Melanie B

Wednesday, August 1st 2007

Murphy Brown Needs Dough

 
Scary Spice and her lawyer, Gloria Allred, held a press conference this afternoon to discuss their paternity suit against Eddie Murphy. Scary basically wants child support and for her kid to have a daddy. Blah blah blah
 
Gloria said she wants to legally establish that Eddie is the father of Murphy Brown. She said, "We've had communication with his attorney, and now we're moving forward."
 
"Murphy was promising to do the right thing, but to date he has not done the right thing. Mr. Murphy can have all the babies he chooses to have, but his responsibility needs to be to his own children. [Brown] is seeking sole physical and legal custody." 
 
DNA tests back in June revealed that Eddie was Murphy Brown's bio-father, but legal paternity has not been acknowledged.
 
That's all fine and everything, but Gloria is rich...right? Like really rich? So why can't she fix that nose! It's totally pointing one direction. I'm sorry, but if I was a judge I just couldn't take a woman with a nose that crooked seriously. Call me vain and then call me sexy, but you can call me vain first. 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, July 27th 2007

They Could've Used A Little More Airbrushing

 
This is the first promo shot of the EVENT OF THE CENTURY or something. It's the Spice Girls together again and of course Posh is back on top. She probably kicked a lot of them to get there. Everyone looks alright I guess, but when did Geri get major wonk in the eye? They could've used a little more of the photoshop on these ladies. 
 
They have also added more dates. In addition to the other dates they will also play Vancouver, San Jose, Shanghai. The tour starts December 2nd in Canada.
 
Um...just a thought? Shouldn't they change their name to the Spice Grannies? They aren't really "girls" anymore.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 25th 2007

I Wonder What She's Talking About?

 
Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown "hinted" that certain things troubled her about Eddie Murphy which led to the desmise of their relationship. She told Essence Magazine, "There were certain things that went on in his house with his lifestyle that I wasn't prepared to be a part of. I have a baby with this guy, so I have to be somewhat respectful. I'll simply say that there were lifestyle changes that he would have to make if we were going to live together. … I don't have people knocking on my door at 3 and 4 in the morning."
 
TRANNY ORGIES!
 
Mel went on to say that her relationship with Eddie was headed for marriage and that he knew about the pregnancy, because it was completely planned. She found out that Eddie was dumping her when the rest of the world found out. 
 
Mel said that she wants Eddie to take responsibility and she's not talking about money. She wants him to be a father. Good luck with that Scary.
 
Above is Scary and her new hot piece. Let's hope this ones not into chicks with dicks.
 
Source: NYDN
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 18th 2007

Guess The Fake?!

 
This is hilarious! When the Spice Girls broke up in 2001, so did the fake Spice Girls. Now that the original group are reuniting this Christmas, the fake group will do the same and they can't wait!
 
AHAHAH! Look at Posh! I will say for being the low-rent Spice Girls they really matched those outfits up pretty much perfectly. I mean you can tell they bought that shit at Daffy's or something like that, but still!
 
That's like a before & after Photoshop job of the Spice Girls.
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, June 28th 2007

Money Hungry Sluts

 
In what has become the worst-guarded secret in music has become a reality. The Spice Girls announced today that they will reunite after 7 years. They will embark on a 25-city World tour as soon as this Christmas.
 
Sources say that the girls have already headed to the studio to record their "vocals" for the tour. I mean, these are the effin Spice Girls do you expect them to sing live?
 
The source said, "When the girls sing out of tune on stage, the mistakes in their voices are instantaneously corrected - in less than a tenth of a second - by computer to perfect the pitch and tone." 

"And it is this remastered "virtual voice" which belts out across the arena. The girls' vocals are altered so quickly that it will appear the resulting perfect voices are live and their own."

Can we also use that technology on Britney Spears when she makes her big comeback?

The Spice Girls will each take home around $20 million, so it's not a mystery as to why they reunited. Old sluts! When I saw their asses they even lip-synced their fucking dialogue. So hot.

That being said, what the hell is Geri wearing? Is she trying out for Pollyana the Musical?

 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 27th 2007

Traveling To London


Here's Melanie B and children arriving in London with her new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte. He is son of musician Harry Belafonte.

Angel Iris is on her way to go fight fires. Not her best look, but is still a doll. 

Splash


Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 22nd 2007

Eddie's The Daddy

 
People Magazine is reporting that the DNA results for Murphy Brown came back and Eddie Murphy is indeed the father. Sources close to Melanie Brown say that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is definitely Eddie's.
 
They said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along." 
 
Eddie hasn't seen Murphy Brown yet and wouldn't comment on the latest results.
 
It's going to get ugly!
 
Above is Eddie shooting a movie near KFC yesterday. Pamela Anderson isn't going to love that either. 
 
Image: Splash
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 11th 2007

Why Didn't They Just Go On Maury?

Today Eddie Murphy has been ordered to submit a DNA test to see if he's the baby daddy of Angel Iris, daughter of spice girl Melanie B. Here they are at the facility to get tested.

According to The Sun a source claims, “At least this way they will know officially whether Eddie is the daddy or not and move on from there. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”

Why did it take so long? Of course it's about the money! It'll be funny if Maury comes out and says Eddie is not the father and it ends up being Kevin Federline's kid. Then Eddie will be free to hump more trannies and make five more Shrek movies in peace.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 9th 2007

Try Not To Look So Excited

 
Looks like that little Spice Girls reunion is going to go down this Christmas. It was reported a few weeks ago that Posh, Baby, Scary, Sporty and Ginger Spice were recording a new single to be released in December. Sources tell People Magazine that the plan is to release a greatest hits album along with a few new tracks. They will then take their act on a Worldwide tour.
 
A source said, "It should be happening in December," a source tells PEOPLE. "Geri [Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice] and Emma ["Baby Spice" Bunton] have been in the studio writing new material and they want to do a worldwide tour." 
 
Have you seen these sluts live? I saw them back in the 90s and I think that's the reason for my severe mental problems. With the little girls screaming in my ear and their track blasted extra loud....it was too much. I mean they scripted in their banter to the audience. That being said, I'd probably be front row-center if this went down.
 
Here's Posh as Carmen SandiANO arriving back in Los Angeles yesterday. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, May 20th 2007

The Spice Girls Are Coming Back Together

 
The News of the World has reported that The Spice Girls are currently recording a track to be released this Christmas. Baby Spice and Ginger Spice were caught leaving a producer's home in Brighton after they recorded their parts. Sporty Spice apparently has already done her part. Posh and Scary are expected to travel from Los Angeles to London next week to record their parts.
This will be their first song in 7 years.
 
Wait, Posh will fly to England to record her part? What part!? She doesn't sing! She just stands around poses.
 
GIRL POWER! I actually hope this is true.
 
Posted by: Michael K


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