Meth Faces

Naturally, CNN's Richard Quest has followed up his embarrassing arrest last Friday by checking into rehab. Richie was arrested last week after cops found him wandering in Central Park after park curfew. He admitted to the cops that he was carrying meth. In a search, cops later found a rope around his neck which was tied to his genitals. Oh and they found a sex toy in his shoe too. He's a walking party!

CNN issued this statement about Richie going into rehab:

"At this time, CNN's primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International."

Anderson Cooper issued his own statement, "Better him than me." He didn't say that, but someone needs to ask him about this mess.

During Richie's arraignment last Saturday, he agreed to undergo drug counseling for six months in order to avoid time in jail.

Couldn't Richie wait until June for Celebrity Rehab 2?! I need him to show me what kind of knot he used to keep the rope around his genitals. I've been trying, but I can't seem to get it right. Richie needs to show me the way.

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I give Heidi Fleiss an "A for effort" for trying to cover up her methface with a zillion plastic surgery procedures. Unfortunately, all the injecting and prodding has brought the meth out even more. Mega methface! Heidi is hoping to get the meth out of her life for good by joining the cast of "Celebrity Rehab 2" with Dr. Drew.

Heidi told Radar that filming begins the second week of June. She joked, "My dream is to be on Celebrity Rehab ... how did I get so lucky? I have a substance abuse problem, and I want to deal with it. I will take it seriously. " This will be Heidi's fourth time at the rodeo. She said her problems are meth and Vicodin, "If I want my Vicodin I'm going to take my Vicodin. And if I want a little of that crystal meth."

Heidi kept the jokes coming, "Rush Limbaugh's my idol, though. He takes 30 OxyContin a day and does that radio show." She's totally not joking.

Good luck to Heidi! You can take the meth out of the girl, but you can't take the meth out of her face. Sadly...

Brit Brit was out in full force last night. She led the paps through a high-speed chase in Woodland Hills stopping to "use the bathroom" twice. Once in a Walgreens and another time in a gas station where she came out holding her nose. She can't even stand the stench of her own dump! She then cursed out the paps, because they wouldn't let her take a picture of them. After that she grabbed one of the paps and told everyone "They were dating" and led him to The Peninsula Hotel. He didn't come out until after 4am where he told everyone he "needed a cigarette."

Shudder.......I don't even want to know where his lips have been. The taste of cheetos will never be the same for me. You know she sticks the cheeto in and then makes him suck it off....I'll stop.

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