Keira Knightley

Hohan Out, Sienna In

Lindsay Lohan backed out last week of starring in "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley. Sources say that Lindsay didn't like the way the script was coming together. They probably cut all her sex scenes out.

Sienna Miller has replaced Lindsay in the film about two women fighting over Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. Keira's mommy wrote the script.

Matthew Rhys will play Dylan Thomas, Sienna will play his wife and Keira will play his childhood friend.

Shooting begins this May in Wales. Cillian Murphy also stars.

Bad teeth alert! I hope they have a dentist on the crew. Sienna makes more sense than Lindsay anyway. At least Sienna can sort of act. Sort of.

Source: Coming Soon

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Sweet Love

Young, beautiful love! It's such a sweet thing. It makes me want to kiss a kitten. Keira Knightley and her Orland-Bloom-doppelanger boyfriend spent a lovely Spring day at London's centrla park yesterday.

Seriously, who reads to each other under a tree in a park? Homegirl has been in one too many Jane Austen movies.

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Keira Knightley

Keira's Ugly Feet

File this under: ridiculous but probably true. Movie bosses have hired a body double for Keira Knightley's feet.

A source said, “Keira’s feet were too big and veiny." She reportedly laughed and thought it was really funny.

I see nothing wrong with her feet. They should've used the money to fix her gnarly teefs.

Source: MSNBC , Us Weekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Keira Knightley

Orlando Bloom?

Is Keira Knightley's lover Orlando Bloom's long-lost twin sister? I swear, they are identical. They need to do it. I mean Orlando and his twin sister.

Image Source: ONTD

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Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley Leaves Maddox

Keira Knightley and her bobblehead boyfriend left Maddox nightclub in London last night. Unfortunately, Maddox Jolie-Pitt doesn't own the joint, but that would be pimp. I don't have a bad thing to say about Keira as long as she keeps those snaggleteeth hidden.

Posted by: Michael K

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Keira Knightley

Cartoon Effing!

Disney is pissed off after hot comics featuring Keira Knightley in her Pirates of the Caribbean hit the internet. Sinful Comics depicts Keira getting nailed by Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and that weird octopus man. Disney is considering taking the publishers to court.

I'm surprised Disney just doesn't put a hit out of them. They are like the mafia. Personally, I don't get off on cartoon loving...but they made Keira look way hotter than she really is. We know Orlando isn't sporting that big of a wood. He has an "innie" and I'm not talking about his belly button. I don't know what that means, but just pretend it's witty.

Click here to see the NSFW cartoons! Don't try and unload cartoon cream, it's a bitch to clean up!

Posted by: Michael K

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Keira Knightley

Your Daily Keira Watch

The other day Keira Knightley looked like the walking dead. Yesterday, she was spotted near her London home with a little more color. Although, she was still a damn grump. Would it kill her to crack a little smile?

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Keira Knightley

She's Practically See-Through!!!!

Keira Knightley opted to stay in London instead of attending the Oscars this past weekend. Has her skin ever touched the sun before? Zombie!

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Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley Sues Over Eating Disorder Claims

Keira Knightley is taking legal action against The Daily Mail for publishing this photograph of her in a bikini with a story claiming that she lied about having an eating disorder. She believes that the newspaper is implying that she does have a problem, but lied about it. She states that the article claims that she's responsible for the death of a teenage girl by setting a bad example. The teenage girl died of anorexia.

SUE! SUE! SUE! Keira should get together with Gisele Buttchin and blame parents for eating disorders. Besides a rumor is going around that Keira got bony skinny from a different sort of problem, a Kate Moss sort of problem.

Source and Image Source: Flynet
Thanks Jay

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Keira Knightley • Skinny Bones Jones

Skinny Ho

I did not realize Keira Knightley is going all Kate Bosworth. I mean, homegirl is straight-up all bones. These photos are from Keira in Hawaii with her boyfriend yesterday. Damn, I hope she's snacking on some roasted pig over there. Oh well, another Rachel Zoe victim! Isn't she one of her clients?