the money! It'll be funny if Maury comes out and says Eddie is not the father and it ends up being Kevin Federline's kid. Then Eddie will be free to hump more trannies and make five more Shrek movies in peace.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 9th 2007

Try Not To Look So Excited

 
Looks like that little Spice Girls reunion is going to go down this Christmas. It was reported a few weeks ago that Posh, Baby, Scary, Sporty and Ginger Spice were recording a new single to be released in December. Sources tell People Magazine that the plan is to release a greatest hits album along with a few new tracks. They will then take their act on a Worldwide tour.
 
A source said, "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE. "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] have been in the studio writing new material and they want to do a worldwide tour." 
 
Have you seen these sluts live? I saw them back in the 90s and I think that's the reason for my severe mental problems. With the little girls screaming in my ear and their track blasted extra loud....it was too much. I mean they scripted in their banter to the audience. That being said, I'd probably be front row-center if this went down.
 
Here's Posh as Carmen SandiANO arriving back in Los Angeles yesterday. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, May 20th 2007

The Spice Girls Are Coming Back Together

 
The News of the World has reported that The Spice Girls are currently recording a track to be released this Christmas. Baby Spice and Ginger Spice were caught leaving a producer's home in Brighton after they recorded their parts. Sporty Spice apparently has already done her part. Posh and Scary are expected to travel from Los Angeles to London next week to record their parts.
This will be their first song in 7 years.
 
Wait, Posh will fly to England to record her part? What part!? She doesn't sing! She just stands around poses.
 
GIRL POWER! I actually hope this is true.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 4th 2007

Geri Could Use the Cash

 
Somebody out there really...I mean really...wants to see a Spice Girls reunion. The 5 chicks have apparently been offered £1million each to star in a one-time Christmas concert. 
 
At David Beckham's Birthday party a couple of nights ago, Melanie B, Geri Haliwell, Posh  Beckham and Emma Bunton discussed the idea of a reunion concert. Melanie C aka Sporty Spice is apparently also open to the idea. Emma is due to give birth this Summer, so that gives her enough time to get back into shape for the concert.
 
Can they just please do this stupid concert, so the world can stop talking about it! God knows Geri could use the cash to fix that face! Unfortunately, it looks like she already tried to fix it.
 
MADAME the puppet lives in Geri Halliwell!!! 
 
Source: Metro
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, May 3rd 2007

If You You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Friends

 
Another mini Spice reunion went down last night for David Beckham's birthday party at Cipriani in London. I posted pics of Posh & Becks last night.  Scary Spice stepped out after having her daughter, Murphy Brown, only a month ago. Baby Spice and Geri Haliwell also attended.
 
The only one missing was Sporty Spice. Yeah, she hates their asses.
 
DAYUM! Scary is a hot ass mess in every sense of the word! I know she had a baby, but she looks like she was attacked by a herd of elephants. Eddie has really put her through the ringer and then some!
 
Actually, they are all looking a mess! Baby doesn't have a kid, but she looks like a Republican mother of 4! Spice mess! 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 2nd 2007

Scary Spice Will See Eddie in Court

 
Melanie B is taking Eddie Murphy to court. She's forcing his ass to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of Murphy Brown. Eddie denied he was the father during a European TV interview.
 
She told People , "He's not doing a DNA test and he's not signing the birth certificate. So it's going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it."
 
Eddie's people would not comment.
 
Take this to Maury!!! That show has been getting a little boring and needs some star power.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 24th 2007

Murphy Brown

 
It was previously reported that Melanie B aka Scary Spice named her daughter Fortuna Daphne Bay. Luckily, that isn't the name she settled on. Melanie has officially named her "The Daughter of Eddie Murphy." No, she named her Angel Iris Murphy Brown.
 
Candice Bergen would be so pleased!!!
 
Eddie has denied he's the daddy and wanted a DNA test. Melanie is pretty sure he's the daddy, so sure that he put his name on the birth certificate.  
 
Murphy Browns has a sister Phoenix  Chai Latte (seen above with Melanie).
 
Source: Metro
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 23rd 2007

When You're Feeling Sad and Low

 
A Spice Girls' reunion of sorts went down this past weekend for the christening of Geri's daughter, Bluebell Madonna aka Blueballs. Melanie C aka Sport, Emma Bunton aka Baby and Vicky Beckham aka Posh all came in support of their former girl group mate.
 
Scary Spice aka Melanie B was in Los Angeles with her own new tot and couldn't make it. Posh was named as the baby's Godmother.
 
They all look really amazing. Geri got her body back fast and Melanie C doesn't look like a major dyke. Beauty all around!
 
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 6th 2007

Fortuna Daphne Bay?!

 
Scary Spice did not named her daughter Fortuna?! According to The Mirror she did. Fortuna Daphne Bay  has a sister named Phoenix Chai. Daphne Bay sounds like a housing community, but FORTUNA?!
 
That sounds like a fugly, mole-faced, fat-asses Opera singer! Poor baby ho.
 
I hope Eddie Murphy uses his gay sensibilities to change that name if he's the daddy.  
 
Posted by: Michael K


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