A friend of Eddie Murphy told the News of the World that Scary Spice and Eddie only fucked three times! The source claims that's why Eddie was so surprised when she announced she was having his baby. Apparently, Eddie was not in love with Scary, but she was infatuated with him. Oh please! She just wanted that money.
The source claims that now Scary is asking for a lot of shit. The source said that Scary has proposed a settlement to Eddie. "Mel said all the problems would go away if Eddie agreed to her demands for a $9MILLION (that's £4.5million) house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 YEARS."
I'm surprised to hear they had sex at all, let alone three times. I pictured Eddie jacking on Scary's butt while watching tranny porn. Scary probably immediately threw Eddie off of her and cleaned his sperm off her ass and froze that shit! Bitch isn't dumb. She probably called the Spice Girls to come over and help inseminate herself with a turkey baster.
Those Spice Girls don't have any kind of musical talents, but they sure know how to trap a man and take his cash. Ask Posh!
The Spice Girls attended Roberto Cavalli's show in Milan yesterday and Posh was looking so subdued. Bitch must have let that little "worst-dressed" title get to her. Either that or she's recovering from some surgery. She seriously looks like a Palm Beach socialite on recovery. Facelift! Scary Spice looks just that....Scary! At first I thought Venus Williams got herself a new weave.
The Spice Girls performed on the finale of the U.K.'s "Strictly Come Dancing" and I must say it didn't tear out my ear drums completely. They sang "2 Become 1" and they sang it live. Surprisingly enough, Posh's singing didn't have me running for the ear bleach. Bitch can't sing by no means and she should really just stand there and look pretty. She sort of sounds she's singing through the ass of a cow.
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"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."
Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it.
Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in...oh well you know what I mean!