Disney is pissed off after hot comics featuring Keira Knightley in her Pirates of the Caribbean hit the internet. Sinful Comics depicts Keira getting nailed by Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and that weird octopus man. Disney is considering taking the publishers to court.
I'm surprised Disney just doesn't put a hit out of them. They are like the mafia. Personally, I don't get off on cartoon loving...but they made Keira look way hotter than she really is. We know Orlando isn't sporting that big of a wood. He has an "innie" and I'm not talking about his belly button. I don't know what that means, but just pretend it's witty.
Click here to see the NSFW cartoons! Don't try and unload cartoon cream, it's a bitch to clean up!
The other day Keira Knightley looked like the walking dead. Yesterday, she was spotted near her London home with a little more color. Although, she was still a damn grump. Would it kill her to crack a little smile?
Keira Knightley opted to stay in London instead of attending the Oscars this past weekend. Has her skin ever touched the sun before? Zombie!
Keira Knightley is taking legal action against The Daily Mail for publishing this photograph of her in a bikini with a story claiming that she lied about having an eating disorder. She believes that the newspaper is implying that she does have a problem, but lied about it. She states that the article claims that she's responsible for the death of a teenage girl by setting a bad example. The teenage girl died of anorexia.
SUE! SUE! SUE! Keira should get together with Gisele Buttchin and blame parents for eating disorders. Besides a rumor is going around that Keira got bony skinny from a different sort of problem, a Kate Moss sort of problem.
I did not realize Keira Knightley is going all Kate Bosworth. I mean, homegirl is straight-up all bones. These photos are from Keira in Hawaii with her boyfriend yesterday. Damn, I hope she's snacking on some roasted pig over there. Oh well, another Rachel Zoe victim! Isn't she one of her clients?