Brandon Davis

Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear trying to lick his nipple or a Dog Bear licking a fudgsicle stick?

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Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis in Maui on 12/24

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Does a human made out of lard and sweat have to do with the break-up of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? Sources say that Paris became jealous that Britney was becoming so close to Brandon Davis. Apparently, Paris has told all her friends to push Britney out of their circle.

A source said, “Paris is very protective over her men and she didn’t want Britney getting too close.”

That source was most likely Fat Elvis himself. Here's some pics of Brit Brit going out the other night. She still needs a bath and a new colorist.

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Parasite Hilton and Fat Elvis left lunch in NYC with a little white Christmas up her nose. The two apparently spent $2600 on a steak lunch. Witnesses at the restaurant say she kept her sunglasses on the entire time. Probably, because they are blood shot to hell from all the snorting she's doing.

Actually, I think it's crusty jizz from Fat Elvis.

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Sorry for the slowing AGAIN! Everyone wants to see Britney's coochie and I wish I could personally direct them to this picture, because it's basically the same thing. Anyway....she continued her downward spiral last night by going out with Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis.

Somebody called CPS already! I can't even comment. I'm so disgusted with her. Even her gut is disgusted with her, because it broke a button trying to get away.

Visit TMZ to see video of these two fools.

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