Tyra Banks

Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Then or Now: When Were They Hotter?

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Tyra Banks in Sports Illustrated THEN or NOW?

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Sunday, February 11th 2007

The Freaks Come Out at Night

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Tyra, Tyra, Tyra....now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it's because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis' party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there's more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.

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Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she's going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie....it isn't hard!

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Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno's look like an ant farm. That being said, she's slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There's something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.

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Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.

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Thursday, February 1st 2007

In Case You Were At Work: Tyra's Fat Rant

As you may know, Tyra Banks answered her critics today by posing in the same bathing suit that she was called a fat ass in. She once again used her dumbass talk show to talk about her favorite thing....HERSELF! Tyra went on and on and on and on and on and on..... Spoken like a true fat ass!

Tyra you aren't fat, but you're annoying as hell! Now shut it!

VIA BWE

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Thursday, January 25th 2007

Tyra Banks Opens Up About Her Fat Ass

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When these pictures of Tyra Banks hit the internet, everyone was shocked to see how chunky homegirl got. Tyra Banks spoke out about her extra chunk. She confessed that she's 5'10" and 160lbs, 30lbs heavier than her Sports Illustrated days.

She said, "I still feel hot, but every day is different. It's when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don't fit now and give me the muffin top, that's when I say, 'Damn!' "

Tyra is ok with her weight and says throughout her career she's always gone up and down. "I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that? If I was in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not there – the pain is someone printing a picture of me and saying those (horrible) things."

She must have lost weight since those pictures were taken, because she was straight-up fat then. She's not as bad now, but I bet that if she lost the wig she'd also lose a good 25lbs.

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Sunday, January 21st 2007

Bleached Out

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Tyra Banks needs to step away from the bleach! It's one thing to bleach your wig, but it's another to bleach the hell out of your eyebrows. Anyway, Tyra is seen here at the 18th Annual Producers Guild Awards last night. She's also readying for America's Next Top Model 546 which debuts next month.

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Thursday, December 7th 2006

Who Won America's Next Top Model?

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Last night was the finale to one of the worst America's Next Top Model seasons ever. Caridee, Eugena and Melrose all entered into the final 3. Eugena was eliminated leaving Melrose and Caridee to battle it out on one of the most retarded fashion shows in history. It looked like a backyard fashion show with outfits provided by the local costume shop. They were ghosts in like some castle and honestly my third grade Christmas pageant had higher production values.

In the end Tyra Banks and her 50-pound wig had to pick between the girl with the awful runway walk and BEAAAAAAATTIIIFFFUUUUUL photographs (Caridee) or the girl that wants it so bad, but may not have it (Melrose.) Needless to say, Caridee won out.

Finally a natural blonde won, but I think the audience lost in the end...cause that shit sucked!

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Tuesday, December 5th 2006

That's Not the Real Tyra Banks We See on Top Model

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Tyra Banks said in an interview that what she plays on America's Next Top Model is a character version of herself. Many have made fun of her antics on the reality show. She's trying to cover herself by saying that's not the real her.

She spoke in third person, ``She's almost a caricature of herself. There's a certain voice that I use when I say, `I have five photos in my hand.' It's really funny. I would never give modeling advice in the tone that I give it to the girls, but it's just something that works for the show. The advice is the same that I would give, but I would just give it differently in real life."

"But with `Top Model,' that's more of a character. That is not who I am in real life. People who come to my talk show laugh, because they say they watch `Top Model,' and that's who they thought I was, but it's a reality-show character."

Homey don't play that. You know she's that batshit crazy in real life! But thank God for that, because it's good to watch.

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Monday, November 27th 2006

This is My New Jam


You know Christmas has arrived when he hear Heidi Klum sing about a Winter Wonderland. Her voice isn't bad, but she should've cast another Santa Clause. Ho looks like he's dying. I'm all for Heidi singing, but what happened to Tyra Banks' singing career? Don't you remember "Shake Ya Body?" Now, that was a classic! These two should do a duet of Aladdin's "A Whole New World."


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