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Scary Spice's former housekeeper is blabbing to Star Magazine about how she was forced to take care of Scary's two kids while she was off getting married in Las Vegas.

 

Tonia Lamere claims Scary left her 2-month old daughter with her and didn't even care! Tonia said, "One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days! The child was sick, there was no nanny, and when Mel called, she never even asked about the baby."

Tonia said she was forced to buy Murphy Brown and her 8-year-old sister food from her own pocket.

 

Scary's spokeswhore denies the allegations. "Melanie is a hands-on mother completely dedicated to the upbringing of her children and the well-being of her entire family," she told us yesterday. "Any fictitious accusations to the contrary stem from greedy people looking to make a buck."

 

Damn! Good help is hard to find these days. Good and quiet help! Can't a woman dump her babies off on the hired help without getting any lip?! Getting married to a man who is most likely going to cheat on you and rip you off is much more important than taking care of your own kids. 

 

Source: NYDN/Gatecrasher

 

 

 

Christa Parker, 35, is a mother of two and claims she met Scary Spice at the school where both their children attend. Christa says soon after meeting they started a lesbionic relationship. Christa then introduced Scary to Elizabeth Rodriguez, 26 and a sex toy saleswoman, and the three women began having threesomes.

 

Christa started getting scary with Scary in 2005. "I had only had sex with a woman once before...but Mel was obviously very experienced with women. She is a great kisser." Christa said the three stopped grinding vaginas three-ways when Scary started dating Eddie Murphy.

 

Christa said she's worried about Scary now, because she's married Stephen Belafonte, a man that's been charged in the past with beating women.

 

She said, "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt."

 

Yeah Christa, really worried about her. That's why you're telling your story to a damn newspaper.

 

Oh and a sex toy saleswoman? That sounds like the greatest job in the world. Honestly. No wonder Scary wanted some of that. 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice's new husband, Stephen Belafonte, was charged with beating a woman in 2003. Stephen took part in a Domestic Violence program to skip jail time. Scary doesn't know why he's seen as a wife beater.

 

She told Hello! Magazine, "They're trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he's not.

"If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman. He hasn't been the best of people. I know everything that he's done. He went through group therapy and counselling, but he's fully aware of what he's done."

Spoken like a true delusional wife! People see him as a woman beater, because he's been charged with it! It's the facts! Stephen is also looking creepier and creepier the more I see him. Scary is just as creepy though. She's like Larry Birkhead! She puts her kid in any and every magazine she can! 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Scary Spice's new shady husband, Stephen Belafonte, is wanted by police for killing a poor, innocent duck! Stephen is wanted in New Jersey after he murdered a duck with a brick outside his home in Point Pleasant. Before he could pay the $600 fine, he left for Los Angeles.

 

A police rep told The Sun , "A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offense. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”

 

The Sun also claims Stephen changed his last name from Stansbury to Belafonte to hide his creepy past.

 

It is ON! Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Disco, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Howard, Darkwing , Baby Huey and all the other famous ducks in the world need to hold some kind of press conference ala  Al Sharpton and nail that sleaze ball.

 

Question, why are there so many cartoon ducks?! There's like hundreds!

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice's current husband, Stephen Belafonte, has a not-so-sunny past with women. Stephen was previously arrested for beating the mother of his child and then girlfriend, Nicole Contreras, during a night of boozing at their home in Beverly Hills. Nicole also claims he spit into her cell phone. Huh? Um...ok....he was probably just cleaning it for her.

 

He was charged with battery and for vandalazing her cell phone. He received probation and was ordered to a one year domestic violence workshop. It took him two years to complete the one year course

 

Nicole also claims that three years before attacking her, Stephen was arrested for throwing a missile at a car on the highway. WHAT?! A missile?! Does that bitch think he's Rambo?!

 

He was sentenced to community service for that charge.

Scary claims that she knows all about his criminal past.

 

I still can't get over the missile crap. Bitch has been playing waaay too much Halo on Xbox.

 

 

Source: The Mirror

 

 

 

 

Scary Spice went on Larry King last night to discuss the whole Eddie Murphy drama as well as her latest marriage. She told Larry that Eddie Murphy was supposed to be her second husband and they even tattooed each other's name on themselves. MORONS!

 

She said, "Our relationship may have been brief but it was intense and we were very much in love and wanted to have a family together. That's that. I mean we're both tattooed. You don't tattoo somebody's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant, let's put it that way."

 

No, you tattoo somebody's name on your body when you're an idiot! I mean, how long did she know him? I could see if she knew him years, but they dated for a quick minute!

 

Scary went on to say that she's appalled with Eddie's behavior. You and me both.

 

"After all this, and still nothing? It's unacceptable. The person I know now... I'm kind of appalled.

"I was waiting and hoping that he would do what he said he was going to do which was take care of the situation and be responsible. I believed that."

Scary would not answer any questions about money. Her lawyer, Gloria Allred, said it would all be handled in court. There's rumors that Scary wants $9 Million from Eddie.

She also confirmed that she's married to movie producer, Stephen Belafonte (no relation to Harry) and that they will have a bigger wedding soon for their friends and family.

I wonder how she turned her tattoo from "Eddie" to "Stephen." That's a challenge.

How the hell old is Gloria Allred? She never ages! She's like 64 forever!!! It probably has something to do with that devil pact. 

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Scary Spice is a married woman according to The Insider. Scary married Stephen Belafonte on June 6th in Nevada. The two became public in May! They probably weren't dating long before then.

 

Scary has been married once before and has two daughters. The couple started dating when Scary was knocked up with Eddie Murphy's baby.

 

Scary's rep said, "Regarding the marriage, Mel and Stephen have know each other for many years and were great friends first. Now they are deeply in love. The two are very happy together."

 

I hope Scary made his ass sign a pre-nup! She doesn't want to lose her Eddie Murphy money to that!

 

I'm a little disappointed with Scary. I would've thought she'd throw herself a splashy wedding filled with celebrities in order to nab a multi-million dollar photo deal with OK! She should've at least done that, because we all know this shit ain't gonna last!

 

 

 

Scary Spice was papped yesterday in Miami drinking up a $200 bottle of champs by the pool. Homegirl was probably celebrating the fact that Eddie Murphy finally fessed up to being Murphy Brown's daddy.

 

Get that money! You know Scary was never my favorite Spice Girl, but she's crawled her way up and now this woman is my absolute favorite. I love a woman that isn't afraid to rape a man's checking account!

 

I just hope she sent that champs bill to Tracey Edmonds!

 

 

 

 

 

 

DNA tests already revealed that Eddie Murphy was the father of Murphy Brown, his daughter with Scary Spice. He's finally admitting it. He also claims he's paid Scary child support.

 

He issued this statement through his spokeswhore:

 

 

Scary told Essence that the pregnancy was planned.

 

Eddie has already moved on and is engaged to Tracey Edmonds. 

 

Screw him Scary! GET THAT CASH and spend spend spend!!! Drain his ass. Take that rock off of Tracey's finger, pawn it and by Murphy Brown a diamond-encrusted rattle!

 

Source: People

 

 

 

Eddie Murphy's two exes, Nicole Murphy and Scary Spice, met up for lunch at a quiet little out-of-the-way bistro yesterday called THE IVY! Those girls are so private. 

 

A source said, "They seemed really friendly toward one another. They had a pretty private meal in the back corner, away from all of us." 

 

Eddie's two kids also joined their mommies for lunch.

 

Attention whores to the max. Scary needs the press for her paternity suit against Eddie and Nicole needs the publicity...for I don't know what. Nicole needed the lunch though. Homegirl is looking gaunt!