Melanie B

 

Scary Spice is a married woman according to The Insider. Scary married Stephen Belafonte on June 6th in Nevada. The two became public in May! They probably weren't dating long before then.

 

Scary has been married once before and has two daughters. The couple started dating when Scary was knocked up with Eddie Murphy's baby.

 

Scary's rep said, "Regarding the marriage, Mel and Stephen have know each other for many years and were great friends first. Now they are deeply in love. The two are very happy together."

 

I hope Scary made his ass sign a pre-nup! She doesn't want to lose her Eddie Murphy money to that!

 

I'm a little disappointed with Scary. I would've thought she'd throw herself a splashy wedding filled with celebrities in order to nab a multi-million dollar photo deal with OK! She should've at least done that, because we all know this shit ain't gonna last!

 

 

 

Scary Spice was papped yesterday in Miami drinking up a $200 bottle of champs by the pool. Homegirl was probably celebrating the fact that Eddie Murphy finally fessed up to being Murphy Brown's daddy.

 

Get that money! You know Scary was never my favorite Spice Girl, but she's crawled her way up and now this woman is my absolute favorite. I love a woman that isn't afraid to rape a man's checking account!

 

I just hope she sent that champs bill to Tracey Edmonds!

 

 

 

 

 

 

DNA tests already revealed that Eddie Murphy was the father of Murphy Brown, his daughter with Scary Spice. He's finally admitting it. He also claims he's paid Scary child support.

 

He issued this statement through his spokeswhore:

 

 

Scary told Essence that the pregnancy was planned.

 

Eddie has already moved on and is engaged to Tracey Edmonds. 

 

Screw him Scary! GET THAT CASH and spend spend spend!!! Drain his ass. Take that rock off of Tracey's finger, pawn it and by Murphy Brown a diamond-encrusted rattle!

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Eddie Murphy's two exes, Nicole Murphy and Scary Spice, met up for lunch at a quiet little out-of-the-way bistro yesterday called THE IVY! Those girls are so private. 

 

A source said, "They seemed really friendly toward one another. They had a pretty private meal in the back corner, away from all of us." 

 

Eddie's two kids also joined their mommies for lunch.

 

Attention whores to the max. Scary needs the press for her paternity suit against Eddie and Nicole needs the publicity...for I don't know what. Nicole needed the lunch though. Homegirl is looking gaunt!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice and her lawyer, Gloria Allred, held a press conference this afternoon to discuss their paternity suit against Eddie Murphy. Scary basically wants child support and for her kid to have a daddy. Blah blah blah

 

Gloria said she wants to legally establish that Eddie is the father of Murphy Brown. She said, "We've had communication with his attorney, and now we're moving forward."

"Murphy was promising to do the right thing, but to date he has not done the right thing. Mr. Murphy can have all the babies he chooses to have, but his responsibility needs to be to his own children. [Brown] is seeking sole physical and legal custody." 

 

DNA tests back in June revealed that Eddie was Murphy Brown's bio-father, but legal paternity has not been acknowledged.

 

That's all fine and everything, but Gloria is rich...right? Like really rich? So why can't she fix that nose! It's totally pointing one direction. I'm sorry, but if I was a judge I just couldn't take a woman with a nose that crooked seriously. Call me vain and then call me sexy, but you can call me vain first. 

 

Source

 

 

 

 

 

This is the first promo shot of the EVENT OF THE CENTURY or something. It's the Spice Girls together again and of course Posh is back on top. She probably kicked a lot of them to get there. Everyone looks alright I guess, but when did Geri get major wonk in the eye? They could've used a little more of the photoshop on these ladies. 

 

They have also added more dates. In addition to the other dates they will also play Vancouver, San Jose, Shanghai. The tour starts December 2nd in Canada.

 

Um...just a thought? Shouldn't they change their name to the Spice Grannies? They aren't really "girls" anymore.

 

Source

 

 

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown "hinted" that certain things troubled her about Eddie Murphy which led to the desmise of their relationship. She told Essence Magazine, "There were certain things that went on in his house with his lifestyle that I wasn't prepared to be a part of. I have a baby with this guy, so I have to be somewhat respectful. I'll simply say that there were lifestyle changes that he would have to make if we were going to live together. … I don't have people knocking on my door at 3 and 4 in the morning."

TRANNY ORGIES!

 

Mel went on to say that her relationship with Eddie was headed for marriage and that he knew about the pregnancy, because it was completely planned. She found out that Eddie was dumping her when the rest of the world found out. 

 

Mel said that she wants Eddie to take responsibility and she's not talking about money. She wants him to be a father. Good luck with that Scary.

 

Above is Scary and her new hot piece. Let's hope this ones not into chicks with dicks.

 

Source: NYDN

 

 

This is hilarious! When the Spice Girls broke up in 2001, so did the fake Spice Girls. Now that the original group are reuniting this Christmas, the fake group will do the same and they can't wait!

 

AHAHAH! Look at Posh! I will say for being the low-rent Spice Girls they really matched those outfits up pretty much perfectly. I mean you can tell they bought that shit at Daffy's or something like that, but still!

 

That's like a before & after Photoshop job of the Spice Girls.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

In what has become the worst-guarded secret in music has become a reality. The Spice Girls announced today that they will reunite after 7 years. They will embark on a 25-city World tour as soon as this Christmas.

 

Sources say that the girls have already headed to the studio to record their "vocals" for the tour. I mean, these are the effin Spice Girls do you expect them to sing live?

 

The source said, "When the girls sing out of tune on stage, the mistakes in their voices are instantaneously corrected - in less than a tenth of a second - by computer to perfect the pitch and tone." 

"And it is this remastered "virtual voice" which belts out across the arena. The girls' vocals are altered so quickly that it will appear the resulting perfect voices are live and their own."

Can we also use that technology on Britney Spears when she makes her big comeback?

The Spice Girls will each take home around $20 million, so it's not a mystery as to why they reunited. Old sluts! When I saw their asses they even lip-synced their fucking dialogue. So hot.

That being said, what the hell is Geri wearing? Is she trying out for Pollyana the Musical?