Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are still two dykes in love. The two attended some wedding in Los Angeles last night and came out hand-in-hand. You know she-hulk's grip is killing Justin inside. She doesn't know her own strength. He wants to cry so badly, but he's keeping it together for the cameras. Justin is used to it. Biel probably works that strap-on like a champ. Even cokie on Justin's hole can't ease the pain. The bitch is a trooper.
Tobey Maguire, Jason Bateman, Scott Speedman and Eva Mendes also attended last night. This shit looked like a funeral! They were all wearing black. It makes sense. You're mourning the bride and groom's slut days. Sad.
Ryan Reynolds broke it off with Alanis Morissette last February and he's already moving on to a much hotter piece. Ryan is reportedly "canoodling" with Jessica Biel. Jessica has been linked to Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter recently.
Witnesses at Babalu in Santa Monica claim they were all close and everything.
"They knew people were watching them, so they didn't hold hands or kiss, but when they left the restaurant, they hid behind the bush. Were they kissing? Maybe."
They were spotted a few days later.
Upgrade!!!! They can work out together since both are muscle men.
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