Boring Couples

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson reunited in Australia at a private screening of "We Are Marshall." Matthew McConaughey is in Australia with Kate Hudson to film "Fool's Good." Matthew held a private screening and Owen was the surprise guest. A witness said, "They were cozy – they chose seats together – and seemed relaxed although slightly nervous, probably because they were in public together. Once the lights dimmed, they chilled out a bit more." Kate and Owen have been seeing each other in secret since her marriage ended last August amidst rumors that Owen was the reason. They haven't been seen in public lately and it was rumored that they broke up. It now seems they are reunited and finally the world can spin as normal. Source

Just in case you care or watched Felicity, Keri Russell got married in New York yesterday. Keri married longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in a Valentine's Day ceremony. The two are both 30 and expecting a brat this Summer. Shane is a contractor. She married blue collar? Wow.

Anyway, only a few close friends braved the ice storm to celebrate with the couple. Off topic, but I love how the news is calling this "storm" in NYC a major ice storm. That thing was nothing. I've seen more ice in my freezer!

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Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have cancelled their engagement.

Their reps issued this statement: "Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have mutually decided to end their engagement. They remain close friends and continue to have the utmost love and admiration for each other. They ask that their privacy be respected surrounding this personal matter."

They pair have been together for 4 years and engaged for 2.

See not one joke about that fug ass ho's face...that wasn't so hard.

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Mandy Moore and DJ Am confirmed rumors that they are dating yesterday by kissing after breakfast in Los Angeles. Mandy said recently that she didn't like dating in the public eye. Obviously, she doesn't mind it either. They are cute, boring, but cute. I seriously don't know what chicks find in him, but hey....young love is beautiful. Excuse me while I chuck up my morning Krispy Kreme.

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Witnesses say that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer may not be as hot and heavy as they'd like us to believe. Even though they created a paparazzi frenzy outside Nobu in Miami, the pair barely spoke to each other according to their fellow diners.

A witness said, "John was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot. Jessica just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair."

Before leaving, Jessica went to the bathroom for 20 minutes to prepare herself for the paparazzi.

In John's defense, can you imagine having a conversation with Jessica? I'm sure he'd much rather keep mum than talk to her dumb ass.

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Josh Hartnett has barely let Scarlett Johansson's vagina juice dry on his peen and he's already hooking up with Sienna Miller. The two were spotted "canoodling" at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night in Hollyweird. Witnesses say that the two were very touchy feely in front of everyone.

Slimy's spokesrep denies they are dating and insists they are just friends. "Just friends" in Hollyweird means that she hasn't swallowed his load yet.

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DJ Mandy aka DJ Am and Mandy Moore are still going strong after a couple weeks of dating. They were spotted "canoodling" at a Beverly Hills restaurant. Each got into their own Toyota Prius after sharing some qt together. While these two got to know each other more, Nicole Richie spent some time with hair bleach.

First of all, Mandy Moore must be blind to wanna hit that. Second of all, I'm surprised Nicole Richie has hair to bleach? Doesn't eating disorders cause your hair to fall out or something? I'm saying.

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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn actually won awards (besides Razzies) for their roles in The Break-Up. Jennifer told the audience when winning, "Thank you for loving The Break-Up – I did."

Oh Snap! And she actually cracks jokes! Who knew?! Vince looked absolutely miserable, but I don't think that had anything to do with Aniston. He was probably having twinkie withdrawals.

DJ AM reportedly told friends that he wanted to date someone famous. He got used to the perks of dating Nicole Richie. He said that when he dated her his DJ rates went sky high and when they stopped, he lost business. Perhaps, he found his next PR stunt in Mandy Moore. The two looked quite cozy at the Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd. the other day. DJ AM is grinning ear to ear. This couple is not cute.

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Benji Madden is engaged to his girlfriend Sophie Monk, an Australian actress her rep reports to People.

The rep said, "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends."

Um...why did he have to say the name of the ring? Product placement!

Sophie and Benji have only been public with their relationship for about 4 months. Benji's other brother, Joel Madden, is currently dating Nicole Richie after a public break-up with Hilary Duff.

Both of these Maddens are all sorts of fug. I have no idea how in the hell Benji scored this hot chick? Does homegirl just want a green card? Image Source