Tyra Banks

Remember last month when one woman was almost stabbed to death, because she wouldn't stop talking during "America's Next Top Model?" Well, it seems Tyra Banks makes the people of Seattle go crazy!

Last Friday, a teacher in her twenties told her brother, also in his twenties, to stop playing videos games, because she wanted to watch a recorded episode of Top Model. The brother got pissed and threw the video game remote at her. It hit her hand and the TV. The woman then went for the wall socket to pull out the cord from his video game. The brother tried to stop her and they started to wrestle. The sister then called 911 and her young brother ran from the house.

The fuzz found "red marks and a small bruise" on the woman and a scraped knee. She declined medical attention.

Seattle needs to cancel Top Model already. Actually, that may start a city-wide riot. What they really need to do is put Ty Ty on trial for disturbing the peace!

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A 42-year-old woman was stabbed in the neck and chest on Wednesday night by some crazy bitch, because she was too loud during an episode of "America's Next Top Model." Damn, I was upset that Lauren was eliminated too, but it's not that serious.

The victim and her friends were drinking beer and watching the show in a Seattle apartment when the crazy bitch told the victim to stop talking so loud during the show. The two started screaming at each other which led to a fight and one of them getting their hair pulled out.

The crazy bitch then pulled out a knife from a nearby apple and started stabbing the woman. Friends were able to break up the fight and the police were called. The woman was rushed to the hospital. She also told friends that her money was taken.

The fact that a knife was in an apple on the kitchen table tells me a lot. SeattlePi reports that the crazy bitch who stabbed the woman is still at large!

On the next Tyra Banks Show! Tyra talks about her near-death experience with a crazed stalker who stabbed another woman with an apple knife to get closer to her! TyTy is going to milk this shit.

VIA TMZ

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TyTy Baby brought some of the Top Model girls out of the woodwork (aka their day jobs Howard Johnson's) for the 1st Annual Fiercee Awards. The award show is the weave child of TyTy and will air on her talk show. The awards will honor or dishonor past contestants on the reality show.

At first I thought this was a Miss Beautiful Tranny America pageant. WTF happened to some of these girls? Did they have dicks put in? I chose Jade for the main photo, because she was always one of my favorites. She's looks like the tranny love child of Bai Ling and Grace Jones. Jade will always have my heart for saying, "Posing with an elephant, it's like posing with an ancient dinosaur. And elephants are in the dinosaur family."

Below are some of the girls that showed up for this whacked out event. Roll your mouse over the picture to get the ho's name. Caridee and Toccara look the hottest. Jay Manuel is wearing more make-up than all those girls put together. Jaslene looks like she's a contestant for Miss Puerto Rico 1982.

America's Next Top Model without Tyra Banks would be like life without oxygen. It's just doesn't make sense. OK! Magazine (via MSNBC) claims that TyTy's days as the main bitch of Top Model are numbered. TyTy is apparently over it and wants to focus on her talk show. She's also not getting along with Jay Manuel.

A source said, “It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day." I don't blame TyTy. I'm not getting along with Jay either and I don't even know him. That hair just gets on my last nerve. He's in dire need of a Miss Clairol wash.

TyTy wouldn't comment on the rumors, but a source said she might be looking for a new supermodel to take her place on the reality. Well, if she must leave then there's just one possible replacement: NAOMI CAMPBELL! Naomi is the only one that could trump TyTy in the crazy department. Blackberry could become the show's main sponsor. Instead of not handing the loser a picture each week, Naomi could throw a Blackberry at them and tell them to get the fuck out. She would also accuse them of stealing her jeans.

For real though, TyTy isn't going anywhere. Bitch loves it way too much.

There's actually a person out there obsessed with Ty Ty Baby. His name is Brady Green and he's getting out of jail soon. This has Ty Ty very nervous. Can't you tell? She's nervous in the eyes.

37-year-old Brady has been sending Ty Ty letters and calling her ass since January. He recently showed up to her studio in NYC and asked to speak with her. He's done this before when Ty used to tape her show in Los Angeles. I guess he was freaking everyone out, because the cops were called. When they arrived they found Brady's bag filled with tons of magazine clippings on Tyra and notes to himself on how he's been trying to reach her. He was arrested, but released without bail this past Tuesday. A source that works on Tyra's show told Fox News, "There's no security at this building. It's very scary."

No security? No problem! They should just hang a huge picture of Tyra without make-up in the lobby and that will keep everyone out. Seriously! I have the solution to Ty Ty's problem. She needs to invite the dude to a taping of one of her "female empowerment" episodes. I'm talking about the episodes where everyone gets naked, talks about vagina, burns their bras, hates on men and praises their "fat asses." 5-minutes on an episode like that and the dude will be running back to wherever him came from. Ty Ty will never hear from him again, because he'll be too busy scrubbing his eyes and ears out with bleach.

Paulina Porizkova is the newest judge on "America's Next Top Model" even though she doesn't have much faith in the show. Paulina doesn't think Tyra Banks' reality show baby produces any real supermodels.

She told TVGuide, “Models are not superstars anymore. With cheap computer retouching, anybody can be a cover girl. You can be 50 and have acne, but look gorgeous by the time they’re done with you. Models are back to what they were in the ‘70s: clothes hangers.”

"[They want to be models] for the same reason I did — they’re looking for love. They think, ‘I’m on TV; people will realize that I’m worth something. But once the TV’s over and they join the real world, it’ll be a whole different thing.”

Do you hear that? It's Tyzilla wreaking havoc! I actually liked Paulina on the show, but it was nice knowing her. TyTy will definitely replace her ass next season. TyTy will probably try to find a way to clone herself, so she can be two judges. Double the TyTy.

Paulina is right. None of those chicks are model material. They should change the name to "America's Next Top Kohl's Model."

VIA Page Six

Last night on "America's Next Top Model" the girls participated in a photo shoot with homeless girls and were asked to portray their inner struggle while wearing fancy clothes. Tyra Banks understands what it's like to be homeless, because she was homeless for a day once on her talk show. She really fucking said that. I can't wait for this season! Every photo shoot will somehow be "near and dear" to Tyra's heart aka she will find ways to cross-promote her talk show and make things about her. I'm expecting the "Kiss My Fat Ass" photo shoot and the "Burn Your Uncomfortable Bra" photo shoot.

Tyra is the Sherri Shepherd of reality TV! Well, they do wear the same wig. Click here to see all the Top Model photos if you care.

Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks will team up to produce a reality show. Their concept is really original and innovative. It's about....are you ready?.......it's going to knock you out of your very uncomfortable office chair.....it's about a group of beautiful people living in a house together! Ashton and Tyra are like the Joel & Ethan Cohen of reality TV! They come up with the best ideas.

ABC has ordered 8 episodes of the series. THR reports, "The as-yet-untitled project will feature contestants competing in a beauty pageant. Naturally there's a twist, but the network has requested that the concept remain under wraps because the show hasn't started production."

Unless the twist involves the beautiful people taking turns disfiguring each other like in "Hostel," I won't be watching this crap. Fuck it, I'll be watching it anyway. I just can't get enough of beautiful drunk people going at it. ABC should just save their money and do a mash-up of Big Brother, Top Model, The Bad Girls Club, Beauty & The Geek and The Real World.

TyTy's big bra bonfire took place on her show today. The whole show was about wearing bras that don't fit right, had wonky underwiring and crap like that. The ladies gathered around a barrel on the street and threw in their old shit. While they are saving their boobies from discomfort they are polluting the damn air!

No wonder I got sick! I was breathing in burnt up dirty titty sweat from TyTy's crazy ladies! Damn you TyTy!

Gawker reports that Fabian Basabe wrote on his blog about an incident during New York fashion week. Fabian was shooting an interview at the W suite in the tents when Tyra Banks' people busted in and told him to get the hell out. They allegedly said Tyra needed to change her clothes, because she "messed herself." He goes on to say that they had a change of clothes handy, so he was possibly under the impression that this happens every now and again.

I refuse to believe this! This is lie telling. Tyra Banks does not do poo poo times. She is perfect. They only had a change of clothes handy, because Tyra's powerful glamour essence tends to melt clothes. She has to change every hour on the hour.

Okay, when I first read this shit (pun intended) the first thing I thought of was ALLI. I almost started taking that crap, but you guys warned me that my ass would be leaking 24-hours a day. It already leaks 17-hours a day and I cherish the 7-hours it doesn't. Thankfully, I didn't take that crap.