Melanie B

 

Posh Beckham is getting all the attention on the Spice Girls tour and the other chickens don't like it one bit. At the opening of their London show, Posh got the most applause so says the Daily Mail. Posh's mic was turned down low that when she tried to speak nobody could hear her. That's probably a good thing. Her heels are also higher than the others, so she towers over them. It's the little things, I guess.

 

A source said, “All of these silly petty things just got on the nerves of the other girls. And to top it off when Victoria kept getting the loudest applause and cheers, it really grated on the others.

"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."

Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it. 

Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in...oh well you know what I mean! 

 

 

 

Pitt cleavage! Maybe Posh's new implants are falling out the sides, trying to make their escape. They aren't as devoted as the old ones.

 

Posh and the other Spice Memaws began their London concerts last night. 1 down, 16 more to go! Baby's sprained ankle seems to have healed. Christmas miracle!

 

The reviews were mixed. Some said Posh was the star of the show and others said their singing sucked. What the hell do you expect? It's the Spice Memaws not Placido Domingo.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baby Spice is on crutches after Posh pushed her down the stairs. Naw, Baby said she had a "tumble on the stage" and sprained her ankle. Actually, Posh is too busy thinking about herself. It was Ginger Spice!

 

The Spice Girls debuted their new "Spice One" Virgin Airlines jet last night. Baby said she will make a full recovery before their next show in London.

 

Hmmm...publicitiy stunt!  

 

 

 

Wenn , Splash

 

 

 

 

I hope that's a white wine spritzer she's drinking, because one sip of 100% wine would probably send that bitch to the ER. Posh brought her twig ass out to support her fellow Spice Girl, Lesbo Spice. Melanie C performed a solo gig in Los Angeles last night. She probably needed to sing some "real music" after performing with those pop twats. Scary also came out with her much scarier husband. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's like 1996 again! Only with more expensive costumes and probably more plastic surgery. The Spice Girls made their return last night in Vancouver performing for over 15,000 people. Avril Lavigne and David Beckham were among the 15,000 in the audience. The 2-hour show contained 22 songs. They performed everything from "Wannabe" to their own solo shit.

 

A rep for the group denied they lip-synched, saying, "There is a click track for the band to keep them in time, which is standard, but all of the girls' vocals were live."

 

Didn't lip-synch?! I need to get a refund on my tickets. I don't think my ear drums can take those bats singing live and by "bats" I mean Posh.

 

The tour will hit several cities such as Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Shanghai, Madrid, Cape Town and Newark, NJ.

 

Since this reunion is on its way, can we please put a reunion together for The Mickey Mouse Club's pop group "The Party?" Please!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spice Memaws attended part-one of the "Dancing with the Stars" finale to support Scary Spice. Oh and by "support" I mean they were forced to go for some publicity. Posh looked like she would rather be getting a coffee enema than watch that crap. She's too good.

 

And who do I talk to about getting 45-minutes of my life back? That finale was GOD AWFUL. I mean the show sucks, but last night was worse. It's like watching two raccoons fighting over a half-eaten can of baked beans. Marie Osmond as a little girl doll? I had nightmares about that.

 

Click here to watch all the shitty performance in case you missed any. Actually, instead of watching the videos tease the neighborhood crackhead cat with a feather. It'll be much more entertaining.  

 

Scary is sooo going to win.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awwww! Bless her heart. Somebody needs to tell Posh that you really don't need a microphone when you're lip-synching. I guess it helps her get "into character." Whatever helps you Vicky! Let the baby hold her bottle!

 

And you look fabulous! Your titties have never looked wonkier!

 

The Spice Memaws performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in Los Angeles last night. It doesn't air on TV until December. They performed "Stop" and that Headlines song.

 

One audience member told the Daily Mail , "They obviously put a lot of work into their dance routines, but it was disappointing they didn't sing live."

 

Um....it would be disappointing if they sang live. Actually, it would probably be dangerous. If they sang live a few people would most likely lose their hearing and that wouldn't be very "girl-powery" now would it? Girl power does not involve causing people to go deaf!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spice Girls' new single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends" is being called a flop in the UK. The single debuted at #20 and it doesn't look like it will break the Top 10. At least they have their tour. The Spice Girls are selling out shows. Their tour starts in December.

 

Sporty Spice, the smarter Spice Girl, said she will quit the tour in a heartbeat if any of them start acting like bitchy. She said, "If it goes into a diva drama, I'm out of the circus."

 

Sporty was said to be the most reluctant about reuniting.  

 

Here are some new shots for their single. Um.....isn't this song about friendship? Not elderly call girls? Geri! Put on some damn clothes! The other women look good, but you look like you've forgotten your tunic!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOORAYS! They have internets in the jury room or whatever the hell it's called (see below). Anyways, so here we go:

 

The Spice Girls completely sold out the first performance in London on their reunion tour in 38 seconds flat. Over 1 million UK fans started registering weeks ago to be the first to know when tickets would go on sale. Well, they were notified and they came to buy. The tickets cost a minimum of $100.

 

Shortly after tickets were all bought up, listings on eBay appeared. Some hos are asking over $1500 for tickets. Morons! Just rent Spice World, it's probably the same thing.

 

Organizers have announced 2 more UK dates with a possible fourth due to the demand.

 

In other Spice Girls news, Bono is planning to record a new song with the women for their new greatest hits album.

 

A source said, "Bono's involvement has lifted the whole camp and he's delighted to have been asked and add his experience. Expect the unexpected."

 

I seriously want to see this lip-synch fiesta when it comes to my town, but there's no way I'm going to shell out anything over $100! I can put a wig on my dog and play "Spice Up Your Life" on a Boombox and probably get the same effect with more glamour and less bite!  

 

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