Kiki Dunst

Kiki Dunst was seen "canoodling" with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell yesterday while watching some other band at the SXSW music festival in Austin, TX. They met last Friday in L.A. when Razorlight played.

A source said, “They were snogging at the side of the stage. He was wearing an oversized leather jacket and playing air guitar and air drums. She was fluttering her eyelashes at him like a smitten teenager.”

Sources say they are a couple even though Johnny has a long-term girlfriend back home.

Grease twins! Both don't bathe, so they make a good couple. I bet their snaggle teeth get stuck together when they kiss.

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Kiki Dunst better not get to comfortable, because that's the last award this ho will receive! ShoWest named her Female Star of the Year last night in Las Vegas after she blew the entire voting panel. No, she won it for her role in Spider-Man 3. Yeah, a real juicy role.

In ever noticed this, but she totally has busted gay face.

Kiki Dunst is a terrible actress. Let's just be real. BITCH CAN'T ACT! I mean in "Marie Antoinette" the pastries gave a much more entertaining performance than her. She's speaking out about that, saying she's sick of it!

She said, "After Marie Antoinette, I was feeling that I had to prove myself. Like, I didn't do it. I didn't prove myself enough. "Then I thought, 'Whatever.' I'm in a really happy place, and I want to do a fun movie. Why do I want to be super-serious chick all the time?"

She calls that proving herself?! She needs to prove herself right out of Hollywood already!

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Kiki Dunst is still showing her grossness in Hawaii for all the world to see. She's dressed like she's in the damn East Village. Um...can sharks crawl out of the water and walk? If so, someone throw a trout at her ass.

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EWWW! That snot-nosed piece of trash! I just want to take that ciggie and those white sunglasses and MacGyver it into a stun gun and zap her with it. Kiki Dunst needs to be stopped. Let's be real, she's not reading that book. She probably has pictures of herself in there and looks at it all day saying "Oh Kiki, you so pretty." Guess what bitch! You aren't!

Do they even make sunblock that strong?

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Did you notice how Tobey Maguire shot Kiki Dunst a look of annoyance at the Oscars? If looks could kill, there would be a puddle of melted marshmallow all over that stage. Source Thanks Scott

Kiki Dunst came out of a NYC restaurant on Saturday looking drunk and looking 50. Talbots anyone?

Ever since Kiki Dunst broke-up with Jake Gyllenhaal she's been doing the rounds. She's apparently been sniffing out every brown-moppy-headed dude she could find. She was recently linked with Adam Brody. Adam recently split up with his "The O.C." co-star Rachel Bilson. She was also seen "canoodling" with Drew Barrymore's ex and Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. Not to stop herself there, she was also seen with Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

Her latest moppy head is Saturday Night Live cast member, Andy Samberg. The two were also linked last March. They were recently spotted at 205 in NYC for the DKNY jeans party for "East of Havana." Sources say they were together most of the night, dancing and laughing. They also kept to themselves in the VIP area.

She's a narcissist. She likes to be the only blonde in the house. Too bad it's dishwater blonde, literally, cause I think she washes that trash in dishwater by the looks of it. What moppy-brown-head is she going to pop next? Alanis Morissette is single!

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Kiki Dunst is holding some kind of kit to check her poop. The CDSA is a tool used to help hos figure out what's wrong with your ass, literally. She's probably been stuffed up for at least five years. That's why she always has a frown on her mug. Look at all those pills in the bag. Damn, she's gonna go home and party. A poop party!

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Why oh why do I despise Kiki Dunst so much? I hope that's a paper bag in her shopping sachel, so she can cover up that mushy mug. Here she is shopping in Hollywood the other day.