Snoop Dog

Snoop Dogg, who I'm pretty sure is technically still married, got down with some greasy piece at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night. You know, I don't blame Miss Crisco Hair for dry fucking on Snoop, because my nipples tingle for him. WELL, he kind of reminds me of Adrien Brody (No, I'm not still drunk...I think). It must be the Afghan Hound face. AND, you know Snoop's peen hole blows the good shit smoke. Snoop's dick is like a bong. So that's why that trick is getting up on that. IN THIS ECONOMY, you have to get your high anyway you can can!

Here's more pictures of Snoop partying with his puss o' the night and Usher last night. Also, is that Jon Gosselin in the third to the last thumbnail? Dude is always in it! Wherever there's available snatch, there's Jon!

Yesterday afternoon, Snoop Dogg debuted The Wake 'N Bake Show live on UStream. The show is exactly what you would expect. It's just Snoop making sweet love to an obese joint while playing some music you can only enjoy if you're fucking high with him. Snoop's sparkly Obama even takes a little toke. That's why he sparkles!

I'm sober like a toddler right now, so this shit really isn't taking me higher, but after I've had a few intimate moments with my bong, this is going to be the greatest show like EVER! If Snoop wants to make a zillion more dollars, he should advertise for Taco Bell and Totino's during his show. Because Snoop's new stonercam is best served with a toke and something covered in cheese (not dick).

Snoop lives in California, so he has a license to smoke the good shit legally. Yeah, he says he needs to smoke it for "medical purposes." He probably suffers from a CHRONIC condition! Me fucking too.

Expect Snoop's Wake 'N Bake Show to have guests in the future like Michael Phelps, Charlize Theron, Amy Wino, Mischa Barton, Carlos Santana and every cartoon character ever created. I'm convinced that every cartoon character is a major stoner, because every time I"m high and watching a cartoons, they all stare at me with greedy eyes.

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Snoop Dogg found himself in handcuffs yet again in Sweden along with his 20-something female friend. The Swedes locked him up for suspected drug use. That shit ain't legal there? Snoop was brought in at 1:25am and released four hours later.

A Swedish copper said, "He was arrested for use of narcotics. It's illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system. You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs."

DAMN! They don't mess around there. Somebody text Petey Doherty to never even look in Sweden's direction. Shit, don't even drink Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

Snoop was due to perform a concert in Sweden, but of course didn't make it. He was stopped in a car with a foreign woman who was not named.

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Rap mogul and frequent prisoner, Suge Knight, has called Snoop Dogg a snitch, because he's managed to avoid any major jail time. Snoop has been arrested twice this month on different charges, but hasn't really served any kind of real time.

Suge told Page Six, "Snoop is a rat. He's a police informer. This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what. I don't like rats."

Um...Snoop knows that Suge may have it out for him. He has said in the past that he's afraid Suge is going to kill his ass. Snoop told Rolling Stone, "I stepped to him [four years ago] at the BET Awards with my n--s, and he [Knight] was more scared than a mothafucka. That was the scenario when n--s knew the balance had shifted. That's when everybody felt like the floodgates was open on Suge. Snoop dissed him in public, and he didn't do nothing."

Where's Rodney King when you need him to set the peace? No, seriously where is Rodney King?

This is a mug shot from a previous arrest this month! LOL!

Police officers and detectives arrived at NBC studios yesterday in Los Angeles where Snoop Dog appeared on Jay Leno to serve him with a search warrant. They found cocaine, firearms and of course...weed!!! He was also cited for having some kind of secret compartment in his car. Not so secret, eh?

Snoop's bail was set at $60,000.

I must say that this is just another day in the life for him. Snoop getting busted for weed and is like Britney getting busted without panties. It's a daily occurence.

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