CoCo

The Sun's Heyman Hustle asked America's favorite couple, Ice-T and CoCo, what their secret to a happy marriage is?

CoCo answered, “It’s the Stroke baby. We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.” Watcha talkin' 'bout CoCo?!

Ice-T added, “Sex is 90 per cent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special. And that’s what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain't gonna be the Stroke!"

Stop with this fucking stroke shit! Please! It's got me thinking illegal thoughts of Gary Coleman and Edna Garrett. I mean what the hell are they talking about? Wait, I know.... CoCo is into the way he strokes those dollar bills as he hands them to her for a night well done. That's the secret to a happy marriage! It makes sense now.

Visit The Sun to see video of CoCo talking about the "stroke."

I don't if that says fatt, fatty or something else? Whatever it is, the extra "t" is for her extra ass, because CoCo looks like she has two.

Coco's fatty ass came out to celebrate her 29th Birthday at Plumm in NYC last night. She held a joint party with her pimp, Ice-T, whose Birthday was last month. He turned 50!

Yes, you read right. She claims it's her 29th. I'm going to take a wild guess and say the 29th Birthday was for her ass and tits.

Kid Rock and Treach also arrived to toast the most elegant and sophisticated couple in the world.

CoCo signed autographs last night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC last night and I wasn't there. I am so mad I could pull the tampon out of my ass. I would give anything to be face to franken titty with the lovely and elegant CoCo. She needs someone like me to tell her that those magnificent chichis of hers are looking ill. Seriously, stick a thermometer in those things. I think those wonk tits have the flu. Her right one is melting. Girl, have your pimp daddy take you to the free clinic in Jersey to get that shit worked out.

She is still one of the most stunning women in the world. Coco, the face (and body) that launched a thousand ships. Wait, more like "launched a thousand shits." Well, her beauty is so intense that it gives you the runs!

CoCo is looking soooooo demure.... Trust me, this is demure for CoCo. This is probably the standard call girl uniform in Las Vegas, but or Coco this is straight-up nun ware. She really is an elegant lady. She couldn't resist showing her ass though. I think it's ass reflex. The flash goes off and her ass automatically poses for the picture.

Here she is with her pimp at the Children Uniting Nations Oscar party. Children uniting with the help of CoCo's ass!

The insanely elegant Coco gave an interview to Playboy.com where she talked about everything from her ass to oral sex to wearing shoes during sex. 28-year-old (yeah...28) CoCo had a lot to say.

on what Ice-T likes her to wear during sex:

"He loves heels -- it's gotta be some freak heels. I wear them in bed all the time. I actually keep a pair of shoes next to the bed, just in case I don't have them on and we start gettin' busy...I can throw them on. When I get a new pair of shoes I'm gonna have them right next to the bed, because that's the first place I'm gonna wear them."

on her favorite position:

"I love doggy style. But he gets to see more of it, so I like mirrors. We have a wall of mirrors facing the bed. He's always got a better view; so sometimes he'll take pictures for me, so I can see it from his view. We get aroused by that stuff."

on her oral sex skills:

"I think it's an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair -- my whole body. I'm actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he's doing it to me I can't really give a performance like if I'm doing it to him."

on her ass being fake:

"My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We'll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there's nothing in there."

on her favorite music to get freaky to:

"Yeah, Keith Sweat has a really nice beat."

on sex in unusual places:

"We'll do it in club bathrooms, and there's usually bodyguards around -- we're doing a lot of appearances at clubs, so ya know. "

on her pet names for Ice-T:

"I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, "Bitch, get over here."

This is truly a match made in heaven. Basically, Ice-T will only do her if she's wearing Shauna Sand platform shoes and he calls her a bitch all the time. Ain't love grand?

I think CoCo is telling 2 lies here. The first being that she's 28. The second being that her ass isn't fake. I think she got it all confused. Her ass is fake and it's 28-years-old.

VIA Jezebel

Thanks Cassie

CoCo gave it everything she had on Law & Order: SVU tonight. I'm telling you if they gave Oscars for TV performances this bitch would get one. CoCo played the girlfriend of some dude who's accused of murdering a girl. Her one major scene was opposite her real life pimp, Ice-T.

Casting directors better take note, because this girl has talent and by talent I mean fake boobies and ass.

I mean even if CoCo wasn't sucking the dick of one of the stars, she still would've gotten the role? Right? Well, she'd have to suck a different dick, but she'd still get a role on the show!

Meryl Streep.....who? Sally Field.....what? Helen Mirren....nu uh! It's CoCo!

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