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I Think I Like Cameron Now

Cameron Diaz's hot factor just went up in my book. Why? Because she's a homewrecking slut! Allegedly. The wife of Criss Angel claims that Cameron stole her man and ruined her marriage. Joanne Sarantakos wants to subpeona Cammy and have her testify on her relationship with Criss.

Criss kept his 5-year marriage to Joanne a secret to keep his sex-appeal alive with fans.

Joanne filed for divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment. Criss' lawyer doesn't deny that his client had an affair. Joanne is seeking cash and Criss has lots of it because he just signed a $200 million deal with a Las Vegas casino.

You little minx Cameron! It's not that slut's fault! Why do women always blame the other woman? Criss is the piece of shit here.

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That Idiot!

Cameron Diaz has apologized for carrying around a purse that irked many of the locals when she visited Peru's Machu Picchu on Friday. The fugly bag had a star and the words "Serve the People" in Chinese. The slogan comes from the late Communist leader Mao Zedong who an insurgency in the 80s in Peru which left nearly 70,000 people dead.

Cameron said in a statement, "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."

"I'm sorry for any people's pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country's history."

The funny thing is that I'm sure she had some sort of tour guide that probably knew what that bag meant and wanted to eff that bitch up! I'm also loving celebrity statement lately. You know they don't even look at that shit let alone write it.

Source: People

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Cameron and Justin Together Again In Berlin!

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake just can't go away from each other! They looked happy though while chatting during a photocall for Shrek 3 in Berlin. Damn, they both look beat down. And I really need Justin to know that pubes on your neck is not hot!

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Criss Explains Himself

When Criss Angel amazingly escaped from a concrete block over Times Square in NYC he declared his love for 'Trouble' aka pizza face Cameron Diaz.

All the babbling going on about why he did he told People, "I just said that because everyone was hounding me about it and at the end of the day I got it out there, so my professional life is there, my personal life is here. She's an amazing person and I wish her the best with her Shrek tour right now, and I'm not going to discuss Cameron anymore."

He's supposed to be a master illusionist, can't he make Cameron look hot and less annoying? Then it won't be an issue with everybody.

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Trouble?

Weird. As I reported yesterday, Criss Angel did his stunt in NYC where he was locked in a box 40-feet above Times Square and he had 24 hours to get out before it plummeted to the ground.

Minutes before he performed the act and the box closed in on him he said, “This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.”

After he amazingly escaped, he told the crowd, "I'd like to dedicate this escape to my girl 'Trouble,' a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour."

Ewww. Trouble? I'm confused. I thought Criss Angel makes his career getting OUT of trouble, not in it!

Splash, US Weekly

Thanks Chloe

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Posh VS Cam

Posh Beckham and Cameron Diaz showed up to the MTV Movie Awards yesterday in the same pair of silver heels. Yeah I know, lame, but The Daily Mail made a thing about it.

Posh was welcomed by the audience as she presented with Chris Tucker. Cameron made sure to steer clear from her arch rival Jessica Biel. That's because bitch knew not to mess with She-Hulk!

Posh is honestly the tranny version of Siegfried and Roy!

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All My Money's on Jessica Biel

Last January, shortly after Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up, Cameron apparently flipped out when she saw Justin flirting with Jessica Biel. That "flirting" turned into much more, because the pair are now together....forever.

The three will come face to face on June 3rd at the MTV Movie Awards. Cameron and Jessica are scheduled to present and Justin is nominated for that shit-hole of a movie, Alpha Dog.

Sources say that organizers are trying to schedule everything so Jessica and Cammy never shall meet.

The source said, "It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."

Jessica and Cameron are both fighting for later arrival times, because that's when the bigger stars usually arrive. Sources say that since she's dating Justin, Jessica's star has risen and Cameron is looking a bit "unstable."

Cameron better just stay her ass home if she doesn't want to get a beat down. Jessica can beat down the buffest of dudes. Cameron is no match for that she-man! Cameron might be "unstable" but Jessica is a straight up female HULK!

Source: Page Six

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One of Cher's Old Ones

What the hell is Cameron Diaz wearing?! One of Cher's old costumes. It takes the heat off of her fug face at least. Cammy is seen here at the Tokyo photocall for Shrek the Third which is sweeping the world or something.

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Fug Couple Alert!

Cameron Diaz and Criss Angel were spotted on a "romantic" date last night in Las Vegas according to People Magazine . The two fugs met this past weekend at the Vh1 Rock Honors. Last night they had dinner at Prime Steakhouse then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE. How sweet!

A source said, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."

Cameron was supposed to leave Vegas on Sunday, but decided to stay after meeting Criss.

Finally Cameron has found a man that is equal to her in fugliness. They can also share the same colorist!

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There She Goes Again!

Cameron Diaz would be a lot more attractive if she shut her lips. Seriously, the producers of Shrek 3 should've kept her off the talk show circuit. Anyway, Cameron is sick of people blaming her for being so damn gorgeous.

She said, "If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."

She needs to fix that nose job before she goes around calling herself beautiful. Has anyone seen Cameron since last night? She was spotted with Rachel Zoe and well...Rachel does feed off of the beautiful and since Cammy is so stupidly-mind-boggling-gorgeous she'd be a prime victim for Chupa!

Source: US Weekly

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