Melanie B
Friday, May 4th 2007
Geri Could Use the Cash
Somebody out there really...I mean really...wants to see a Spice Girls reunion. The 5 chicks have apparently been offered £1million each to star in a one-time Christmas concert.
At David Beckham's Birthday party a couple of nights ago, Melanie B, Geri Haliwell, Posh Beckham and Emma Bunton discussed the idea of a reunion concert. Melanie C aka Sporty Spice is apparently also open to the idea. Emma is due to give birth this Summer, so that gives her enough time to get back into shape for the concert.
Can they just please do this stupid concert, so the world can stop talking about it! God knows Geri could use the cash to fix that face! Unfortunately, it looks like she already tried to fix it.
MADAME the puppet lives in Geri Halliwell!!!
Source: Metro
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Thursday, May 3rd 2007
If You You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Friends
Another mini Spice reunion went down last night for David Beckham's birthday party at Cipriani in London. I posted pics of Posh & Becks last night. Scary Spice stepped out after having her daughter, Murphy Brown, only a month ago. Baby Spice and Geri Haliwell also attended.
The only one missing was Sporty Spice. Yeah, she hates their asses.
DAYUM! Scary is a hot ass mess in every sense of the word! I know she had a baby, but she looks like she was attacked by a herd of elephants. Eddie has really put her through the ringer and then some!
Actually, they are all looking a mess! Baby doesn't have a kid, but she looks like a Republican mother of 4! Spice mess!
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
Scary Spice Will See Eddie in Court
Melanie B is taking Eddie Murphy to court. She's forcing his ass to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of Murphy Brown. Eddie denied he was the father during a European TV interview.
She told People , "He's not doing a DNA test and he's not signing the birth certificate. So it's going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it."
Eddie's people would not comment.
Take this to Maury!!! That show has been getting a little boring and needs some star power.
Tuesday, April 24th 2007
Murphy Brown
It was previously reported that Melanie B aka Scary Spice named her daughter Fortuna Daphne Bay. Luckily, that isn't the name she settled on. Melanie has officially named her "The Daughter of Eddie Murphy." No, she named her Angel Iris Murphy Brown.
Candice Bergen would be so pleased!!!
Eddie has denied he's the daddy and wanted a DNA test. Melanie is pretty sure he's the daddy, so sure that he put his name on the birth certificate.
Murphy Browns has a sister Phoenix Chai Latte (seen above with Melanie).
Source: Metro
Monday, April 23rd 2007
When You're Feeling Sad and Low
A Spice Girls' reunion of sorts went down this past weekend for the christening of Geri's daughter, Bluebell Madonna aka Blueballs. Melanie C aka Sport, Emma Bunton aka Baby and Vicky Beckham aka Posh all came in support of their former girl group mate.
Scary Spice aka Melanie B was in Los Angeles with her own new tot and couldn't make it. Posh was named as the baby's Godmother.
They all look really amazing. Geri got her body back fast and Melanie C doesn't look like a major dyke. Beauty all around!
Source: Daily Mail
Friday, April 6th 2007
Fortuna Daphne Bay?!
Scary Spice did not named her daughter Fortuna?! According to The Mirror she did. Fortuna Daphne Bay has a sister named Phoenix Chai. Daphne Bay sounds like a housing community, but FORTUNA?!
That sounds like a fugly, mole-faced, fat-asses Opera singer! Poor baby ho.
I hope Eddie Murphy uses his gay sensibilities to change that name if he's the daddy.
Tuesday, April 3rd 2007
Scary Spice Welcomes a Baby Girl!
Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl just after midnight today at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica, CA. The girl's name is unknown, but she came in at 5 lb., 4 oz.
The paternity of the baby is still not known. Melanie says that Eddie Murphy is the baby daddy, but he denies it. It's his Birthday today too. Hmm....
Eddie said he would take a paternity test and if the kid is his, he will face his responsibilities.
I wonder what she's going to name this one. Her other kid is named Phoenix Chi. I mean that sounds like a Starbucks beverage.
Saturday, March 17th 2007
Scary Enjoys the Champs at Her Baby Shower!!
Scary Spice had my kind of baby shower this past week. Screw that "guess the melted candy bar in the diaper" crap! Scary had strippers in Beverly Hills. She's due to have the baby any day now. She claims it's Eddie Murphy's and he claims it isn't.
Scary also enjoyed a glass of champs even though she's due any minute. I guess that's ok, right? I'm no doctor.
Ewww, that stripper is nasty. He needs a breast lift.
Wednesday, March 14th 2007
Cyclops Spice
Scary Spice is 8-months pregnant and looking it. She was caught strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Beverly Hills?! Bitch looks like she just got up and is walking from her campsite to the public bathroom. Not a good look.
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