Jessica Biel

Still Together

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are still two dykes in love. The two attended some wedding in Los Angeles last night and came out hand-in-hand. You know she-hulk's grip is killing Justin inside. She doesn't know her own strength. He wants to cry so badly, but he's keeping it together for the cameras. Justin is used to it. Biel probably works that strap-on like a champ. Even cokie on Justin's hole can't ease the pain. The bitch is a trooper.

Tobey Maguire, Jason Bateman, Scott Speedman and Eva Mendes also attended last night. This shit looked like a funeral! They were all wearing black. It makes sense. You're mourning the bride and groom's slut days. Sad.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Jessica Biel Is A Dumbass

Jessica Biel left a yoga studio in Santa Monica today and instead of heading right to her car, dumb bitch created a scene. She started shouting at the paps to "not get close to her" and "to get a real job." She apparently tried to hit one of them with her umbrella. Um...She-Jessica...Brit Brit did that mooonths ago. Get a new gimmick.

I say this now, because I'm safe behind my computer. There's no way I'd tell it to that lady dude's face. She's built like a pitbull and she'd throw a car at me or something.

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Dumbasses • Jessica Biel

Wonder NO

Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in the Justice League of America movie. The all-star superhero geek-fest will also star Batman, Aquaman, Superman and The Flash.

Producers are apparently trying to cast the film quickly and go to production before any strikes go down.

Bitch is even too manly to play Wonder Woman. She should play She-Hulk. Just throw some baby diarrhea on her and she's good to go. No prosthetics needed.

There's only one WW and that's Lynda Carter! I'd rather see Lynda's old, political ass dodging invisible bullets than Jessica's! Fuck, they'd be better off with Justin Timberlake! He's more of a woman than Biel will ever be!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Jessica Biel

Timbercheat

Page Six reports that Justin Timberfuck might be stepping out on his he-lady friend, Jessica Biel. Witnesses say the other night at a party for HBO at the Tribeca Grand Justin was flirting it up "with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor." The witness claims the two seemed into each other and nobody else was around.

A source close to JT said, "He is notorious. He will fuck anything." Hahahah!

Let's see JT has screwed Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel....yup, he'll fuck anything.

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Worst Dressed Couple

Justin Timberlake. Jessica Biel. Boats. Norway. Kisses. Canoodling. Fug Clothes.

His shorts were hot back in 1989. I bet you anything B.U.M. Equipment makes that shit!

Source: The Daily Mail

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Jessica Biel • Justin Timberlake

All My Money's on Jessica Biel

Last January, shortly after Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up, Cameron apparently flipped out when she saw Justin flirting with Jessica Biel. That "flirting" turned into much more, because the pair are now together....forever.

The three will come face to face on June 3rd at the MTV Movie Awards. Cameron and Jessica are scheduled to present and Justin is nominated for that shit-hole of a movie, Alpha Dog.

Sources say that organizers are trying to schedule everything so Jessica and Cammy never shall meet.

The source said, "It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times. Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."

Jessica and Cameron are both fighting for later arrival times, because that's when the bigger stars usually arrive. Sources say that since she's dating Justin, Jessica's star has risen and Cameron is looking a bit "unstable."

Cameron better just stay her ass home if she doesn't want to get a beat down. Jessica can beat down the buffest of dudes. Cameron is no match for that she-man! Cameron might be "unstable" but Jessica is a straight up female HULK!

Source: Page Six

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Brawls • Cameron Diaz • Jessica Biel • Justin Timberlake

Jessica Biel is Hot

Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE! Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good. No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass. She probably knows how to strap it and give it. Homegirl even has a pit bull. Bull dyke! I'd let her hit it from the back. Most definitely.

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Jessica Biel

Already In Love?!

If your name is Cameron Diaz, don't read this.

Justin Timberlake is apparently "in love" with Jessica Biel. The two have been on-and-off since January, but things really heated up when Jessica visited Justin in the UK where he was on tour.

A source close to Justin said, "She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious."

That's lovely, but I'm more concerned about his beard. The beard on his face. Does he think that pubes on his neck is attractive?

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Jessica Biel • Justin Timberlake

Vintage Jessica Biel & Scarjo

The Bastardly has a picture of ScarJo and Jessica Biel when they were just starting out. There's some freaky about them. Village of the Damned anyone? Jessica's seriously had some work done. At least a nose job.

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Upgrade for Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds broke it off with Alanis Morissette last February and he's already moving on to a much hotter piece. Ryan is reportedly "canoodling" with Jessica Biel. Jessica has been linked to Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter recently.

Witnesses at Babalu in Santa Monica claim they were all close and everything.

"They knew people were watching them, so they didn't hold hands or kiss, but when they left the restaurant, they hid behind the bush. Were they kissing? Maybe."

They were spotted a few days later.

Upgrade!!!! They can work out together since both are muscle men.

Click here to see the NSFW version of the pic above!

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Hotness • Jessica Biel