Cameron Diaz

"Dear Diary, Cameron's pussy smells so bad. I can smell it from here and she's wearing surf pants. Gross. I hate her, but her boyfriend is hot. Talk to you later..Michael." 

Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Paris Hilton's house the other night completely wasted. A friend had to help her drunk ass into the car. It's so cliche for Cammy to be friends with Paris. Cameron should do herself a favor and steer clear. Maybe she ran out of Valtrex and all the pharmacies were closed?

Why are these hot ass dudes getting with Cameron Diaz? Is her pussy made of diamonds or something? After splitting with Justin Timberlake, Cammy has reportedly had Kelly Slater, Djimon Hounsou and now Tyrese. They were spotted at Xenii in L.A. fully making out on the dancefloor. They were also seen earlier in the week at an Oscars party together. Her rep denies they are dating. Who said anything about dating? Let's hope they aren't dating. Tyrese is way too hot for that pizza-faced-piece-of-trash! Source

Eva LongWHORIA was Miss Popularity this past weekend at the NBA All-Star game. She entertained Prince with her heels, made a drunk Cameron Diaz laugh and probably did dirty talk with Jeremy Piven. Jeremy's little ring is totally from Claire's.

Cameron Diaz was seen "canoodling" with Djimon Hounsou at Hyde in L.A. on Thursday. Cameron recently broke up with Justin Timberlake and dodged rumors she was dating Kelly Slater. Witnesses say that Cameron and Djimon were all over each other. People reports:

"It looked like the perfect post-Valentine's Day date," a patron tells PEOPLE of the pair, who were with several other friends. "They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action," says the source. "Cameron looked so happy... Djimon followed her every move." Diaz, 34, and Hounsou, 42, hit the dancefloor for Michael Jackson's "Burn This Disco Out" and Gnarls Barkley's version of "Gone Daddy Gone," says the onlooker, adding, "They were dancing really close, bodies pressed together." A rep for Diaz says the pair are just friends. "Cameron was out to dinner with friends, they ran into Djimon and he joined them for a drink at Hyde," says the rep. "They are friends, nothing more." A rep for Hounsou did not return calls for comment.

Gross. He's hot, she's not. He can do a lot better than that pizza face unless he was getting a craving for pepperoni.

Cameron Diaz has accepted a huge settlement from The National Enquirer for publishing a story she said was false. The NE published a story that Cammy was carrying on an affair with a married TV producer. The story from May 2005 said she was making out with a producer from her MTV show "Trippin." The NE said, "The National Enquirer entirely accepts that the allegations were without foundation and ought never to have been published.” It was not reported how much Cameron received. Hopefully, she can take that cash and fix her fug-ass face now. Here's Cameron slipping the tongue to Al Gore at the Save Our Selves campaign. How fitting. She's so going to sue me now. Too bad the only thing she'll receive is an old, fat chihuahua with a bad attitude and a jar of old peanut butter. Source

Cameron Diaz was rumored to have told friend's that her new man, Kelly Slater, has a huge dick. Well, Kelly is playing coy and has said the two are just friends. Cameron jetted to Hawaii to be with Kelly shortly after her split with Justin Timberlake went public. Kelly said that Cameron is doing well after getting dumped by Justin and said, "We're just friends." Um...like he's going to really admit that he followed up a romance with Gisele Bundchen with that fug? Oh and I think that big dick story is a total falsity. Doesn't salt water shrink the dick? Source

Cameron Diaz received a $3 Million paycheck for only 6 hours of work. She was hired for a Japanese cell phone commercial. Cameron has done commercials for them in the past, but received the high payment for only this commercial. The ad was shot in Los Angeles last month and show Cameron in a blonde wig, green dress, talking on her cell phone and oblivious to what's going on around her.

A similiar commercial she shot for the company debuted last year. Click here to see it.

The commercial will only be seen in Japan.

The Japanese are smart and capable. They should've just built a robot. It would've been less money, more attractive and probably put on a better performance.

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