Tyra Banks

Thursday, February 7th 2008

Ty Ty! How Could You?!


Ty Ty brought "Moment of Truth" on her show yesterday and it should have been renamed "Moment of Lies!!!" Ty Ty was asked, "Do you think every America's Next Top Model winner deserved to win?" She said no and bitch was lying! Of course she doesnt' think that, because she thinks she should win every cycle.

Ty Ty was also asked if she was jealous of Oprah. She said no and she was lying! How could you do this Ty Ty? How could you lie over and over again? I believe every word you say and you have betrayed me. Next thing you're going to tell me is that your wavy, luscious hair isn't real.

VIA PageSix.com

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, February 4th 2008

You're Not On The List!

Ty Ty taped a segment for her show today at the Jill Stuart show. Uh oh. Tyra's doing the list. Ty Ty with more power. Imagine not being the on the list and having Ty Ty Banks tell you this. She would first go on about how she wasn't on the list once and how it changed her life and made her such a strong woman. Then she would turn on you and say that you need to take responsibility for not being on the list. She would say all of this while only strong blinking twice like an animatronic creature.

I am glad Ty Ty is back to the banged wig. I think mechanism that controls her blinks is under that bang.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, January 30th 2008

Ty Ty Must Be Stopped

Ty Ty Banks will produce another reality show as a companion to "America's Next Top Not-Model." The untitled show will have contestants battling it out to win a position in the fashion industry. It's being described as a cross between "Devil Wears Prada" and "The Assistant." Each week contestants will take part in an individual challenge and a group challenge. One by one they will be eliminated.

The CW has ordered 8 episodes and it's expected to start shooting this April. Ken Mok, one of the executive producers said, "It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine. At the same time they're trying to prove themselves as aspiring fashionistas, that they have a sense of style and savvyness, all the things to make it in the fashion world."

Boresville! Unless one of the challenges involves attacking Anna Wintour's bob with a machete, I'm not into this shit. The Tyra machine needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand. She really could be come the next Oprah only with a cheaper weave, bigger forehead and even more annoying!

This untitled reality show is just another platform for Tyra to talk about herself and how hard her life has been! Not into it. Stop her nooooooooow.

Source

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, January 13th 2008

It's Not 1984!

I have a message for you Vivica Fox, Dominique Deveraux from "Dynasty" called and she wants her look back. This bitch looks like a Miss America contestant from 1984. I don't know what has more plastic in it. Her weave or her face? She is a mess.

Tyra Banks looks hotter than usual, but that dress is all sorts of ugly. It looks like it was made using leftover pillows from Z Gallerie. They love to put feathers on their ugly ass pillows for some reason.

Here's Vivie and Ty Ty Baby at the BET Honors last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, December 18th 2007

You're A Mean One, Ms. Banks

 
Janet Charlton claims Tyra Banks left her staffers high and dry without bonuses this holiday season. A bunch of her staffers left Los Angeles for New York to continue to work on her show. Reportedly Tyra moved her show to New York to be with some man. 
 
Tyra threw a Christmas party at a Lower East Side bar and showed up for a quick minute, but said she was on her way to Italy. Apparently there was no food, but plenty of booze. That sounds like heaven to me. What are they bitching about? Tyra told her staffers during the party, "I want to thank you guys for working so hard- - I have a special guest - here's Santa!" 
 
Santa then came out with a bunch of cheeseburgers from McDonald's, but still no bonus. The party ended with a drunk fight on the street and another staffer needed to go to the hospital via ambulance.
 
SHIT! Booze for days? McDonald's cheeseburgers? Street brawl? Ambulance? That sounds like the damn party of the year. I'm sure your Christmas party will be filled with cheap beer, awkward dancing and maybe, if you're lucky, one of the office sluts getting too drunk and throwing up in a planter.
 
Thanks IslandGirl
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 10th 2007

To Janice: Kiss Tyra's Fat Ass!

 
Janice Dickinson was on "Today" this morning where she defended Jennifer Love Hewitt, but called Tyra Banks fat. Al Roker asked Janice what she thought about the recent pictures of JLove in a bikini.
 
Janice said,  "Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated woman. She is a healthy girl. These are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone fat, I'm sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat."
 
Al Roker calls her on it and Janice backs up by saying, "I'm kidding. I love Miss Banks."
 
Get this woman on The Tyra Banks Show STAT! I'd love to see Tyra and her fat ass battle it out with Janice's rubber face. Tyra can use her big ass to slap the botox out of Janice's mug.
 
Seriously though, Tyra will probably spend the next few months on her show talking about Janice's stupid remark.
 
Visit The Huffington Post to see the video
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, December 7th 2007

Smiling With Your Eyes

 
Is that a little wig glue I see or just some shine? Hmm....it's the latter. Tyra Banks is perfect! She'd never go outside the house not looking absolutely perfect. Perfect for a wax figure. 
 
Here she is smiling with her eyes at the CNN Heroes event last night. Please, don't tell me she was a hero.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, November 26th 2007

The Wig Is In The Way

 
Tyra Banks is afraid to fuck a man, because of her wig. So claims a source close to Tyra. 
 
A souce said, "Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!"
 
How about this solution? Get a better wig! There are wigs out there that can taken whatever you throw their way! And what happened to the "SO WHAT?" Tyra?! I mean she'll tell us to "kiss her fat ass," but she won't take off her wig. Come on Tyra! Tell us to kiss your bald head! 
 
Tyra also doesn't like wine, but will order it to look sexy. "Every now and then I'll order some wine at the table. I'll only take two sips, but I'll keep holding the glass 'cause it makes me feel sexy, but I still don't drink it because it still tastes kind of nasty to me."
 
Um...this bitch is talking crazy. Tyra loosen the wig! It'll due your taste buds and vagina a world of good.  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, November 1st 2007

Tight Tyra

 
I love Tyra Banks and I watch her mess of a talk show every single day, but damn those leggings are tight as hell. I can see her uterus! Let's the coochie breathe a little.
 
Here's Tyra leaving lunch in NYC yesterday.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 13th 2007

Britney Needs Ty Ty!!!


Somebody get these two together STAT. Britney Spears really does need the tough love of Tyra Banks. Shit, we all do! If anybody can save her, it's Ty Ty!

VIA Don't Feed The Artist

Thanks Janelle

Posted by: Michael K


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