CoCo

FINALLY SOME COCO!!!!!

I've been going through withdrawals. The funny thing is CoCo turned up at a book party. Everyone knows that ho can't read and do you blame her?

When you look like that there's no reason to learn petty things like that. She seriously is the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life! Here's CoCo and her pimp at Russell Simmons' "Do You" book party the other night. I'm guessing she took the title literally and did Russell at the party.

CoCo for President!

A Vagina-Day wouldn't be complete with out a little CoCo. Unfortunately, that fug pattern is covering up her smilin' snatch. Here's CoCo and her main pimp at a Bombay Saphire event in NYC last night.

Eff Super Bowl! Baby Phat was the place to be last night. Damn, the freaks were out! Not only did Lil' Kim and Britney Spears bring on the cheese, but CoCo brought on the ass! Didn't anyone tell her you shouldn't wear camel toe after Labor Day?

It's going to be a slooow news day, AINNIT? Anyways, Carmen Electra hosted the premiere of Absolut Pears Vodka in NYC last night. I only care, because the hotness that is CoCo was there. Unfortunately, he kept her clothes on and didn't work the camel toe.

CoCo and husband, Ice-T, showed off their style and elegance at a party held in CoCo's honor for Smooth Magazine. CoCo and her watermelon ass grace the cover and they celebrated with a party in NYC last night. She once again proved why she's the world's most refined woman. I think she should start her own clothing line. Women need and want brushed spandex, rhinestone boots and leather corsets.

CoCo not only is the camel toe queen, but she's udder perfection and by "udder" I mean her tits remind me of cow knockers.