Cameron Diaz
Tuesday, May 29th 2007
All My Money's on Jessica Biel
Last January, shortly after Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up, Cameron apparently flipped out when she saw Justin flirting with Jessica Biel. That "flirting" turned into much more, because the pair are now together....forever.
The three will come face to face on June 3rd at the MTV Movie Awards. Cameron and Jessica are scheduled to present and Justin is nominated for that shit-hole of a movie, Alpha Dog.
Sources say that organizers are trying to schedule everything so Jessica and Cammy never shall meet.
The source said, "It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."
Jessica and Cameron are both fighting for later arrival times, because that's when the bigger stars usually arrive. Sources say that since she's dating Justin, Jessica's star has risen and Cameron is looking a bit "unstable."
Cameron better just stay her ass home if she doesn't want to get a beat down. Jessica can beat down the buffest of dudes. Cameron is no match for that she-man! Cameron might be "unstable" but Jessica is a straight up female HULK!
Source: Page Six
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Monday, May 28th 2007
One of Cher's Old Ones
What the hell is Cameron Diaz wearing?! One of Cher's old costumes. It takes the heat off of her fug face at least. Cammy is seen here at the Tokyo photocall for Shrek the Third which is sweeping the world or something.
Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Fug Couple Alert!
Cameron Diaz and Criss Angel were spotted on a "romantic" date last night in Las Vegas according to People Magazine . The two fugs met this past weekend at the Vh1 Rock Honors. Last night they had dinner at Prime Steakhouse then caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE. How sweet!
A source said, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."
Cameron was supposed to leave Vegas on Sunday, but decided to stay after meeting Criss.
Finally Cameron has found a man that is equal to her in fugliness. They can also share the same colorist!
Thursday, May 10th 2007
There She Goes Again!
Cameron Diaz would be a lot more attractive if she shut her lips. Seriously, the producers of Shrek 3 should've kept her off the talk show circuit. Anyway, Cameron is sick of people blaming her for being so damn gorgeous.
She said, "If a woman who's a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."
She needs to fix that nose job before she goes around calling herself beautiful. Has anyone seen Cameron since last night? She was spotted with Rachel Zoe and well...Rachel does feed off of the beautiful and since Cammy is so stupidly-mind-boggling-gorgeous she'd be a prime victim for Chupa!
Source: US Weekly
Thursday, May 10th 2007
Cameron Diaz is Popular
Cameron Diaz told Meredith Viera what I've been saying all along about stupid celebrities! She said, "Life is like high school and celebrities are the popular kids." It's true and I'm still that stupid (but hot) fag sitting in the corner of the cafeteria writing in my journal:
"Dear Diary, Cameron's pussy smells so bad. I can smell it from here and she's wearing surf pants. Gross. I hate her, but her boyfriend is hot. Talk to you later..Michael."
Things haven't changed much! In other greasy-pizza-faced news, she told Meredith that she was operating on 3 hours of sleep. The reason? Cameron was busy watching some sex slime show! A source said, "The show had two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time."
What a lesbo. Dumbass probably didn't realize it was slime and thought the girls were just naturally greasy. I'm sure this made her felt safe and loved, because she realized she wasn't the only greasy human lizard in this world.
Source: Female First
Monday, May 7th 2007
Reunited and It Looks So Ugly
Everyone's eyes were on Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at yesterday morning's Shrek 3 premiere in Santa Monica, CA. It was the first time they've been photographed together since breaking up last year. They were friendly on the green carpet, hugging, kissing and sharing a few laughs.
Still annoying. Why won't Justin shave that neck hair?! It's straight-up nasty. You know flies get all caught up in there. Trim that mess at least.
Friday, April 20th 2007
She's Not Drunk, She's Disgusted
Cameron Diaz was photographed leaving Paris Hilton's house the other night completely wasted. A friend had to help her drunk ass into the car. It's so cliche for Cammy to be friends with Paris. Cameron should do herself a favor and steer clear. Maybe she ran out of Valtrex and all the pharmacies were closed?
Monday, April 2nd 2007
A Breath of Fresh Dude
After a weekend full of Courtney Love and Tara Reid bikini pics, seeing this annoying pizza-face is like a gift from God. That bikini is fug, but look who bought it.
She's in Hawaii AGAIN.
Source: TMZ
Monday, March 5th 2007
Cameron Diaz Had This
Why are these hot ass dudes getting with Cameron Diaz? Is her pussy made of diamonds or something? After splitting with Justin Timberlake, Cammy has reportedly had Kelly Slater, Djimon Hounsou and now Tyrese. They were spotted at Xenii in L.A. fully making out on the dancefloor. They were also seen earlier in the week at an Oscars party together. Her rep denies they are dating. Who said anything about dating? Let's hope they aren't dating. Tyrese is way too hot for that pizza-faced-piece-of-trash! Source
Monday, February 19th 2007
You Know He's Wondering If Those Come in His Size
Eva LongWHORIA was Miss Popularity this past weekend at the NBA All-Star game. She entertained Prince with her heels, made a drunk Cameron Diaz laugh and probably did dirty talk with Jeremy Piven. Jeremy's little ring is totally from Claire's. 
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