Tyra Banks
Ty Ty! How Could You?!
Ty Ty brought "Moment of Truth" on her show yesterday and it should have been renamed "Moment of Lies!!!" Ty Ty was asked, "Do you think every America's Next Top Model winner deserved to win?" She said no and bitch was lying! Of course she doesnt' think that, because she thinks she should win every cycle.
Ty Ty was also asked if she was jealous of Oprah. She said no and she was lying! How could you do this Ty Ty? How could you lie over and over again? I believe every word you say and you have betrayed me. Next thing you're going to tell me is that your wavy, luscious hair isn't real.
VIA PageSix.com
You're Not On The List!
Ty Ty taped a segment for her show today at the Jill Stuart show. Uh oh. Tyra's doing the list. Ty Ty with more power. Imagine not being the on the list and having Ty Ty Banks tell you this. She would first go on about how she wasn't on the list once and how it changed her life and made her such a strong woman. Then she would turn on you and say that you need to take responsibility for not being on the list. She would say all of this while only strong blinking twice like an animatronic creature.
I am glad Ty Ty is back to the banged wig. I think mechanism that controls her blinks is under that bang.
Wenn
Ty Ty Must Be Stopped
Ty Ty Banks will produce another reality show as a companion to "America's Next Top Not-Model." The untitled show will have contestants battling it out to win a position in the fashion industry. It's being described as a cross between "Devil Wears Prada" and "The Assistant." Each week contestants will take part in an individual challenge and a group challenge. One by one they will be eliminated.
The CW has ordered 8 episodes and it's expected to start shooting this April. Ken Mok, one of the executive producers said, "It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine. At the same time they're trying to prove themselves as aspiring fashionistas, that they have a sense of style and savvyness, all the things to make it in the fashion world."
Boresville! Unless one of the challenges involves attacking Anna Wintour's bob with a machete, I'm not into this shit. The Tyra machine needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand. She really could be come the next Oprah only with a cheaper weave, bigger forehead and even more annoying!
This untitled reality show is just another platform for Tyra to talk about herself and how hard her life has been! Not into it. Stop her nooooooooow.
It's Not 1984!
I have a message for you Vivica Fox, Dominique Deveraux from "Dynasty" called and she wants her look back. This bitch looks like a Miss America contestant from 1984. I don't know what has more plastic in it. Her weave or her face? She is a mess.
Tyra Banks looks hotter than usual, but that dress is all sorts of ugly. It looks like it was made using leftover pillows from Z Gallerie. They love to put feathers on their ugly ass pillows for some reason.
Here's Vivie and Ty Ty Baby at the BET Honors last night.
You're A Mean One, Ms. Banks
To Janice: Kiss Tyra's Fat Ass!
Smiling With Your Eyes
The Wig Is In The Way
Tight Tyra
Britney Needs Ty Ty!!!
Somebody get these two together STAT. Britney Spears really does need the tough love of Tyra Banks. Shit, we all do! If anybody can save her, it's Ty Ty!
Thanks Janelle
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