Kiera Knightley

What's the number to 911?! This is a crime against humanity. Keira Knightley's no-talent, scrawny ass is in talks to play Eliza Doolittle in a new film version of the musical "My Fair Lady." They should change the title to "My Fart Lady" and her character name to Eliza DooDoolittle.

Columbia and CBS Films will create a slightly updated remake of the movie, but will keep the musical's setting and original songs. Cameron Mackintosh is one of the film's producers.

Producers would not comment on the casting of KK, but said they were in talks with a major International star. Hopefully, they are talking about Brit Brit Spears. She's already proven that she has the voice of an angel and already has the British accent down. Blimey. Anybody but KK. Shit, Ed McMahon needs some money! He can play Eliza Doolittle.

We do not need this movie. This is the last thing we need! What we do need is some new skanks in Hollyweird that can come up with original ideas and stop butchering our beloved classics.

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You know, Keira Knightley singing in her new movie "The Edge of Love" isn't excruciatingly painful as I thought it would be. She definitely blows better than acts, but that isn't saying much. Maybe she sounds like a drowning cat, but I'm too distracted by her gleaming jumbo Chiclets to notice.

And apparently KK really did she sing. She recently said in an interview, "I did some lessons with a voice coach because I can’t sing. It was live. There were 100 extras and the director John Maybury was like, ‘Now you’re going to sing. I’ve never been so frightened in my entire life. I never want to do it again. I don’t want to be a rock star." The feeling is mutual.

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Add Keira Knightley to the growing list of bitches who just don't know their place. KK has announced that she will sing several songs for her new movie "The Edge of Love." KK said the soundtrack album will feature her singing 'Blue Tahitian Moon', 'Maybe It's Because I Love You Too Much' and 'Drifting And Dreaming'. Hand me my ear and nose plugs. I need the nose plugs just in case her stank singing has a scent which I'm sure it does.

KK said, "I can't really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable."

Riddle me this. If you really can't sing, shouldn't you not sing in public for money?! I know it's a stupid question, because if that was the case our radio stations would be empty of music.

Disagreeable sounds coming out of you are usually called farts and burps not singing. KK should name her album "Fart Sounds." Furthermore, bitch can't act! KK, let's conquer one talent before trying another.

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Keira Knightley hates working out and says she gets exercise her own way. KK's mouth poopie keeps going on. She said, "I really like the idea of yoga but I can't do it. It just pisses me off. If anybody tells me to relax then I just tend to tense up. That's why I'm not a yoga girl at all unfortunately. And gym work is just so boring and repetitive. I'm not a gym person at all. The most exercise I get when I'm not working is when I turn up the radio."

Not a yoga person, not a gym person....perhaps she should try manure shoveling. She's definitely a shit person and that's perfect exercise. KK needs to take Jessica Alba for a little three-hour tour and hopefully they will get stranded on some deserted island. That way they can just sit there and complain to each other all day and all night.

Here's KK at the Bafta Awards. Bitch won't shut her fucking mouth. It's open in every picture. It's probably hungry and trying to tell her something.

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When are editors of magazines going to realize that Keira Knightley fugs up covers! It's a proven fact. Yes, she's wearing a hideous denim bra, but somebody else could've pulled that off. KK looks she is on her last leg. Give the bitch some water. She looks thirsty. Thirsty I tell you. I also think they photoshopped her to look even more hollow. I didn't think that was possible.

Above is KK on W Magazine and below is KK with James McAvoy on W for the subscribers.

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