Melanie B

 

Awwww! Bless her heart. Somebody needs to tell Posh that you really don't need a microphone when you're lip-synching. I guess it helps her get "into character." Whatever helps you Vicky! Let the baby hold her bottle!

 

And you look fabulous! Your titties have never looked wonkier!

 

The Spice Memaws performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in Los Angeles last night. It doesn't air on TV until December. They performed "Stop" and that Headlines song.

 

One audience member told the Daily Mail , "They obviously put a lot of work into their dance routines, but it was disappointing they didn't sing live."

 

Um....it would be disappointing if they sang live. Actually, it would probably be dangerous. If they sang live a few people would most likely lose their hearing and that wouldn't be very "girl-powery" now would it? Girl power does not involve causing people to go deaf!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spice Girls' new single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends" is being called a flop in the UK. The single debuted at #20 and it doesn't look like it will break the Top 10. At least they have their tour. The Spice Girls are selling out shows. Their tour starts in December.

 

Sporty Spice, the smarter Spice Girl, said she will quit the tour in a heartbeat if any of them start acting like bitchy. She said, "If it goes into a diva drama, I'm out of the circus."

 

Sporty was said to be the most reluctant about reuniting.  

 

Here are some new shots for their single. Um.....isn't this song about friendship? Not elderly call girls? Geri! Put on some damn clothes! The other women look good, but you look like you've forgotten your tunic!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOORAYS! They have internets in the jury room or whatever the hell it's called (see below). Anyways, so here we go:

 

The Spice Girls completely sold out the first performance in London on their reunion tour in 38 seconds flat. Over 1 million UK fans started registering weeks ago to be the first to know when tickets would go on sale. Well, they were notified and they came to buy. The tickets cost a minimum of $100.

 

Shortly after tickets were all bought up, listings on eBay appeared. Some hos are asking over $1500 for tickets. Morons! Just rent Spice World, it's probably the same thing.

 

Organizers have announced 2 more UK dates with a possible fourth due to the demand.

 

In other Spice Girls news, Bono is planning to record a new song with the women for their new greatest hits album.

 

A source said, "Bono's involvement has lifted the whole camp and he's delighted to have been asked and add his experience. Expect the unexpected."

 

I seriously want to see this lip-synch fiesta when it comes to my town, but there's no way I'm going to shell out anything over $100! I can put a wig on my dog and play "Spice Up Your Life" on a Boombox and probably get the same effect with more glamour and less bite!  

 

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Scary Spice's former housekeeper is blabbing to Star Magazine about how she was forced to take care of Scary's two kids while she was off getting married in Las Vegas.

 

Tonia Lamere claims Scary left her 2-month old daughter with her and didn't even care! Tonia said, "One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days! The child was sick, there was no nanny, and when Mel called, she never even asked about the baby."

Tonia said she was forced to buy Murphy Brown and her 8-year-old sister food from her own pocket.

 

Scary's spokeswhore denies the allegations. "Melanie is a hands-on mother completely dedicated to the upbringing of her children and the well-being of her entire family," she told us yesterday. "Any fictitious accusations to the contrary stem from greedy people looking to make a buck."

 

Damn! Good help is hard to find these days. Good and quiet help! Can't a woman dump her babies off on the hired help without getting any lip?! Getting married to a man who is most likely going to cheat on you and rip you off is much more important than taking care of your own kids. 

 

Source: NYDN/Gatecrasher

 

 

 

Christa Parker, 35, is a mother of two and claims she met Scary Spice at the school where both their children attend. Christa says soon after meeting they started a lesbionic relationship. Christa then introduced Scary to Elizabeth Rodriguez, 26 and a sex toy saleswoman, and the three women began having threesomes.

 

Christa started getting scary with Scary in 2005. "I had only had sex with a woman once before...but Mel was obviously very experienced with women. She is a great kisser." Christa said the three stopped grinding vaginas three-ways when Scary started dating Eddie Murphy.

 

Christa said she's worried about Scary now, because she's married Stephen Belafonte, a man that's been charged in the past with beating women.

 

She said, "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."

 

Yeah Christa, really worried about her. That's why you're telling your story to a damn newspaper.

 

Oh and a sex toy saleswoman? That sounds like the greatest job in the world. Honestly. No wonder Scary wanted some of that. 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice's new husband, Stephen Belafonte, was charged with beating a woman in 2003. Stephen took part in a Domestic Violence program to skip jail time. Scary doesn't know why he's seen as a wife beater.

 

She told Hello! Magazine, "They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not.

"If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman. He hasn't been the best of people. I know everything that he's done. He went through group therapy and counselling, but he's fully aware of what he's done."

Spoken like a true delusional wife! People see him as a woman beater, because he's been charged with it! It's the facts! Stephen is also looking creepier and creepier the more I see him. Scary is just as creepy though. She's like Larry Birkhead! She puts her kid in any and every magazine she can! 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Scary Spice's new shady husband, Stephen Belafonte, is wanted by police for killing a poor, innocent duck! Stephen is wanted in New Jersey after he murdered a duck with a brick outside his home in Point Pleasant. Before he could pay the $600 fine, he left for Los Angeles.

 

A police rep told The Sun , "A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offense. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”

 

The Sun also claims Stephen changed his last name from Stansbury to Belafonte to hide his creepy past.

 

It is ON! Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Disco, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Howard, Darkwing , Baby Huey and all the other famous ducks in the world need to hold some kind of press conference ala  Al Sharpton and nail that sleaze ball.

 

Question, why are there so many cartoon ducks?! There's like hundreds!

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice's current husband, Stephen Belafonte, has a not-so-sunny past with women. Stephen was previously arrested for beating the mother of his child and then girlfriend, Nicole Contreras, during a night of boozing at their home in Beverly Hills. Nicole also claims he spit into her cell phone. Huh? Um...ok....he was probably just cleaning it for her.

 

He was charged with battery and for vandalazing her cell phone. He received probation and was ordered to a one year domestic violence workshop. It took him two years to complete the one year course

 

Nicole also claims that three years before attacking her, Stephen was arrested for throwing a missile at a car on the highway. WHAT?! A missile?! Does that bitch think he's Rambo?!

 

He was sentenced to community service for that charge.

Scary claims that she knows all about his criminal past.

 

I still can't get over the missile crap. Bitch has been playing waaay too much Halo on Xbox.

 

 

Source: The Mirror

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice went on Larry King last night to discuss the whole Eddie Murphy drama as well as her latest marriage. She told Larry that Eddie Murphy was supposed to be her second husband and they even tattooed each other's name on themselves. MORONS!

 

She said, "Our relationship may have been brief but it was intense and we were very much in love and wanted to have a family together. That's that. I mean we're both tattooed. You don't tattoo somebody's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant, let's put it that way."

 

No, you tattoo somebody's name on your body when you're an idiot! I mean, how long did she know him? I could see if she knew him years, but they dated for a quick minute!

 

Scary went on to say that she's appalled with Eddie's behavior. You and me both.

 

"After all this, and still nothing? It's unacceptable. The person I know now... I'm kind of appalled.

"I was waiting and hoping that he would do what he said he was going to do which was take care of the situation and be responsible. I believed that."

Scary would not answer any questions about money. Her lawyer, Gloria Allred, said it would all be handled in court. There's rumors that Scary wants $9 Million from Eddie.

She also confirmed that she's married to movie producer, Stephen Belafonte (no relation to Harry) and that they will have a bigger wedding soon for their friends and family.

I wonder how she turned her tattoo from "Eddie" to "Stephen." That's a challenge.

How the hell old is Gloria Allred? She never ages! She's like 64 forever!!! It probably has something to do with that devil pact. 

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