I don't know how old this is, but it's Robbie Williams giving himself a mangina during some interview. That's basically it. I have no idea what kind of coke words are coming out of his mouth, because I was too busy focusing on his mangina to see if the clit was going to slip out. Sadly it never did. The video is after the jump and it's slight NSFW. Slightly. Let's jump!
"The fact these are selling so fast proves size matters to a modern man. The Wonderjocks were originally done as a bit of a joke after someone said to us,'Could you do something that makes me look a bit larger?'"
I thought Ewan already had a large one. He wants it to look even larger? That works for me. I'm also pretty sure Ewan paid for those panties by letting AussieBum drop his name. AB should also send some to Cisco Adler. Bitch needs all the help in the world lifting those nuts from his knees.
A Dlisted reader witnessed Josh Harnett getting a blowjob from some chick in the bathroom of a NYC bar lastnight. Hahaha...I live for this crap. You know it's small though. Here's what my reader witnessed:
I was out last night with my friend in New York City. We went to the Lower East Side for drinks and to hangout. We started at this bar called Max Fish. Two of my girlfriends noticed that Josh Hartnet had arrived and proceeded to talk to him for a bit. He invited them to come meet him and some other friends at a small bar called Mamma's. When we arrived the star struck girls could see Josh over in the corner - but he was surrounded by another group of girls. My friend had to go to the bathroom and there was a small line. The guy in front of her mentioned that there were 2 girls in the bathroom and just then Hartnet walked right in. He was pissed (not knowing it was Josh, but he was mad because he obviously knew this would take a while). After a considerable amount of time - the pissed off guy walked up to the door and yanked it open - only to expose to the bar Josh Hartnet recieving a big sloppy blowjob from one of the two girls who was down on her knees. It was difficult to see what the other girl was doing because he shut the door so quickly. For Confirmation - he was wearing a white t-shirt that said KLAUS on the front and a black knit hat and had an ugly pair of glasses hanging from his shirt.
KLAUS? As in Von Bulow? Anyway, see stars are just like us! They receive bjs from strange girls in bathrooms in bars. Unfortunately, who knows if Josh is hung like a horse or bumble bee. I'm guessing he has huge nuts and a small trunk. The other chick was probably taking a dump. The sight of Harnett getting a sloppy cock-whistle is enough to make anyone get diarrhea.
Maybe he's a grower! Jake Gyllenhaal showed off his little (literally) friend while biking through California. He really should stuff when wearing spandex.
Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy's in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing...blah...blah..blah
They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel's brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.
Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that's what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.